Rihanna is pretty fucking cheesy. I know there was a time when I thought her futuristic dominatrix look was almost hot, but that was before she turned into a militant comic book lookin’ dyke, cuz that shit just doesn’t work for me.
Sure, a bitch who prances around in lingerie with no real shame to sell records shouldn’t be something I hate, but the truth is that to get from Barbados to the top of the music industry, getting into her lingerie hardly even scratches the surface of what she did to or is willing to do to sell records, so I want more for her.
What it comes down to is that the only eye she needs patched up is the one in her panties because there’s no way that tool to get her famous isn’t tainted, toxic or willing to stop anytime soon, when it probably should, because she is addicted to the fame and clearly wants more and more of it because being a whore is a small price to pay to get off a small island where you were still a whore, just a smalltime one. When now, you’re at the fuckin’ top…if you know what I mean….
Shakira was on America’s Got Talent a few days ago, because apparently you don’t need to be American to be the guest on the show, and she did her stupid dance every motherfucker is masturbating to, despite how fucking awkward lookin’ the shit is. The only reason I am posting this is because I just got on the computer and I am trying to buy time, it’s not because I think she’s got talent…
Guess what happens when you close a hundred million dollar deal with American Idol to add to your already insane level of success you have experienced the last 10 years…you get groupie gold diggin’ bitches who convince themselves that you are hot shit because they want a record deal and an exit strategy from their shitty broke ass lives and figure you look better than the billionaire Anna Nicole Smith prostituted herself to, because they’ve seen you on TV and they like that you’re an asshole with a horrible fake tan and that’s enough to make any pussy quiver with excitement the second they meet you in person, at least enough to give you a lap dance in the middle of a club because I guess all girls are wallet fuckin’ whores and if she fucks you the best she’s ever fucked, she thinks she won’t get voted off this week and will make it to LA. Get it, that was an American Idol joke. I’m pretty clever. Admit it.
While Kim Kardashian went to host some Pepsi Bullrun event in leather, I guess in honor of the Bullrun in Spain, or I hear that Khloe Kardashian was their playing the bull. They didn’t feed her for days, the tied up her balls to really fire her up and they let her out on the street where people ran away from her in fear, and I hear there were deaths, just a lot of excited homos/closet cases on all fours with their pants around their ankles in hopes she’d mount them and “accidentally” sodomize them to death.
As my extensive research has proven time and time again…all men are perverts.
So even when you get a respectable, seemingly harmless dude alone in a room with a girl, he’s going to be thinking about fuckin’ her, even if that girl is underage, even if she’s fat, even if she’s a fuckin’ lesbian, even if she’s his daughter, because we have penises and that’s what penises make us do.
Even gay dudes, who don’t like vagina, grab and rub up on their female friends when they are alone with them so I am not all that surprised that Miley’s director, a dude named Adam Shankman took these “Innocent” pictures of Miley and since all girls are whores who like attention and feeling desirable, I’m sure he didn’t even have to say “Give me your sexy look”, because she was the one who was probably trying to mount his dick like she is mouting this chair…
She’s horny, young and an out of control church girl, and really bouncing on her boss’ dick is all she knows, thanks to the execs at Disney.
I’m sure this shit is totally harmless, but figure you can probably still rub one out to it, cuz you like useless rich sluts with fucked up faces who like male attention even if you don’t have a fuckin’ chance….
When I was 15 years old I was hanging with some girl who insisted on jumping into the lake in all her clothes, what she didn't realize is that her light boxer shorts, which were the style at the time, and her white t-shirt would get see through, so the second she crawled out of water, we all saw pussy and some asshole pointed and laughed, making her realize what went down, instead of playing it cool so that we could see shit in various positions, we were 15 and seeing pussy was special, fuck I'm turning 40 and seeing pussy is still special, so pointing and laughing was just fuckin' homo.
That said, I'm not sure if this kind of whore behavior is anything new, it's just when the girl in the water showing off her underwear is a teen idol, you know it's going to be something mainstream, so all the little girls are gonna be pulling this shit, so you may want to get your beach towel and start waiting - you sick fuck.
Someone needs to come up with a clever name for her like Miley Whoreyus, cuz coming up with those faggot names of celebrity couples, or for celebrities has always been a dream of mine, if only one day one of my catch phrases takes over the world....
I wonder if her vagina is tickling in horniness for the second she can get some time back in the dressing room with homeboy....but not enough for it to be illegal...
I hate Paris Hilton and I am tired of her fucking lies. She was on The View today talking about how she is doing another season of her new BFF because the last one just wanted fame, you know because she was doing a friend search in the form of a reality show, luring people who want to be on TV. Basically to justify why season two is coming, despite being the same fucking garbage it was the first time around, and I don’t know why people care or why she has a career.
