This killed me….not in the way you’d probably want me killed…or the way my webstats make me think I’ve already been killed, I’m just slowly bleeding to death and hanging on as hard as I can, when I should really just give up, it killed me in that it made me laugh…but I have always had a weakness for Porn Pardoy…I even remember coming up with porn names for mainstream movies 20 years ago…I remember buying Edward Penishands in the 90s…and just last year I watched the Cosby Porn Parody. It’s just a good blend of laughs, nostalgia and porn that keep me content…I’m a simple man…

So when I saw Vivid released a Scream parody, a few days after seeing Sceram 4, and a few days after releasing private pics of Marielle Jaffe, one of the pussies in Scream , who has since had friends email me asking me to take it down… I felt it important to share it with you…I don’t know why…here is a clip.

OH MY GOD IT’S FUCKING MILEY CYRUS OH MY FUCKING GOD…MILEY FUCKING CYRUS…THAT WHORE FROM TV….I NEED A PICTURE OF HER…I NEED FOLLOW HER…I NEED TO TELL HER SHE’S GORGEOUS….NOT BECAUSE SHE IS BUT BECAUSE I AM OVERWHELMED BY EMOTIONS SEEING SOME WHORE FROM TV….

Go fuck yourself. Every last one of you groupie pieces of shit who make this whore think she’s of any fucking value. I fucking hate you. But I love twitter.

UPDATE – Cars Honk at Her Too…