It’s nice to see Mike Tyson gracefully dancing with a girl instead of beating and raping her and ending up in prison like he usually does, but I guess that’s only because the bitch is in a see thru outfit and following his fucking orders, cuz the second she slips up, you know bitch gets broke….he’d doing this for some televised show in another country…so I guess that’s why he’s on his best behavior…but we don’t really know went down when the cameras were turned off…I can only assume that one of them isn’t walkin’ right today thanks to being ripped in half…and we can’t really blame Tyson for it…anytime a bitch gets that close to a known rapist in a see thru outfit she’s asking for it….and I am not just saying that because I feel the “She was wearing a short skirt” excuse is legit and should get rapists off cuz we’re fucking animals and you can’t dangle a carrot in front of our faces without us trying to eat it….I’m saying it cuz Tyson is insane and a whole different breed of animal who really takes what he wants and hurts anyone who tries to stop him…
I don’t know how old Sophie Turner is, mainly because I don’t really know who Sophie Turner is, I just know she threatened to sue me for saying she looked like a pornstar, because she looks like a fucking pornstar, but it turns out she find that offensive, because it is beneath her to fuck on camera, but it’s not beneath her to dress half naked to events, even if she looks fucking ridiculous, like a clown you probably want to fuck, despite not knowing why you want to fuck her or who she is but strictly basing it on the fact that she’s got a vagina that’s probably been worn in proper….
The one thing that you’ll like about Brooke Burns, I mean other than the fact that she has a pussy and pussy is all you really care about because you rarely get to touch one, is the fact that she’s half robot, and as a virin loser comic book fan of Kevin Smith, a feature your dream girl has had since you were an action figure collecting 24 year old because she broke her neck swimming and has a neck made out of titanium which surprisingly appeals to me, not because I like robot women or sci fi like you, but I do like the crippled ones with serious injuries, who can predict the rain based on how much range of motion her neck has when sucking dick to the top, something that I guess she’s had limited capabilities to do because she’s pretty much a nobody now….
The NRJ Awards happened this past weekend and nobody cared because no one has ever heard of the NRJ Awards. They are some French bullshit and they managed to recruit Rihanna and Fergie to the event…who I guess thought they had to dress sexy because they were in fashionable France…I don’t know whether they actually won an award at the event, both it is safe to say both definitely won for being washed up sluts the public finally realizes were never hot now that the media has stopped raping us up the ass with their bullshit images trying to hang on as hard as they can….I seriously can’t figure out what happend to Fergie’s face but I think it’s safe to say “Burn victim”…..
Here’s Rihanna doin the doily…..I can only assume her mother in Barbados made this out of shit she stole from the hotel she worked at….
I hate burlesque. It is just a bunch of fat chicks who get together and reflect on an era where fat chicks were considered hot because skinny chicks were usually poor or diseased and you were told to stay the fuck away from them. I hate that these burleque bitches get attention, money, noteriety, careers for doing something dated, repetitive, totally unerotic and and really fucking stupid. So I wasn’t familiar with Immodesty Blaize, but it turns out she’s at the top of her fucking game in her industry which doesn’t deserve to be a fucking industry, but is, because other fat chicks get excited to see a fat bitch get on stage with such confidence, when most fat chicks have no self esteem anymore cuz we’ve worked so hard at making them have no self esteem because we don’t like fat chicks cuz skinny doesn’t mean poor and diseased anymore, it means worth fucking….
Here she is continuing her annoying act by wearing a see through dress that’s not even a fucking see through, it’s just part of the burlesque “tease” mentality….a mentality that needed to die with Bettie Page…
Here are some pictures of Jessica Simpson and her date…her bra…because it turns out her bra is the only support she has in her life. She has no fans cuz she has no career. Her family have all eyes on Ashlee who has this new bustling career, this seemingly happy marriage and this new baby who has proud much excitement and pride to the Simpson family, while Jessica has brough nothing to the family……She has no boyfriend cuz they all leave her, her husband is no her ex-husband and he is off with some immigrant leaving her with she has no one to pat her on the back, offer her a hand and help her back on her feet, no one to settle down and start a family with, no one to hug her when she feels sad and along, but she’s got her bra and that fucking thing looks like strong and like it will support her through everything….even a Haitian Earthquake….
I didn’t post the pictures of Shauna Sand with her kids in this outfit because a lawyer I know told me that since I link to porn, despite not being a porn site, and really if you jerk off to anything I post, you have serious issues, but still according to the law I am smut and posting pictures of kids on smutty sites will get a motherfucker arrested, and despite your unhealthy love for kids, a love responsible for your job as a bus driver, school teacher, pediatrician, camp councillor, social worker or wherever you creeps work with kids to get access to getting kids on your lap all while parents trust your interest in their kids, like you were Bill Cosby and you were just doing it to help and not to help yourself get off……
But these pictures of “pornstar” Shauna Sand wearing this outfit with her kids, who are probably going to be the most fucked up kids out of Hollywood, giving us something to look forward to in 10 years when they are 18, except that usually kids of whores amount to something more than their trashy, child abusing based soley on the random men who come in and out of the house/her vagina, as well as the constant scary nudity, and trashy public stripper shit that embarrasses and scars……and here are the pics the child services people should use to take her kids away from her…..
