I met Shenae Grimes….I think it was a Canada thing, you know we all know each other…and the funny thing was that I had no idea it was her, or really who she was, in fact I think I called her a Groupie cunt, because she was latching on a guy I know, and only found out after that she was on some 90210 the next generation shit that should be cancelled….that said, we aren’t fans of each other, but I’d still fuck the shit out of her, you know with great vengeance for that glorious night….especially since she’s all swollen in the uterus, probably pregnant, I mean why else would she be rocking the body of a 45 year old woman….or maybe she’s just a little dumpy – who cares.
I call Shenae Grimes useless and I mean it. I had the misfortune of meeting useless Shenae Grimes last year….and I had no idea who she was until after I was told. I think I actually called her a groupie slut cuz she was with a guy I know who has a following….
So here is this Canadian nobody, who has gone all 90210 showing off her swollen gunt, I can only assume is pregnancy or laziness and trust me when I say…there is nothing hot about her at all. I’ve seen it first hand…
I just like reminding those 5 of you who know who she is and think she’s hot cuz she has a vagina.
A few months ago I hitchkiked to New York with a bunch of idiots who didn’t rape me and as I was wandering the streets I ran into a bunch of other idiots and amongst the idiots was some bitch who I got introduced to, but no one told me her name, I was wasted dude was just like “this is drunkenstepfather”, she gave me a bit of a dirty look and I was uninterested in her average at best face. I think I may have even called her a groupie and moved on….a few hours later …. the dude who I said she was a groupie of sends me an email and tells me that it was Shenae Grimes…So the next night I get taken out to dinner by some really busty girl who loves everything I do and I start telling the story, shit talking Grimey Grimes and talking about how she’s just a loser Canadian trash, clown of a bitch, trying to get ahead who will be forgotten in 6 months and I look up, and there’s the she is, sitting at the table next to me, giving me more dirty looks….So I pretty much got busted talking behind this bitch’s back, in front of her back…and she did nothing about it…
Cuz celebs have no spines, they say us bloggers won’t say shit about them to their face, and that we are just jealous, but that’s elementary psychology that the real issue is these people just want our fucking acceptance, and can’t grasp why we have so much hate towards them. That’s my theory and I’m sticking to it.
And this is Shenae Grimes. Average at best…..who may or may not be my soul mate, since we crossed paths in a big city twice in 24 hours…you just never know…but I fucking hope not…cuz she sucks.
I was introduced to Shenae Grimes this weekend….only no one told me she was Shenae Grimes…I had no idea it was Shenae Grimes…partially because I don’t even really know who Shenae Grimes is.
I just thought she was some ugly looking drunken trash lookin’ for a dude to go home with cuz her broke ass needed a bed to sleep in, but when bisexual Jared Leto showed up and carted her away someone told me who the broke ass party girl was…..and I was surprised anyone knew her, but not surprised no one seemed to care when they were sitting with her.
She was not only annoying looking, but also ugly…and if I wasn’t told who she was, I wouldn’t have had any fucking clue…because the Shenae Grimes I hear people talking about is one who gets press for being hot and seriously, I saw her twice and the only thing hot about her is that one day she will die….it may not be today, but it is a guarantee that I like about her…other than that she fucking sucks and has a stupid fucking name….unless she is black…in which case shit’s perfectly fucking normal…Here are her pics…
The more interesting news is that Carmen Electra was at the same event, making shit hotter than it was a few seconds ago when this post was about the peasant from Canada who sucked the right dick and fell through the cracks and onto TV, when she should of probably been better suited to work the cash at Blockbuster…
I unfortunately live in Canada, the home of the 2010 Olympic games, which you may know about, because if you were like me and drinking your face off in a bar last night you would have seen that Figure Skating has got a lot more faggot that it used to be.
Sure, figure skating was always pretty fucking faggot and a solid 90% of men involved in the sport were taking it in the ass and mouth on their spare time and the other 10% were just victims to really controlling mother’s who wanted a daughter but God spited them and they weren’t going to let that get in the way of their figure skating dream, but now the 90% of the guys who are gay, are real fuckin’ gay, I’m talking Adam Lambert getting fucked by a twink in pantyhose gay….
Not that that matters, but Shenae Grimes is Canadian and when the bitch got her gig in 90210 the Canadian media ate her the fuck up and I never got it, I thought bitch was ugly, so lucky for me, 90210 gave us AnnaLynne McCord to distract from this Shenae everyone loved, despite her stupid name, so when I saw these pictures, I had to to post the shit cuz she’s fuckin’ ugly no matter how much fancy lingerie she teases with…
I know Shenae Grimes is someone who really doesn’t matter and I’m not one of those faggots in a “Roots” sweater with a Canada flag tattooed on my chest who has Canadian pride in any way, which I think is the only valid reason anyone should be talking about her or her stint in the USA on the shittiest concept of a show ever, I just thought it was funny watching her get man-handled by some big dyke asian chick who overpowered her, you know for the sake of sexual fantasies, if big dyke asian chicks are your thing….and that’s all I have to say about that, because let’s face it I’ve said too much….
It is thanksgiving today and I give thanks that 90210 will be soon be off the air, these girls will be out of work, desperate and turning to seedier roles and until that happens, 90210 will do all they can to get viewers including throwing the cast into bikinis, giving us a taste of what’s to come….
Here is Annalynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes in the Bikins…
Shenae Grimes is the kind of girl who leaves her small town Canada town behind when she got her first big American job, you know who basically gives everyone she knows the big fuck you, I’ll see you at the Oscars cuz these producers of the shittiest show on TV think I’m fucking awesome, and never talks to any of her old friends again. She lets the “fame” get to her head, the ego get inflated and the delusions that this is just going to pave the way to an long lasting career in life changing movies, when in reality, she’s just got a well paying shitty fucking gig that will lead to a drug addiction when she crawls back to Canada and all her old friends after spending all her money and realizing she is unable to land another paying job without sucking dick on camera….
