Here’s a beautiful love story that starts when the Westerner comes to exploit your country but needs your help in making it happen, so he brings you on the project for far less than he’d pay people in Hollywood to be in his movie, cuz outsourcing to India is just how things are done these days. Then that Westerner happens to be doing the same hustle to some local slut who is far better than looking than any girl you’ve ever thought about having 16 babies with, and you assume this is some kind of gift from your elephant with 8 arms god chosen from a billion people and put into your lap. So instead of using your new found Hollywood fame to get pussy like you wouldn’t believe from all fucking angles like you’re supposed to, you decide to stick to your own because you’re a fucking racist and hold your own in high esteem and see a future with cuz you’re too good for non Indian people and the thought of dipping your brown dick into new pussy from another culture makes you sick to your stomach all because you care too much about what your parents and family think….good times.

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Leave it up to America to take a wholesome, naturally beautiful, Indian girl and get her to take off her clothes to show our culture what she’s been hiding in her colorful silk dress, to get it into their heads that she’s worth masturbating to or some shit that really doesn’t matter, because she’s done it, it’s too late for her, she’s tainted and I guess I should be lovin’ it because I am lovin’ her right now, but kinda feel like I did when I found out my high school sweetheart wasn’t a virgin last year when I first got with her.

That said, I saw Slumdog Millionaire last night because I felt obligated to. I wasn’t surprised to see a girl he’s been chasing all his fucking life come out of the woodwork when he was slated to win 20,000,000 rupees. All bitches seem to be nothin’ but gold diggers. Good thing I don’t have to worry about any of that shit, you know….since I am poor. At least I know who my real friends are…I mean…if I had real friends…