I just posted some Lil Kim bikini pictures and figure that I might as well throw up this possible Foxy Brown blowjob scene, not because I am a porn site, but because I am a news site….right…..Either way, there’s no way to really prove this is her, not because all black people look the same, stop thinking I am racist,, but because the quality is shit, some asshole covered her face with a caption for the fuckin’ blind and I’m calling bullshit, but I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t post it for you, not that I have a job, but we’re all allowed to pretend, especially the person who released this video.

[VIDEO REMOVED CUZ I DON'T WANNA GET SUED, ]

These are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s intimate relationship with food. You know when all she needed to feel sensual was an all you can eat buffet. Her animalistic cravings for BBQ meats, fried foods and the dessert cart lead to steamy, sometimes raunchy, often obscene and always hot nights together, until a few months went by and she realized not only could she not fit in her pants but that the world had turned on her after finding out about this lucid affair, forcing her to quit the shit cold turkey and hit the gym, turning a new leaf…one without the lover that still hangs over her head, but is now just a memory of a salacious affair she holds dear to her vagina.

We’ve got some screencaps of a filthy and raw and carnal night she spent with a chocolate bar. I’m excited to see what went down after the blowjob…I’m thinking anal….

Here’s the preview of what looks like a Leighton Meester snuff film, but unfortunately isn’t.

Someone told me Leighton Meester was born in prison. I told them that that has nothing to do with her being a whore, because a lot of girls who weren’t born in prison are whores too. A lot of girls who weren’t molested, who didn’t have daddy issues, who have good families, non-broken homes, money, good jobs, an education, really no matter who they are, are just whores too.

I don’t know what it is, maybe it’s insecurity lookin’ for love and attention and acceptance, maybe it’s a self-destructive “who gives a fuck” attitude, or maybe it just feels good to be “bad”.

I’m not a fuckin’ doctor, and I don’t really care, because I am a firm believer that you should fuck on camera, and that you should fuck in public, and that you should just fuck and let me watch, because fucking is probably the most interesting thing in life and it shouldn’t be frowned upon when your shit gets leaked to the world, it should be celebrated, even if you’re a useless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, I mean especially if you’re a usesless cunt from a useless show teenage girls look up to, because copycat sluts who idolize this girl and want to be her are better than the real fuckin’ thing.

I know I am late on these pics, but I didn’t do the whole computer thing yesterday.

I don’t have the Leighton Meester sex tape, she’s some chick from Gossip Girl who is all the rage right now, making a sex tape release good fuckin’ time.

I don’t really give a fuck, because I’ve been doing this shit for far too long to really think a sex tape leak is just a played out waste of time, sure I’ll watch the shit, but they have proven to be boring as fuck and unless the celebrity is bouncing off my pathetic dick, I just can’t be bothered, pretty much the same way they can’t be bothered with me.

The reason a lot of these nude pics pop up is because the shit that is a girl who wants to be famous, is usually a fucking insecure, attention craving slut who doesn’t necessarily suck dick to the top, but definitely sucks dick because she likes the attention and does whatever it takes to be the hottest shit with whoever she’s around, whether that’s a porn producer promising her fame, or a boyfriend with a cellphone, or a promoter at a club, or some rich kid she wants to go home with because he promised to bring her to Mexico for Spring Break.

They just want to be on camera….they just want to be seen. It’s some crazy shit and it will lead to some good internet content when it drops.

This video is going around the internet today, so I have to post it, but I was fighting with myself about it, because their is a myspace profile plastered on the motherfuckin’ thing, and that leads me to believe someone’s trying to get a fake scandal to go viral to make their bullshit get noticed, a pretty simple fuckin strategy, but something that really fucking annoys me. I know this isn’t Rihanna. It doesn’t even look like Rihanna and the lies better get these motherfuckers shut the fuck down and that is the only reason I am trying to draw attention to it, cuz I hope some Myspace moderator sees it and gets his revenge on this asshole who got my hopes up.

Here are some pictures of the Real Rihanna in New York from the past few days…

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People are saying this is the Adriana 40 minute porn scene that was shot before she was a super model.

I don’t really do good with face recognition and shit like that, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it is true.

So many girls fuck on camera, it’s just the world we live in, whores are whores and people seem to still want to fuck them because fucking is fun.

If it is her, it puts the rumors of her being a virgin all those years to rest, I mean not that it matters since she’s pregnant and married now, but I like living in the past.