I have a feeling the tough times are on their way, because here she is emotionally eating like most failures do to get thru the hard times and she doesn’t even look hot in her fall from her peak….
Here are some pictures living up to her name, lookin’ like some Grimey piece of Shenae(T) that escaped the halfway house down my street where ex drug addicted hookers and knocked up teenagers where I’ve volunteered to hustle pussy but got rejected when they asked me why I was volunteering and I said to hustle desperate pussy.
I have always said that Shenae Grimes is ugly and have even had arguments with the one person I know who knows who this bitch is about how she fucking sucks and that person was a 15 year old girl who was addicted to Degrassi and autistic so what the fuck does she know….
So maybe Sheane needs to invest in a bigger pair of glasses cuz clearly her glasses aren’t strong enough for her to see how ugly she is and not big enough to cover that shit up for the rest of us.
I guess when you’re name is Grimey Shit, you’ve pretty much got very little to live up to.
Here’s a shitty actress, who I would put money on is also a shitty person, not based on anything anyone’s told me about her, just based on the annoying look she gives everytime the paparazzi snap off pics of her, you know like she’s got such purpose and meaning and like she actually belongs in the motherfuckin’ spotlight, when really she belongs serving pancakes back in whatever shitty town she came from. It’s a travesty. The fabric of our existence must have rippled and this cunt squeezed thru and I guess who really cares about that, what we should care about is when the fuck are these whores going to start wearing shitty see thru pants, I’m not too sure how that’ll play out, but I imagine it being amazing…at least a hell of a lot more amazing that Shenae and her black trash name…
I am not into infantilism, you know that fetish where you get dressed up in a fuckin’ diaper, bonet, onsie, with a fuckin’ pacifier, adult sized play pen, adult sized toys, where a whore comes in a feeds you with a bottle, where you crawl around like a baby goin’ all “GOO GOO, GAGGA”, before soiling yourself, getting changed, all with a huge fuckin’ boner.
But I am into Rompers. It’s the whole having to get fully naked to take a piss shit, because topless pissing girls are what make my fuckin’ world go ’round, throw in a pair of wierd pantyhose, and we’re fuckin’ rockin out like that obscure 18 year old Korean foreign exhange student who hangs out down the street from me and dresses like a fuckin clown in constant variations of pantyhose, because I guess that’s the Korean style, or at least her attempt to be North American while studying science. Not that has anything to do with Shenae Grimes, but has everything to do with the weird outfit she’s wearing….
Fuck yourself for not getting this story. Maybe I’ll take a picture of her so you get it. Asshole.
Speaking of assholes, who the fuck is asking this bitch for an autograph, you’re gonna give her an even bigger ego than she probably already has. Stop the fuckin’ madness and have her come back to Canada with her tail between her legs, only to spend the rest of her life talking about how she coulda been a big star. I’ve seen that movie and I like it, mainly because I like other people’s failure….
I hate when ugly girls get ahead in life and are wrongfully labeled hot because the media or people who live in small towns filled with fat girls mistake her for being hot just because she isn’t fat. You know who act like they are the fucking ultimate because of receiving too much positive reinforcement throughout their lives. Die. You over-rated Canadian piece of shit.
I hate giving this girl attention. For some reason, I want to see her fail. Maybe it’s because she is Canadian and I hate Canadians, but I think it’s got more to do with the attitude I am convinced comes along with her now that everyone is calling her some kind of it girl, or even a sex symbol, when her and her high school drop out shit should be working cash at her suburban Ontario Canadian Tire to pay for her baby’s hockey classes and her Tim Horton addiction. Come to Canada and you’ll get what I am saying, not that I am really saying anything worth reading in this post. It happens.
People want to fuck Shenae Grimes, and now they may have hope because it turns out she’s a fucking idiot and everyone knows idiot girls are usually the easiest to bed. The paparazzi ask Shenae Grimes about John Travolta’s son’s death and she says “it’s amazing”, but have a feeling she means “it’s a shock” and not “amazing” like when her boyfriend pulls off a hard skateboard trick or some shit, and when they say the possibility that Scientology prevented him from getting the right treatment, she said “You guys are very political” tonight. Now I don’t know English that well, but I think she meant controversial and I guess it’s just another example of the inadequacy of tutors on TV sets robbing the kids of the high school experience by doing their tests for them, leaving them about as smart as a fucking eighth grade drop out, which works well in trying to exploit them and milk them for as much money as you can. I guess what it comes down to is that I’d expect this out of an American, I’ve seen Jay Walking on Jay Leno, but a Canadian making these kinds of mistakes is just embarrassing.
Shenae Grimes is some Canadian actress who has been on the Show Degrassi that I have seen a few times but only because watching teenage girls have sex makes for good TV. She’s rumored to be some kind of partying coke slut, which seems totally unlikely considering she has minor fame but enough for her to have an ego, she has lots of money and pretty much everyone is doing blow now that shit’s pretty fuckin’ accessible and helps feed her ego, and that all makes sense because you’d have to be on something to wear a pair of pants like this out in public and I am not talking about being on an Indian Reserve, I am talking hard drugs and lots of them because the last time I saw someone in pants like this, the dude wearing them was trying to convince me that huffing gas is part of his culture and he only does it to stay true to his people before asking me if I wanted to pay him to give me a blowjob because I guess inuit prostitutes come with penises too.
Either way her ass is little and hot and she’s about to takeover on 90210 the Next Generation so get ready to see more of her thanks to her new found stardom
