I was sent in these pictures from a source close to Sam Ronson that read:

Stepfather (if that is your real name),

I am a friend of Samantha Ronson’s. We have known each other for a very long time, I even went to high school with her. Since she started dating Lindsay Lohan, she hasn’t been returning my calls, or facebook friend requests and I find the whole thing pretty annoying. Sure, we went our separate ways and only spoke sporadically the last 5 or 6 years, but I don’t think this new found fame is any reason for her to neglect those she was once close to, especially when all I wanted was to say hi and see how she’s been holding up with all this media attention.

I went digging through some old photos and came across this one of her showering, I am sure you’ll find them entertaining. You can post them on your website, but I would like to remain anonymous.

Since I like to help people out, Sam Ronson, if you’re reading this, which you aren’t, since you don’t know I exist, but I’ll say it anyway….Please don’t forget where you came from because you are too busy babysitting Lindsay Lohan with your tongue in her vagina. You’re not too good for the people you once liked and tt’s just not a very decent thing to do, but posting pics of you naked is. Ps – Nice tits.

I can’t confirm or deny the legitimacy of this email or the pictures included, but they look legit to me and that’s all that matters.

Since I have all these new lesbian man hating women reading the site, I figured I’d throw up these pictures of Marcia Cross naked and taking a shower because she’s a lesbian. These were taken when she was married, which was before becoming a lesbian, but you can tell by her massive bush that turning on men was never really her thing and she always had the dolphin shaped dildo, flannel shirt, construction boots, box of organic granola and deep desire to eat pussy buried deep in her soul.

UPDATE: It turns out that Marcia Cross isn’t the Lesbian, But Cynthia Nixon from Sex in the City is. I get my middle aged redheads who are on shows designed for women to hate men confused, especially when completely uninterested in them. Cuddles.