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Archive for the ‘Selena Gomez’ Category

Selena Gomez One Last Bikini Pic for Springbreakers of the Day

Friday, May 25th, 2012

I don’t know where this picture is from…I just know it is Selena Gomez in her bikini…they ended shooting springbreakers….so it will be the last bikini related to that….but probably not the last Selena Gomez bikini pics….

I like Selena Gomez in a bikini…because it makes me feel like a sex offender even though she’s over 18…and is in fact the sex offender between us…because she was banging Justin Bieber for publicity when he was 16 and she was 18….in what has got a lot of dudes arrested in the past…but that she got away with…cuz Bieber was more into doing her hair and talking about boys….and the sex thing was just a marketing hook…at least that’s what I assume….not that teenagers fucking is all that crazy a concept….Who cares.

Here she is in a funny or die video – even though funny or die hate me – and I don’t find funny or die funny – but I do like seeing Selena Gomez in video in boots and leggings cuz she looks 12 trying to be funny….and I am a pervert like that….even though it is not perverted cuz she’s 20…you know and I’m 40….and keeping up on 20 year olds and their activities is just being a good example….right?….it’s not creepy….right?….who cares…I make my own fucking rules. Asshole.

Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez and Ashley Benson Spring Breakers in Interview Magazine of the Day

Monday, May 7th, 2012

I think the Springbreakers is going to be my favorite movie of all time….but that could just be their marketing brain washing me with bikinis on young bodies being rebellious…..you know from papaprazzi pics to magazine spreads….I can’t help but get hooked on it….I’m such a consumer like that….throw some titties at me and I’m yours….girls….I’m talking to you…..

Selena Gomez’s Perky Implant Tits Care of the Day

Friday, April 20th, 2012

I am pretty sure that Selena Gomez has a small set of implants….Hispanic chicks have shitty fucking tits as a general rule….and you know as young as she is and as perky as her body may be…these are just too ideal to be real….and since they are small and unoffesive I am all for them…since tits are just accessories for sex anyway…like a toy to play with while you’re doing other things….and that is why I am interesting in recruiting as many girls as I can to buy implants for as long as they contractually oblige to letting me play with said implants whenever I fucking way….

That said, here are Selena Gomez tits doing good, drawing attention to more than just her tits…but also to Unicef, which is more than any stripper I know has done with her implants, even if I consider myself a charity and her letting me pay to rub her titties almost a philanthropic even, except it usually involves raping me of all the money I have…..

Either way, I’m a fan of good work for the progress of man kind as long as it inovles tits.

Selena Gomez Does Cosmo of the Day

Tuesday, April 17th, 2012

Selena Gomez is in some I Love My Body more than Justin Bieber does because that “relationship” was more of a marketing campaign, and he’s way more into fisting Usher weekly as payback for his career……and she looks fucking awesome…

You see, I’m a fan of this bitch…she’s got this body of something you feel like a sex offender jerking off to, but she’s pushing 20….making it all ok…and her little tits all perky, likely implants, cuz she doesn’t mine showing them off, like they are purchased item, make her this tight little package worth staring at in her bikini…..even if every time you think about her fucking….images and sounds of Bieber fill your head…for some of you creeps that may help you cum….pedos.

Paparazzi on Set With Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in Bikinis of the Day

Monday, April 2nd, 2012

You know all these Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens pictures are slowly morphing into one long drawn out bikini post…I mean shit has been hitting the internet consistently everyday the last 3 weeks and I’m pretty bored of it…not cuz I ever really get bored of girls in bikinis, but there comes a point when staring at the same bitch gets boring, it’s like flash fucking pussy and let me lick it dry already, or put some fucking clothes on, you useless, cockteasing cunt. If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then you’ve obviously never stared at a bitch long enough to want to do criminal acts to her….namely rape.

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Selena Gomez and Some Other Disney Sloppy Seconds Ass in Bikinis of the Day

Thursday, March 29th, 2012

You know the highlight of the last week in the celeb world has really been the constant flow of bikini pictures and
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Selena Gomez Twitter Bikini Pics from the Spring Breakers of the Day

Friday, March 23rd, 2012

Selena Gomez is really the only bitch who matters on the set of Spring Breakers…and I don’t really need to go into it because anyone with a dick knows she’s 19, looks 12 with implants, has probably learned to suck dick like a pro over the years of being whored out by her ghetto spic mom, so that the family can live the good life….sacrifice the innocence of one, for the benefit of the half dozen other kids they likely have….I’ve seen Puerto Rican / Mexican / Ecuadorian / Colombian families and their mini vans filled with Jesus’ little “say no to contraception” gifts…I get how it works….

Someone posted pics of her in bikini with some vag definition – hanging with dudes who look like every other dude these days…and I’m into it.

Selena Gomez’s Rockin’ Tits and the Other Bitches in Bikinis of the Day

Thursday, March 22nd, 2012

Selena Gomez and the other girls who aren’t as hot as Selena Gomez even if Selena Gomez looks like she’s 12 cuz her parents put her on some hormone therapy to stunt her growth as a kid to make her get all the roles she needed to get before whoring her out to Usher and his perverted child army and possibly getting her a set of implants….cuz her tits are stacked in ways only good push up bras and implants do……which will feed all your creepy fantasies of 12 year olds with breast implants….cuz you’re weird…and cuz it does.

When I look at this, I just wonder how many dicks she’s had….amongst other things that could probably get me arrested….but won’t cuz she’s 19 and that means she’s fair game….

This fake british narrator is seriously jokes.