I think the whole idea of getting excited about a girl in a see thru shirt is pretty childish, or virginal, especially when the bitch has a fucking bra on. Seriously, I don’t even think I got hard for this shit when I was 14 and over the years I’ve determined I’m not a fucking homo, but we live in a generation where the bra is pretty much the equvalent to a fucking shirt, so I’ve got nothing to say about these pictures of this American Idol contestant, other than that she looks like serious fucking shit, and for the virgin losers who accidentally land on this site, here she is in a see thru shirt for you to jerk off to, cuz bra’s are like fucking porn to you or some shit…
This picture is the reason I have a 70s Swedish Erotic Film fetish. Sure Bar Refaeli is Israeli and not from the 70s, but the bathing suit she is wearing reminds me of it.
I have a seirous appreciation for shitty quality clothing. Not so much because it is all I can afford, but because shit almost always turns see through. It’s the whole reason why I jerk off to the American Apparel website….because you see American Apparel is a porn company that brought back the 70s erotic movies vibe, but marketed the shit to mainstream teen pussy, living them totally unaware what they are taking part in. It’s cheap quality, it’s sheer, it’s tight, it’s short, it’s everything I look for in casual gear for girls, so long as they aren’t wearing bras or panties….
Seriously, I used to love hanging out at the beach when girls in white or light colored bathing suits didn’t realize they were showing the world their muffs in an era before waxing and titties, it really used to happen all the fucking time after they got wet, back before bathing suits had bras sewed in the shit….or panty liner pockets….
I just hope this inspires girls to start wearing this type of bathing suit to the public pool and ideally not the same girls who do the senior aquarobics class….
Lady Gaga continues to prove the power of marketing on the American People, as she walks around dressed like a street whore Reindeer for the Holiday Season, because people actually pay to see her perform. They also buy her records and follow her fashion style and even other popstars are copying her shit because they assume the reason she is so big is because of how much of a circus performer she is.
Now I can’t stand the bitch because I know she is entirely fabricated and bullshit and that nothing about her is authentic, it is all just a bullshit machine that is making a ton of fucking money because they’ve done it right. From becoming best friends with Perez Hilton, a loser with no friends so happy to have a little attention that he has become her personal reporter to his huge audience to pretty much everything else about her and none of that really bothers me, because I figure if you’re smart you do what you gotta do to make as much as you can to make money and if you’re not, you end up like me….
My only issue with her and all her bullshit theatrics and lies is that she’s really not hot in any fucking way, if anything she’s fucking disgusting…and you’d have to be a gay to get off to her, but as long as she wears see thru, I gotta post it.
Miranda Kerr is a lingerie and bikini model, but for some reason she doesn’t carry that into her everyday work like someone who is a police officer or paramedic. You seemn when they are off duty they still save people in trouble, but when this bitch is off duty, she covers as much as she fucking can. The whole thing is pretty fucking rude and someone needs to re-work her contract and threaten to take it all away from her if she doesn’t get fucking half naked everywhere she goes.
Claire Danes tit has always bored the fuck out of me. She’s always been flat cheseted and has never worn a bra and it’s been about as exciting as being a straight man hanging out in the gym lockeroom, not that I ever go to the gym, but I did have a free membership at the YMCA back when I was homeless and I would go in there sometimes to shower and shave when I got tired of smelling my own ass but kept it limited because it turns out the YMCA is a place where homos go to hook up and sex offenders go to look at little kids and the whole thing is uncomfortable to me and makes me wonder why the police dont just set up shop there to catch the predator, but not as uncomfortable as Claire Danes’ big nipple on her small tit makes me when I am forced to look at it because bitch finds bras uncomfortable and unnecessary or some shit.
Here’s some dog faced Dancing with the Stars dancer who was destined to be a stripper giving lap dances saving up for new tits, but something went wrong in the plan and made her rich and famous on TV instead but at least she hasn’t lost touch with where she’s supposed to be right now, you know showing off her tits, what her destiny had planned for her to be doing, before getting all ambitious and going against the natural path paved for her, and I guess we should celebrate it, despite how shitty her tits are, because there’s nothing worse than a whore not embracing the very things that make her a whore by pretending to be above her whore behavior, making Cheryl Burke one to look out for and here are her nipples.
Remember Michelle Trachtendberg, well it turns out she’s a whore. Milking the whole see thru clothes trend for attention only taking it to the next fucking level…by wearing see thru sleeves….what won’t girls do to get noticed these days…the whole fucking thing is seriously out of fucking hand. Next thing you know they’ll be wearing see thru pantyhose under their dresses and skirts….it is a crazy world we live in and Michelle Trachtenberg just makes it official….
I love when I see grown American men go crazy over Miley Cyrus because she isn’t hot at all. Seriously, she’s got no sex appeal and I can’t even see anything about her I find hot or even remotely attractive which is saying a lot because I would fuck rotting meat if it was defrosted.
See, I live in a place where 14 was legal for the longest time and may still be. So teenage vagina wasn’t taboo or wrong to look at and want or even touch, lick or fuck. If anything, the French Canadian Catholic Church encouraged us to get married to 14 year olds and make as many kids as possible to man our farms before everyone got uptight about the shit and decided that even though they have their periods and can have kids according to their body function and nature they shouldn’t….
So here are boring pics of Miley for you and not for me and you can pretend this is a hot see-thru if you really want cuz I see tank top straps your creepy ass can pretend it is a bra.
