This seems to be a sex tape that has no sex in it and really I don’t care about this one at all…not that I really care about any of them….but I like to make sex tapes part of my job…not that I really have a job, but you get what I am saying…

This bitch is so irrelevant that watching her old, disgusting, fake tit body naked is not really worth the energy or time. Sure I appreciate the idea of her getting naked on camera for attention, so that she becomes a household name, since her shitty TV show she was on didn’t make that happen, considering even I didn’t know who she was before this….

She shoulda done this before she became this and that’s really all I have to say about that…..just be happy there’s no pussy pics out yet…cuz I don’t even want to imagine what kind of mess that shit looks like…even though you kinda need pussy for a sex tape to be a sex tape…even if that pussy looks broke like Chyna, Shauna Sand and even Kendra Wilkinson…

So here are some pics…I am just posting cuz I want to bring home the point that this bitch is disgusting but also that shitty implants are scary….

Danielle Staub is clearly some bottom feeding fame whore who thinks she is hotter than she actually is, so she’s taking on the bottom feeding fame whore strategy and releasing a sex tape, cuz people will always watch shameless bitches who are trying to make it in the world of entertainment buy compromising themselves and their dignity for the cause…despite the fact that failed sex tape after failed sex tapes of has been cunts have proven to not really matter or work….and they really only do good things for careers when the bitch is already a public name and known….but maybe it is working, cuz before today, I had no idea who this bitch was….cuz sex tapes are guaranteed to get you noticed…we are desperate and like watching sex.

Unfortunately, these caps are censored…and don’t feature sex…but June 14th, you will be able to illegally download and stream the 75 minute attempt for her career….and I have to say, despite having no interest in seeing this, I appreciate her drive and ambition….let’s hope at least one person I want to see fuck follows her bullshit lead.

If you have uncensored pics….email them in…cuz seeing some shitty fake tit isn’t enough for me…I need pussy lip to really judge her.

Yesterday I had the great honor of being the first to bring you a clip from Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Kendra Exposed ….it was one of my first exclusives and the whole thing was pretty exciting for me as I am normally really useless..but not as exciting as the fact that KendraExposed is available online right now…and I know how much all you fuckers love celebrity sex tape…no matter what level of celebrity the bitch in the sex tape actually has….

I bought the Kendra Sex Tape last night using friend’s credit card when he passed out drunk….Here are my quick notes….

She starts off with a stripshow…her hair is thick and horselike, clearly bitch was a stripper or spent a lot of time at the stripclub. She does all the standard stripper moves. From the ass flex, booty shake all set to some updated porno beats that are still cheesy as fuck, but that’s really what you want, especially when it flushed out Kendra’s voice…

Like any 18 year old in 2003, she does not like him to zoom in on her, maybe because she’s got a vagina complex, which I understand, because her pussy is pretty meaty, discolored and uncontained, dried up prune and wise beyond its years that may be 18 but looks like it could be 80 and in need of a wax, but most pussy is, making her no different than everyone else, but unlike current nude pics of her, there was no photoshop used…and thankfully unlike the current state of her pussy now that she’s had twins….

They fuck on a white trash bed with some cat comforter waterbed shit you’d expect many bottles were returned to pay for…cuz we all gotta start our porn career somewhere – whether it is in the trailer park, our dad’s workshop, or the back alley….or on a ghetto bed….

She tries hard to pull thru, she knows she’s filming a porn, she puts some serious effort into it…sure I’ve had better sex than this, less awkward conversation and joking around about PRECUM….the precum of a dude who sucks at directing, but more importantly looks fucking retarded, like some serious white trash with some real dumb looking teeth, who fucks like a lazy slob, and keeps Kendra working….

So girls, let this be warning – film a sex tape when you get the chance – cuz you never know when you’ll need it to pay the bills….or when you’ll want to release it to remind people of what you had when you were younger….

The big question this sex tape brings up is what other quality dudes she has had inside her… and the good news is that unlike the movies you’re into she doesn’t die at the end…weirdo….

The movie is awesome. I loved watching it. The ending is on another level of weird. Kendra’s not that hot. But fucking on tape is fucking on tape….

Here are some NSFW screen caps….but the whole site is mildly NSFW according to most so if you’re hear already…then you should be fine…

Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about.

I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching….

There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there….

Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids….

This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches….

So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy….

And if you are like me and appreciate the ambition in her 18 year old eye, already knowing dick sucking will take her farther than any University degree, and know you want it ….

Here’s a screencap if the video is loading slowly to entertain yourself with….

Here’s a screencap of her natural 18 year old tits…before her awkward body bought new ones….