I guess she could have blocked this out, seeing as it is pretty uneventful, maybe even a low point in her life, or maybe since she just takes it up the ass in the parts I saw, she is technically a virgin, just not a very wholesome one you’d expect her to be, but crazy Catholic people take shit literal, so I guess getting paid to fuck on camera is okay if not in the pussy, but none of that really matters, Lima is one of the hotter girls out there, so this, if it is reality should be exciting for you.

NSFW….and I seriously doubt this is her….I mean it doesn’t look like her at all….I feel bad for lying to you motherfuckers and saying it was….But this seriously was emailed to me…and I figured any excuse to post hardcore porn on the site is good enough for me….

What are the chances that this Jonas Brother has a boner when these pictures were taken? If they are actually virgins, I’m thinking that it’s pretty fucking high and that makes me feel uncomfortable. You know because this is the closest dude’s had to sex, and this is pretty much what their sex tape would look like, unless he plays on the grey areas and jerks off on his girlfriend, or lets her go down on him, or titty fucks her, or does her up the ass, or does anything that isn’t vagina sex, but as far as I’m concerned this is some overly successful, bible thumping, Disney scam virgin showing the world how he gets busy.

They are rumored to be shopping for engagement rings in these pictures, I figure that was a spur of the moment decision that stems from blue balls and wanting to rip her fucking pants off and fuck her brains out. I am sure we’ve all been there before but it’ll be more unfortunate when they do get married and he does get to fuck and realizes what this girl actually looks like, you know because being fucking horny makes the weirdest things appealing, you know that cloud that comes with desperation will blow over about 10 seconds after he cums and you turn over to see who or what you just brought home from the bar or out of the dumpster and fucked, but in Jonas Brother’s case, who he sold his fucking soul and half of everything he owns to.

Not having sex is not natural, waiting for marriage is dated and even people back then didn’t wait til marriage, they just pretended to. Shit only works in Arab countries where the woman gets shot if she has no hymen, even if it popped riding a horse/bike or doing gymnastics.

Here’s a cry for another 15 minutes if I’ve ever seen one. This Makin’ Da Band member named Chopper City got caught in a threesome with 2 girls. I have no idea who this dude is, I do know this sex tape sucks, but I figured I’d post it anyway, because I like supporting all things related to trying to get exposure by fucking on camera, even if you do things stupid, black and white and from garbage fucking angles, it’s still a sex tape being released in hopes getting some Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kardashian success, when the only success they’ll really get is successfully making a fool of themselves and successfully getting rejected from all future jobs at Burger King after the district manager google searches motherfucker’s name.

So you all know this jew who fame whored her way into the spotlight by fucking Mini Me on camera and leaking the tape to get some attention because he was the only celebrity to give her the time of day since he’s a dwarf and doesn’t have very high standards.

Well, after realizing that her strategy to get famous didn’t have the anticipated results, she did what any fame whore would do and hired a photographer to take some nude pictures and a manager and legal team to draft a letter directed at Hugh Hefner, in hopes of getting a Playboy gig.

I didn’t go through any of this because I seriously don’t give a fuck about her, or her attempts at getting famous, if anything, I hate her for it and despite liking girls with no self respect who use sacrifice their pussies by doing really disgusting things, I don’t like seeing handicapped people being taken for a ride, seriously. Especially when they are ugly.

I did get this almost topless picture of her, so figured I’d post it regardless of my hatred of her, because I get easily blinded by nipples.

Here’s another one where she looks much hotter.

I know – bad joke, but it was funny to me… for about a second, .but not as funny as the fact that this story is actually true and not some really sick joke on us.

…on her website, roseanneworld.com , she storms: “One of the interns who was administering my MySpace page has been fired. He has stolen my private sex tape.

“I am offering $25,000 for its return, unless someone would like to distribute it – then I am willing to deal.”

When I did the interview with Maxim Magazine last year, they asked me what celebrity sex tape would be the ultimate. The one that would let me hang my typing gloves up for good and never visit the site again because there’s never going to be a story as amazing as that one. I was caught off guard and all I could think of was a Rosie O’Donnell and Roseanne Barr sex tape called “The Thorns Within the Petals of the Roses” or something like that. That means that if the other person in the Roseanne Sex Tape is Rosie O’Donnell, I’ll have to bid you all a good fuckin’ night for good, because I am a man of my word at least 40 percent of the time.

