So you all know that Hustler Video is making a porn movie called “Nailin’ Paylin” and that they were looking for a Palin lookalike on Craigslist. I was emailed the ad last week and didn’t bother posting it, but the highlight of it was that they lookalike had to do anal. Sounds like your kind of movie, now if only she has a penis, then you’ll be in fucking heaven…don’t worry, no one needs to know that you get off to gay porn, it doesn’t make you gay, just delete your browser’s history and pretend it never happened, that’s what I would do if I was a closet case trying to keep up appearances…I’m just kidding, that is what I do because I am a closet case trying to keep up appearances.

What isn’t a joke is that these pictures are of the girl they ended up going with, her name is Lisa Ann and she looks like a porn version of Palin and who does anal. I wonder what else they do in Alaskan based porn, I am hoping it involves fucking frozen Salmon, but that’s just because I like seeing fish in pussy. I’ve never heard of her, but this is probably the height of her porn career, even better than the time she won the Number 1 Milf award or all the times she passed her monthly HIV test.

Either way, I’ve been getting a lot of heat lately for posting political commentary, people think I am an Obama supporter because I make fun of the Republicans for McCain’s old man behavior and Sarah Palin’s small town girl behavior, but the truth is that I am pretty uneducated, especially on American politics, and all I know about your shit, is that Bush pretty much blew up your country and its economy and that I like the way Obama hypnotizes me with his speeches, but other than that, I’m pretty indifferent on the subject and here’s some hate mail that I got this weekend that isn’t all that hateful because a friend of mine sent it to me.

How is it you’re agreeing with all of the shitwads in hollywood brainwashing each other that obama is a good idea? 

Both of those assholes suck ass in the bad way. there isn’t a country Obama doesn’t want to bomb or invade. there isn’t a tax he doesn’t want to raise.  they are exactly the same. the consensus is that Palin is a religious nut, but obama went to that nutty church every week for 25 years. he’s a christard, too. don’t buy that bullshit that he’s just saying the stuff that will get him elected. he is as full of shit as mccain.

Don’t get soft on me, my young brother. you call bullshit where you see it and it’s all over obama. (insert brown joke here)

My response is that I am not getting soft on anyone, I’ve been soft for the last 20 years and I blame a high estrogen level for that. Here’s that Nailin’ Paylin porn slut to try to pretend this post never happened…