Selena Gomez’s Hot Little 15 Year Old Looking Body in a Bikini of the Day

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

Selena Gomez has a hot little body that makes me feel like a pervert cuz it looks so young and tight…but that isn’t all that perverted to look at cuz she’s pushing 20…and is the real pervert in the situation cuz she sold her vagina to Bieber when he was underage…and she wasn’t….the kind of shit that would get you or me…or a bunch of the people I know on the sex offender registry arrested….but they are young, rich starlets and untouchable….you see cuz their parents wouldn’t press charges, they are too busy spending their fucking earnings….whore out your kids, it pays.

I’m not convinced Gomez slammed Beiber…cuz of his whole homosexuality…maybe they did anal, her with a strap on mold of Usher’s dick, cuz he doesn’t let Justin have anything else, but the real issue is the fact that I’m analyzing their sex life….sometimes I even creep myself out…I figure it’s only fair, payback even, for all the girls I’ve creeped out over the years…..

What matters is this body getting out of the hot tub for Springbreak…an overhyped garbage movie the producers are smart enough to let the paparazzi on…..and cast for 12 year old chicks…..it’ll be a huge hit….I hope I get invited to the premiere…going to movies for teen girls is always funny when the parents see you in the back row alone, wearing sunglasses, smiling……


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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens and the Latch On in Bikini Top of the Day

Wednesday, March 14th, 2012

This Spring Break bullshit movie is getting a lot of attention for no real reason other than the paparazzi are on set in efforts to market the movie…hollywood is a fucking scam…and they want to build these little starlets up…whether it’s putting them in short shorts….or making them date underage homos….or helping them leak nude pics and pretend they were underage at the time….they’re on it….see cuz I know 17 year old girls…and I’ve fucked 17 year old girls….and their brain capacity and ability to hold a job, or understand how to market themselves is not existant….there’s always a team of creepy adults behind them to make what you see happen….and today that’s bikini tops…finally….cuz when you do a movie called Spring Break….hiring two young whores and some latch on whore in training ….you need the fucking bikini tops….so after all that build up…here it is….


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Selena Gomez Pregnancy Cravings in Her Little Shorts of the Day

Monday, March 12th, 2012

I am sad that my favorite sex offender who makes me feel like a sex offender is no longer a sex offender cuz the person she was pretending to sex offend even though he was getting sex offended by a black male in hs 30s is now 18….because now I have no angle with her….you know I can’t say shit about how good she is with kids or how her dream job was being a school bus driver in order to get laid….I just get to stare at her tight little ethnic slut body and try not to pretend she’s 15….cuz despite her body, I know she’s not that innocent….Disney Taught her vagina all the tricks…..which may make her even more interesting to look at…even if this pickle jar she’s rockin may just be an explanation for the bigger swollen titties….as there may be real life is teen pregnancy up in her uterus….but before her body gets ruined….she’s sharing her short shorts with us….and that works for me and my perversions.


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Selena Gomez Twitter Bikini Pic of the Day

Monday, March 5th, 2012

She’s no longer a sex offender, but she still looks like a girl I can sex offend…I was never a true school sex offender with a teen fantasy…I was also ok banging anyone over 18 who are small and tight rockin a body like a 15 year old….it happens….just make sure they are under 27 cuz 27 is both the year celebs with drug addictions die and the year girls start planning getting knocked up….cuz I know all women may be crazy….but teenager must be he fucking worst….all confused about their periods and unable to suck dick proper….that’s why sex offenders never made sense to me…there are so many tiny hot pussies out there with some mileage…it’s better lik that….I mean just look at this Gomez booty pop….amazing.

Selena Gomez: “Sex Offender who Looks Like You Could Sex Offend Her” Titties in Little Shorts of the Day

Monday, March 5th, 2012

Beiber is 18. She is no longer a sex offender…..but it’s safe to say Selena Gomez was getting an AIDS test in these pics, because like all sex offenders, she’s a little dirt bag…

I’m thinking she doesn’t know what she’s let inside her unprotected this past 6 weeks….and since Beiber is 18 and they are now ready to fuck…she has to make sure she’s clean as to not taint him with her Disney historical sex partners that helped make her famous….

Or maybe it’s just hard out there for a girl who has to pretend to fuck a homosexual teen….and who sometimes fucks a homosexual….who was fucked by an older, blacker homosexual….before she ever got into the mix….you just never know who from the bath house of Usher’s life will re-surface in Bieber’s semen dripping out of Gomez.


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Selena Gomez Showing Bra of the Day

Friday, March 2nd, 2012

How amazing is this video of Selena Gomez leaving the tanning salon with her friend all little titties hanging everywhere and flashing her bra like a sex offender for the sake of marketing pussy I want to fuck…….I assume the track is a Selen Gomez original….probably one she plays to herself before going out and sex offending gay teen icons….or maybe this is the song her sex offending gay teen icons is meant to promote….such enterprising people working the machines behind these young money making puppets I want to to fuck.

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Selena Gomez Superhero Dress of the Day

Monday, February 27th, 2012

The nerds and fan boys are gonna love this shit…

Not sure what her superpower is – but assume it’s sex offending…She’s good at that and always gets off…if you know what I mean…and that is that she’s never been arrested for banging a 16 year old….when I know people who have been for just propositioning 16 year olds on the internet….which makes me wonder if the law gives celebs preferential treatment or if her relationship with Bieber is fake, staged and designed to help both their careers get press….which then makes me wonder why the fuck am I debating Selena Gomez and Bieber’s sex life…I’m a grown man and this is just weird….but then I remember that she’s dressed like a superhero….

Thanks for being on this journey with me…

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