The thing that surprises me most about this whole American Idol shit is that the public still isn’t bored of it. I get bored of everything in my life, from my wife, to fucking the same hooker, to taking shits and drinking, but for some reason the rest of the world is just sitting there waiting to die or some shit, because they find comfort in this groundhog day shit and sitting through the same garbage year after year until it all ends….

To switch things up, they let a girl in a bikini on the show, a girl who realizes that being a slut gets attention and proving that she’s right by letting her go onto Hhollywood, made a big deal out of it and here’s the video. They also introduced Paula Abdul’s replacement and Ryan Seacrest got some action from some girl. Something his boyfriend will be pretty disappointed in.

Here are some pics of Simon out on vacation because all this shit you’re watching is pre-recorded and has made him a lot of fucking money, which is the main reason he keeps coming back for more of the same shit. He’s hustlin’ pussy on his jet ski, which is pretty much like being in a motorcycle gang of the sea, only instead of being cool in your leather, drunk and beating up hookers in stripclubs, you wear topsiders and khakis and buy the gold diggin’ whore you’re trying to impress expensive martinis at the the country club. Assholes.