I know someone who has seen this sex tape. He said it is good amateur shit with good sex but unfortunately it stars Kendra Wilkinson. The tape is going to hit in two weeks. It is going to be as big as the Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian tapes….unfortunately….and it’s totally a staged sex tape release cuz bitch now has a kid and her career of being a barely hot, fake tan, fake hair, fake everything chick who gets naked who prostituted herself to Hef when he was trying to re-invent Playboy cuz it was going bankrupt and dating the bitches in it seemed like a good idea….an idea that would have made this sex tape better, you know if half of it was spent getting Hef up into bed after feeding him his apple sauce…

Either way, here are some preview pics…Enjoy, not because they are Kendra but because they are an 18 year old, and an 18 willing to fuck on camera, no matter who she’s become or how pathetic she is now, is still an 18 year old on camera…

Check out Vivid for the updates….

Shauna Sand did her sex tape many years too late. She should have done it well before her vagina was in the 26th stage of death….So I’m sure it wasn’t as much of a success for her because she did the proven sex tape science all fucking wrong….if you want to use a sex tape to revamp your career and make you money you have to be a girl who isn’t normally naked, or who hasn’t been naked for many years but guys still want to fuck you, like Pam Anderson did. A honeymoon sex tape when she was the Playboy chick we all jerked off to was genius….or you have to be someone young, semi-known who people are dying to see naked cuz they already see you at all the events and are curious like Paris and Kardashian sex tapes. It’s all pretty fucking basic…

Shauna Sand was not young, hot or someone people cared about. She was a Playboy model years ago who turned into a Hollywood joke cuz she’d walk to the streets like the stripper she was. She wasn’t someone anyone was jerking off to or wanted to watch fuck for any reason other than pure comedy.

So here she is posing with her DVD, since it’s all she’s done career-wise recently and I guess she’s excited about it, even if it was a serious ill-advised move…

Pics via Fame

So there was a Carmen Electra sex tape that hit a few weeks ago. It was pretty clear the shit was a publicity stunt, it just wasn’t obvious what the shit was a publicity stunt for. You know she was a Playboy whore who showed her naked pussy to establish a career, so it was only natural for her to whore herself as her career slowly comes to an end. Unfortunately, it was just a viral ad for the internet to generate some buzz for some fashion designer, and not a publicity stunt to get her a reality show or her own line of perfume like she was Paris Hilton, so there’s no pussy penetration, just some strategically shot bullshit to look like it’s more relevant than it actually is.

Tila Tequila is holding on as hard as she fucking can and this fall from her peak is funny to me. Sure, I like watching people as much as the next guy, but when the person in question never deserved to be a position to fail in the first place, I really like watching them fail.

Tila Tequila, although a lovely girl who probably just marketed herself as a piece of fucking trash internet whore, never deserved to be in any spotlight or on any TV. It was a glitch in the system when internet became mainstream and mainstream didn’t know how to deal, other than give all these seemingly popular people mainstream jobs, without realizing the logic behind why a half naked chick has millions of myspace fans, like the fact that she gets half naked and we’re perverts who like pretending we are friends with chicks who get half naked.

So I’ve been loving that her Ustream videos had 1000 views up until last week’s, where bitch actually fucking masturbated on cam like the cam whore she is, possibly because her dad never hugged her enough or some shit…or because she wasn’t happy seeing her fame dwindle and even that video only got 30,000 views….proving she’s fucking worthless and no one cares…

So she released a shitty video she claims was stolen from her laptop, because I guess celebs or wannabe celebs have issues not having their laptops stolen.

It is 5 seconds long and with her longtime model boyfriend who she pretends isn’t her boyfriend and because she figures being single and bi-sexual is more marketable -even though this motherfucker was the one pressing “Add as Friend” on myspace for her years ago and is just riding the fucking wave under the fucking radar…and here she is playing with his small penis…

This seems about right, I haven’t heard shit about Carmen Electra in at leaast a year and now home made sex tapes with her making out with chicks in her underwear hit the internet. It’s a formula all the whores are doing and Carmen Electra is one of the original piece of trash in Hollywood to get famous from her fake tits, so it was either do Dancing with the Stars or this, and since Dancing with the Stars doenst allow her to be naked sucking dick on camera which is all she really knows, she opted for this and I’m not complaining, just wish it happened a few decades ago instead of now, but a few decades ago the desperation just wasn’t there, since people still cared about her….

So I guess these two girls weren’t happy with the level of fame being in a Miss Universe Pageant got them back in 2008 because no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe Pageants, so they stepped it the fuck up by releasing the sex tape shot of them fucking the photographer last year at the Pageant in Vietnam and like all sex tapes, it has ended up on the internet.

One of the sluts is Miss Trinidad and Tobago named Anya Ayoung Chee and the other is Miss Japan named Hiroko Mima and here are the clips of their threesom, facials, anal and whatever the fuck else went on in the video since I didn’t watch all of it, but I did watch it long enough to notice the same tattoo on one of the girls as in her picture, pretty much proving that it is her, since tattoos are the only way to tell asian people apart.

