When I saw pictures of this chick, I assumed she was the new wife to Shauna Sand’s ex husband Lorenzo Lamas and I was going to make a joke about how fucked Shauna Sand’s kids are going to be, like shit is a fucking social experiment to see how wholesome a girl can become when raised by two fucking whores, but after a quick google search, my questions were answered, because it turns out this bitch is only 24 and is the daughter of Lorenzo Lamas, meaning she was raised by Shauna Sand as her stepmother and it all makes so much fuckin’ sense to me. She’s how wholesome a Shauna Sand kid becomes and the whole thing is pretty fucking funny to me.
Yes, I talk about Shauna Sand too much. It’s an unhealthy obsession….

Pics via INF

Her name is Shayne Lamas and she’s some reality star that offers nothing to the world except for maybe some entertainment a couple of years ago when there was nothing else on TV. She’s doing some staged bikini pictures because it seems to be the way to make a slut more famous and I am buying into the hype and doing my part by posting this shit, because if a girl is willing to prance around half naked for exposure that she will realize will only make her fans want more of her, then it’s only a matter of time before I get to see her cunt. I am a hero like that, sure it doesn’t really get me much love, but who needs love when you have a house stocked with cake thanks to an unhappy and obese wife. Emotional eating doesn’t discriminate by gender you know.

At least she’s trying to connect to real men out there by showing how open minded she is by fishing and running around with something she probably bought at a fish store, which on a side note is my favorite place to spend my afternoons because I like the smell.