I don’t know her name, I don’t care about her name, but I do know why Slash married her, and that’s because of her quirky fashion sense, I mean just look at her dressed like a court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, and by court jester or Heath Ledger as the Joker, I mean, she’s got big tits.

I wonder how much rock cock this slut had to take in her before one finally got stuck in her gluey vagina….you know gluey like that time you jerked off in a jar for a couple of months and kept by your bed to see what would happen to it…before your mom made you throw it out because it was starting to stink…only her instead of a jar, a group of guys did it to her pussy. Get it?

Here are some pictures of Fergie sweating as she celebrates Slash’s birthday by rockin’ leather pants and pretending she’s a fucking rockstar. I heard that these are a couple of weeks old and figured since I am old and tired and that I don’t really give a fuck about celebrities and what they are up to, it was only fitting to throw these up.

Now I don’t find Fergie hot, and I don’t really think seeing her sweating is something that would turn anyone on and if anything is kinda disgusting because I am old school and believe that when a woman sweats she’s a fucking sloppy pig and not someone I’d want to get naked. I remember when I used to steal clothes from the Laundromat, there was this really amazingly hot girl who I’d prey on because she’d go in, drop off her shit then fuck off for an hour, giving me a lot of time to get down to business. I remember taking some lacey shirt that I thought would feel amazing against my balls, and when I got into the bathroom, I noticed these yellow fuckin’ stains on the arm pitts, shit threw off my game, but I still managed to cum all over it and throw it back into the dryer before she got back to pick it up. Yeah, my life is pretty sad.