The world is filled with whores, I’m not too upset about that….These videos are PORN and NSFW….Obviously…It’s a fucking sex tape….

Here are the pictures of these girls for you to do the comparision yourself and I will anxiously await the lawyers letters to take the shit down, which is all part of the fun of the internet, cuz this shit’s already done the fucking rounds. Good times, but not as good of a time as what went down for the photog during the Miss Universe Pageant…

Anya Ayoung Chee

Hiroko Mima

I am sure all of you motherfuckers have seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape , because I know the download link was going around.

I unfortunately have only seen a few clips of the shit, but I hear she takes a facial, because I guess dead bodies don’t say no and you can do whatever you want with them, at least that’s what my mortician friend once told me.

I have however seen her vagina, and that grey meaty mess is fucking confusing as shit to me. I’m really not sure how that happens to a girl and if I did, I’d write the E-Book to prevent it because it is almost enought to go gay.

Or at least the kind of gay her boy toy is, because he’s far too pretty to not be gay, he even has softer features than she does, which isn’t saying much.

I assume he has only latched onto her for the last little while to accommodate his lifestyle and maybe open some doors for him here in America, but whatever’s been going on to burn thru her money and make her desperate enough to auction her clothes and sell her shitty sex tape, is probably drugs, cuz over the last few months his fresh face looks tired and almost dying….but the good news is that the motherfucker finally has a name, and that name is Ambrose….Seriously.

So I guess the Sex Tape Hustle worked for him, motherfucker is a household name and all it took was unprotected sex with a corpse and now he’ll be leave her behind in his dry cumfart from gay sex dust.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

The Shauna Sand Sex Tape , I’ve shown screenshots of has finally come….and it is amazing.

You see, I have been ripping into Shauna Sand and her “everyday is halloween” zombie look for the last 5 years. I’ve laughed about her plastic surgery, her ridiculous outfits, her stripper shoes, her non-existant career based on Playboy decades ago. I’ve laughed at her boy toy who I assume is gay and on salary and does things like massage her feet and carry her purse and now star in her sex tape. I’ve even made fun of her grey dead vagina.

She’s been a constant theme on the site, she has provided constant entertainment and almost every Shauna Sand picture that has come out over the last 5 years has made it up here.

I am only her biggest fan and her sex tape that I am dying to see because my life is pathetic comes out tomorrow…..

LOS ANGELES — – Vivid Entertainment, the leading adult film studio, said today it will release the sexually explicit video “Shauna Sand Exposed” next Wednesday, November 4th after its “star” withdrew her threat of a lawsuit to block its distribution. 

I convinced someone close to the source to send me these clips because I couldn’t wait for the release date. I promised not to post them, but not sharing with you wouldn’t be right…so here’s a lawsuit waiting to happen….It is clips of her sex tape, it is Not Safe For Work but then again, this is a Shauna Sand Sex Tape so it is really no safe for anything….except my fucking fantasies….that have miraculously come true in the form of a this DVD and that is really what makes this whole thing that much more amazing….

Here are the Clips…..

I love that this is happening, it brings meaning to my life. Sex Tapes was how I got into this celebrity game, but it turned out to be a pretty dry business, but not quite as dry as Shauna Sand’s Vagina…

I like to think a huge part of the reason I have a site is because of celebrity sex tapes. I’ve never thought they were legit, but there was a time when this shit was semi-embarrassing for a celebrity to have leaked, but that was in a way different era than we’re in today and those celebrities in question were sluts you’d expect to film themselves fuck, you know one step or one decision away from being an actual pornstars to begin with, so shit just ended up working for them, but I know that after they succeeded the copycats surfaced. You know the people who figure they can get a little money and get a little more buzz no matter how irrelevant they are or how off the radar they are. It’s pretty much the uncreative way to get noticed.

That said, Shauna Sand and her male prostitute lookin for fame boytoy leaked / staged/ got paid to do a sex tape and the trailer hit the internet. There’s no way this wasn’t just Vivid’s way to get some exposure for little money off a whore who will pretend to sue them, when really is behind the whole productions, I mean the professional photoshopped pics were pretty much a giveaway….

None of that will ever make Shauna Sand naked okay. It will always be a scary fuckin’ thing and I just hope Vivid knew this before brokering the deal, because seriously, the only people who can get off to this monster are morticians and necrophiliacs and people not scared of disgusting looking vagina…..

This Shauna Sand shit is seriously disturbing. It is not fucking human. I am shocked and disgusted but I have fucked worse, so I’ve got no choice but to post this disaster….even though she’s nothing but a desperate whore nobody riding off her d-list husband’s d-list fame and a shitty stint with playboy…and this is the bottom of the barrel, or what I like to call yet another thing for her kids to develop drug addictions out of shame latter in life over, despite already knowing their mom is a worthless whore and this kind of attempt to get noticed is expected…..