So Miley Cyrus left Disney with a big smile on her face. Maybe she went in to collect her money and she realized that she can now buy the world, but I like to think the executives gave her an amazing orgasm, you know with their adult sized dicks and the skill they have from all their years of fuckin’ chicks and the fact that the whole thing is seen as being so wrong by the rest of the world, but so right when it’s going down on their desk, it’s just something the 15 year old boys she lets up in her on the regular really can’t compete with.