All I know is the thought of Roseanne getting fucked is about as hot as thinking of my wife getting fucked, which is not very hot at all, but I still want to watch this video over and over again at various speeds to get the full effect. I doubt you’ll be able to see much, considering how far away the camera would have to be to get all of her in the shot and the real tragedy in all this is that it didn’t surface back in the 90s when she was substantially fatter and uglier in the sitcom days, I figure if we’re going to put ourselves through this kind of abuse, we might as well get the full fucking punch to the groin in sheer disgust.

Read the story by clicking the links Roseanne Barr’s Sex Tape Scandal

So everyone knows that whole Britney thing hit yesterday, where the garbage paparazzi have video of her fucking for 20 minutes with some immigrant photographer and he’s shopping it around…well someone sent me these pictures and this email…

Mother of the year, BRITNEY SPEARS, is making headlines, once again for her music… I mean her snatch. Apparently, there are some leaked naked pics of her (shocking), from her days running around with Adnan (possibly even a sex tape)… Anyway, one of my stations posted censored pics… here’s the REAL deal — is this HER? Can you tell from her va-jay-jay?? Classy.

Obviously, these aren’t her, she shaved her head and had ratty extensions and is reportedly wearing a pink wig in the video, but who knows, maybe I’m wrong, considering I’m always wrong according to my wife and my track record. So I’ll post them and let you be the judge.

These are almost NSFW, so if you’re a potential advertiser, pretend you didn’t see this. Asshole.

If you were scared that you wouldn’t get your chance to see the Mini Me having sex with a regular sized girl because you are a sick fuck who gets off to sick things and who is probably a threat to society despite the fact that you get off to these things in the privacy of your own home and are not out hustling midgets at a short people convention and by hustling I mean raping, because of the whole lawsuit out against all the companies involved in releasing the sex tape, you are in luck.

Some Chinese company got their hands on the sex tape and are selling it for 10 dollars and that means it is probably already out on the Internet to download. I haven’t bothered trying to get it because the internet connection I am on is fucking shit and it is taking me an hour to upload an image, but I figure you and your creepy yet crafty internet ways will be able to find it and do all the dirty things you want to do with it until your mom finds it on the computer and organizes a sit down with you to discuss the direction of your life, where you will have to play off that you were just curious to see one of your favorite actors doing it, because you were convinced it was all just some weird joke until seeing his mini penis/arm entering her vag, to which she will probably ask to watch the clip with you for a good awkward and uncomfortable laugh and she will finally understand where you are coming from because the real tragedy in all this is that Mini Me has never been recognized for an Oscar for any of his work.

So the Mini Me sex tape brings families together according to me. It also cures sex offenders. And it can be all yours motherfucker.

Here’s some of the controversial as to whether it’s true or not, Jimmy Hendrix threesome video. I do know that shit looks grainy as hell and the girls in it have some big fuckin’ bush, the kind that works its way down their leg and makes finding the actually pussy an excting treasure hunt you used to have when you were a kid and your babysitter got a little more creative than you understood at the time but still jerk off to to this day. The point is that it reminds me of the first porn videos I used to make love to myself to and whether it is Hendrix or not doesn’t really matter, but in a time like the 70s, the only black dudes fucking 2 white chicks had to be famous, because we were a lot more racist then. So here’s some pre-AIDS celebrity porn to start the day.

I posted these nude pics of Gina Lisa (pronounce GEENA not VAGINA , even though she used her vagina as a lame attempt to get attention and more work sent her way by releasing a sex tape.

Now, I am all for girls fucking on camera and letting me watch the shit, but from my experience it doesn’t always lead to new found interest and success, usually it’s better to not get naked so that people always lust after you, because once we get the pussy, we usually just forget about it and move onto other pussy.

The only real reason the sex tape worked for Paris was because it was taboo, she was rich and rich kids weren’t supposed to act like that and it ended up thrusting her into the spotlight and made her a lot of money, but for someone who already looks like a whore and who you’d think was already a seasoned pornstar buy lookin’ at her, it may just lead a a bad porn career, because based on this sex, she’s not very good, it is just more evidence that if a girl thinks she’s hot and shit, she just doesn’t perform as well as an ambitious and hungy ugly chick trying to prove herself by overcompensating on the dick, the way I like.