I have never found Sarah Jessica Parker remotely hot…If anything I found her big tits on a skinny frame that could have just been a stuffed bra…and that big distorted face talking about her sex life disgusting…She was targeted to women who were also unattractive, career oriented and single with the fantasy of living her lifestyle…instead of casting a hot bitch that would make the fantasy feel unattainable….but every once in a while I like to see what she’s up to and how ugly she’s gotten almost as a tribute to all the girls she’s helped make open minded and okay with sex…cuz sluts are what make the world go round…

That said, I have no idea what’s going on with her arms…but it’s scary..

I originally downloaded these pictures for personal use. I don’t have a Sarah Jessica Parker, I just like to look at her pictures to get a good laugh and to put me in a positive state of mind, you know trying to figure out how that thing was good enough to get as famous as it did….realizing that anything is fucking possible with the right marketing behind it…cuz I have actually heard bitches say this woman is pretty….and the whole thing is real comedic.

I thought she had a cameltoe in these pics…and figured there’s just something about bitches who look like meth addicted immigrant trannies named Chanel who pretend they are 25 looking for husbands to marry to make them legal citizens….you know with their cheap hair, cheap slutty outfits, haggard manly half paralyzed from the drug user face that really makes you feel at home…especially when it looks like a cameltoe…cuz it makes the whole experience far less homo….

Not that it matters. What does matter though is that I just posted a fucking Sarah Jessica Parker post and that’s gotta be a mistake on some fucking level.

She doesn’t look like a beast, she looks like The Beast….There is no way this is human. It’s gotta be a monster…I’ve seen horror movies that are modeled off faces like this…I can tellin her eyes that she has no soul…but that she’s been sent to confuse women into thinking people care about ugly bitches having sex..when really the show shoulda been called ugly bitches pretending to be gay men…cuz shit was fantasy written by a group of faggots…and all the fag hags bought into it…

Now we’ve got all these bitches running around, ugly and empowered in expensive clothes drinking obnoxious cocktails, fucking random men until they are too old to breed, fucking up the nature’s course…when really they should be left in the fucking barn taking their master’s orders like they were supposed to….

Seriously…I can’t believe they make vagina that looks like this…but more importantly…I can’t believe they give vagina that looks like this work in movies….especially not as the figurehead to a women’s sexual revolution…like some kind of horrible fucking nightmare….

This is all way to asymmetrical for me….I don’t even know why I am posting this farm animal in a tight dress..

I was just talking to a girl who begs her boyfriend to piss on her, who fucks him and his friends at the same time, who loves sucking pussy when her man fucks it and she asked if I was a horny dude because of all the sex talk I annoy people with and I realized that I’m really not all that horny. Sure, I like talking shop with whores and I really find pussy and tits the only really interesting thing in life, but I’m not as weird as a lot of people about sex and that kinda makes me feel inadequate. I’ve never shat on a girl sexually, I’ve never had my ass fisted, I’ve never jerked off on a chick with five of my friends, I’ve never even tagged teamed a chick, I’ve never even fucked a girl who just finished fuckin’ my friend in the other room who offered us a two for one deal, I’m not into fetish or bondage, I am just standard and boring and all I really want is to bag a black girl or maybe a couple hot lesbians…

Sure, I’d love to piss on a couple of chicks who just finished bouncing off my dick, but I just don’t think I have enough dick to go around, enough stamina to keep up, or the ability to even get hard, so when I see these pictures of a horse with hard nipples, I don’t know what to do with them, since I’m so fuckin’ vanilla and the last thing I’d want to do with a horse is shove my dick in it, I’d rather ride it into the motherfuckin’ sunset, like the I pretend cowboy I am everytime I drink Bourbon…
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Here are some Sarah Jessica Parker in a bikini pictures because I hate you and that’s all I have to say about that.