So you can’t see much muff or titty in this clip, you can at least masturbate to the concept of a young girl and two middle-aged women swimming around you naked, the sluts in the clip are Susan Surrandon’s daughter Eva Amurri big stupid tits , Diane Farr and Embeth Davidtz and since I’ve never seen the show, I think it is safe to say it is probably the best thing on TV….so watch the clip…while I pass the fuck out.

Since I don’t watch The Hills and probably never will watch The Hills, I have no idea what drama is being staged in this recent video of Audrina swimming topless for some dude, but I am pretty sure it was written by a team of experts and executed badly by a half retarded chick with fake tits who you all want to fuck. This shit’s not real life and anyone who thinks it is, is clearly as stupid as Audrina, who I hear just figured out how to spell her name. The show is offensive, young girls buy into this shit and try to turn their boring lives into a drama filled mess and I blame The Hills for half the abortions the abortion clinic saw last week, not to mention half the herpes cases, half the girls stealing each others boyfriends and half of the Uggs sales. I don’t know where I am going with this, but I’ll see you in Cabo….and to anyone who thinks that Audrina is a useless waste of space, you’re wrong, bitch gets naked in pools for a guy who she looks like she may have fucked and if she hasn’t she definitely wants to fuck and he’s just stringing her along like the helpless insecure girl that she is so that he keeps the upper hand and has his way with her is and in the perfect world, that would be every girl’s full time job….none of this running corporations, being doctors, having real jobs bullshit….