I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website….

I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes.

Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago…..

If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera…

Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining..

I don’t know if this Shannon Twin is wearing a pair skin-toned colored panties like a granny or not, but considering her career is strictly based on showing her pussy and getting naked…it’s safe to say she isn’t…

I guess this twin is making an appearance with her twat because her sister, in the event you haven’t heard, has just released Karissa Shannon Superstar where she gets fucked by some black opportunistic dude…who figures he can use her little celebrity to boost his non-existant celebrity by telling her she’ll be the next Kim Kardashian….

And the whole thing is a perfect balance of white fucking trash…

Sam Jones III is some actor who was in some show and now he’s playing the black dude who fucks the white girl in the story of this shitty Playboy Twin’s life….he was also arrested for being involved in a Oxycodone ring where his role was distributing the shit throughout Hollywood, probably where he met this Florida trash who gets naked with her sister to pay the bills, cuz working in Wal-Mart was too demanding for her lazy pig ass….

I dig Interracial Couples, I feel they are almost innovative, cuz I know there’s always an angry white dad, an unknown black dad, a stripper and a drug dealer….even in Hollywood….

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I didn’t realize that the show Girls Next Door was still on TV, I have never seen it so maybe I shouldn’t be talking about how shit it is, but based ont he girls who have come out of it in the past, I can only assume it’s a real waste of fucking time….but it turns out that it is still on TV and that these girls were the girls cast to play Hef’s “Girlfriends” but they recently got fired for not beign all that hot and fucking boring because here they are in their first appearance as free girls and they aren’t in trashy lingerie or naked or in see thru outfits, which is really all they are good for and what is expected out of them, even if I am so tired of typical trashy strippers in typical trashy outfits, it’s played the fuck out….Either way, I just spent too much time on these girls so I’m gonna end this now and try to find something more inspiring to write about…in case you were wondering….

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Hugh Hefner kicked out the old spokeswomen for Playboy Girlfriends because their contract was up and he’s in with the new. His new “girlfriends” who are pretty much nothing more than girls who go to events with him andd live in the Playboy mansion to help market the brand and probably don’t have sex with him, but could if he really wanted them to, because he pretty much picked them up at a bus station and they had no money, food or place to go because he saw the potential that two hot blondie twins would have for his business, especially if he pretended to be in a relationship with them, since fucking twins is the ultimate cliche male fantasy, that works perfect for his brand.

Their names are Kristina and Karissa Shannon and who really cares, dude’s in his 80s and is living the fuckin’ dream, whether the girls are nothing more than a set of desperate sluts with daddy issues or not, really makes no difference, because they are profiting off him as much as he is profiting off them, so it’s all fair in the end…which is the same logic I used to use everytime I paid 20 dollars for a blowjob off a drug addicted street whore. Life is all about the trade-off and now these Shannon Twins are pretty much famous….

It turns out that these poor, desperate sluts from Florida are in fact criminals, leading me to believe that unlike working at a bank, the background check at Playboy is based solely on your tits. this is the story……

We just talked to a relative of one of the victims and here’s what they tell us went down. The twins went out after work with one of their Wing House co-workers, Erica Civello, to a house party. Kristina allegedly started arguing with Erica, and Karissa came up behind her and hit Erica over the head with a bottle of beer and they both “jumped her.” Erica suffered a concussion. TMZ

I stopped reading the quote at “after work with one of their Wing House co-workers” because that just re-affirmed my opinion on trashy sluts from Florida being fucking perfect, the only thing that would have made this story better would have been if they were cashiers at Wal Mart because that’s just the kind of girl I dumb and desperate enought believe me when I pretend I’m going to give them everything they want in exchange for sex, not like those self respecting educated girls with careers who take themselves to seriously and catch onto my lies and here are some pictures of them naked….