Will Smith Version 2, is about to release his first album and this is the boring video for the boring song. If you don’t know who Jamie Foxx is, he was some aspiring singer who ended up getting sidetracked into doing stand-up, got cast in movies and TV shows and eventually won an Oscar for playing Ray Charles in Ray.

Now the problem with a having already made it, you know having a lot of money and a name, a huge audience and a label willing to pump money into you, a budget to make a big bang and big music videos, instead of being some punk kid with a demo tape who sings R&B that people only care about when he is too slow to bring them out their McDonald’s combo meal…means that dude doesn’t need to start a buzz about his shit, so instead of making songs with videos of booties talking at the strip club, or rolling around on silk in lingerie because his luscious voice makes them cum, we get this boring wholesome shit, which may be a nice change of pace for Christians, Gays and feminists who are tired of all the hetero sex in the media for their own moral reasons, but I have a feeling no one else is tired of all the sex in the media, so this is just like a spit in our motherfucking faces.

Dude had a great opportunity to do something that people can jerk off to here, but instead he did this.

The C.I.A. fucked this bitch up for disgracing and offending their country by putting a gun to this bitch’s head and making her walk out and embarrass herself more than she already did when trying to sing the US National Anthem and slaughtering it by not knowing the words. The truth is that she seems French Canadian, I think she works at the deli down the street from me and sells me week old bread, pate and cheese for cheap, but I could be wrong, those French people all look the fuckin’ same, but the truth is that there’s no real reason for her to know the US National Anthem, other than being asked to sing it since she is clearly not even American….

I am sure none of you would know the words to the song is and you live in the fucking country, if it wasn’t for the patriot training camps your Government calls Elementary school, where you were forced to sing that shit everyday and recite the constitution forward and backwards while re-enacting the civil war and memorize all other things American, without putting energy in learning about other countries, because as you have been told the USA is the ONLY country….so instead of being offended about this shit, think everyone should know your shit as well as you know you’re shit, I’d like you to sing the French National anthem to me, but that’s only because I love your angelic voice, it is like porn to me….

Either way, this video is funny, I laughed because she’s fucking useless.