I can only assume that Jessica Alba paid Jamie Lynn Spears to get knocked up to take attention away from her, because lets face it, being a knocked up 16 year old girl who has unprotected sex is a lot worse socially than some mid-20s bitch who gets knocked up by her long term boyfriend out of wedlock, but being a 16 year old who has unprotected sex is a lot better for your masturbation fantasies and that’s why you’re a sick fuck.

Here are some pictures of Alba’s baby showing, while she’s hiding, because this is a private time for her and her family, where she has to come to terms with the shame of going against the church. Cuddles.