Other highlights of the interview were that she already knows what she is naming her kids, she has never been happier in her life, except for last year when she read the same script about the Good Charlotte dude, she may get married and she’s refined her speaking to not sound like a 15 year old faggot with a dick in his mouth.
The whole thing was offensive, but I guess that’s just what Paris does, and here she is in a bathing suit promoting some hair product bullshit.
Some rapper named Fabulous had a video shoot and on his video shoot was some hot lookin’ bitch in handcuffs, the way I like my hot lookin’ bitches best, because it means I’ve done my job in fighting the law properly, by citizen arresting them with my cock, a punishment worth that life in prison and one that may be a death sentence, but I don’t know for a fact, cuz I am scared to get tested for AIDS, but sure as hell feel like I have it. Word. (keepin’ it black for the hip hop post, cuz that’s how we do)…
It is Friday. I am hungover. I am not in the mood to post. But when videos like this grandmother showing off her milkshake that brings all the boys to the yard, I can’t help but get excited. I’m talking awkward erection in the middel of this McDonalds excited, making the old ladies drinking their discounted coffee’s because they have nother better to do while waiting to die, blush. Enjoy.
These are some pictures of Rebecca Gayheart and her husband on set of his show, Grey’s Anatomy, If you’re wondering what they are doing, they are showing their love. The same love the kid she ran over will never feel, because he’s fucking dead and is missing out on all kinds of things in life beyond just this public display of affection, like graduating school, making something of himself, having a career and kids, all while Rebecca Gayheart blatently advertises that she’s still alive motherfucker and that’s she’s fucking won cuz she didn’t even go to fucking jail for it. Show off.
This souless cunt was out self-promoting and the paparazzi fed into her shit by taking pictures. She pulled up in a luxury car and danced around lip syncing her bullshit song while Spencer Pratt videotaped it, trying to promote her shit and get some buzz, despite it being kitchen fucking garbage, like her boobjob.
The lies are starting to get to me, I mean all I can think about is hate fucking her until she stops resisting under me. Maybe that sounds violent, but not as violent as how she rapes me everyfucking day with her bullshit.
There’s gotta be a video about this somewhere, google it.
Paris Hilton did a photoshoot where she’s wearing some stupid Lady Gaga glasses, which I guess is representative about how full of shit Paris is provided you didn’t realize that she was full of fucking shit. I am sure when they were in High School together, Paris didn’t even notice the weird, fat, mutant girl in the stupid clothes, I mean, unless it was to laugh at her, but the second she’s fucking popular, this cunt jumps on it and stains in with her dirty sticky fingers, where her gaping soul sucks anything she can monetize or get buzz from in and by gaping soul, I think you know what gaping body part I am actually talkin’ about.
Talking about her STDs or that she’s a slut is a waste of time, we already know that shit, we need to focus that she is single handedly responsible for the fall of a generation of girls, who could have amounted to be the next fucking President, but are instead fucking multiple men and their wallets, lying, doing coke, and pretty much wasting the fuck away and for that, this bitch needs to be shot.
Here’s Megan Fox trying to hold her tits in her shirt because she doesn’t want all you perverts who have been waiting to see that shit for the last 2 years she’s been around, to see it and realize that she’s got no nipples, or that one is totally uneven from the other, or that she’s all nipple, or that she is actually a man, or god fuckin’ knows what, but there’s not way there’s nothing seriously wrong with this girl. Everyone balances out, if you’re ugly or fat, you’re usually sweet or funny, and at least one thing on your is attractive, you know like your eyes, or maybe you have a tight pussy or something, but when you’re superficially pretty fuckin’ perfect lookin in clothes, you know that the second the clothes come off, there’s a pussy lip the size of a fuckin grocery bag, before they made you buy reusable bullshit to save the fuckin’ world, and that’s why she’s still with Brian Austin Texas, because motherfucker’s learned to accept the male genitilia in her asshole, or whatever her fuckin’ mutation I know she has is.
Here’s a video of her taking the paparazzi home with her….
Her name is Sharley Kerssenberg and she’s a “model”. I guess by model they mean ex-stripper with the stupid fucking tits, which is more than I’d expect from a pro tennis player, since you know those white shorts make them look like breasts are the last thing on their mind, you know because they are so distracted thinking about the after game shower with their doubles partner. I used to work at a tennis club and people who play tennis piss me off. They treat the migrant work like shit and they can all go fuck themselves. Including Boris Becker, when he’s not too busy trying to overcompensate with tits to prove he’s not into ass fucking men.
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