Me and Solange go way back. She was one of the only people using twitter back when it first started, you know because living in Beyonce’s shadow her whole life gave her a deep rooted need to be heard, anywhere she could be heard, and the twitter was apparently that answer because unwanted pregnancy and a shitty music career didn’t do shit for her.

She blocked me within the first week, along with Ashton Kutcher and pretty much every other celeb on twitter because I’m just that good at twitter and that’s why you should follow me on twitter … because lets face it…the smut I write is substantially better than the smut that is in Solagne’s bikini bottoms in these pics….it looks like she pissed herself…I hear that’s what dogs do when they get excited….so it makes sense…but I took her for more of a fucking bottom feeding pig…in what may be the biggest fucking bottoms I’ve ever seen on a bitch…cuz I guess she’s got someting to hide…something I call sloppiness…

Solange Knowles, who has blocked me on Twitter, was in San Francisco for the Gay Pride parade, because being faggy every fuckin day isn’t enough of a fuckin’ celebration for these homos, that they need to be louder and more outrageous than they already are once a year.

I hear she got the gig cuz she looks like she may have a cock, or at least like she had a cokc at some point in her life, before using her sister’s money to Chastity Bono the shit….

I also hear she rocked the spandex outfit to remind the gays how lucky they are that they’ll never have kids cuz that shit rapes your body and ruins your life, but more importantly, that some women like Solange, who in all their glory are the reason they are fags to begin with. You know, vile to look at, probably disgusting to smell, with a vagina that looks like it’s from another planet, and not in an “Out of this world” way, but more of a “WTF Is that Dripping, Fleshy, purple thing pulsating in her motherfuckin’ pants”, you know enough reason to turn down pussy for life and choose to take a dick in the ass and AIDS lesions on your face.

Maybe I just can’t see anything sexy in her cuz I hate her, I mean other than that she’s a desperate single mother, and those are the easiest scraps to drag home at the end of the night…But I think it’s got nothing to do with me and everything to do with her.

I follow Mini Beyonce on Twitter, because twitter is my new thing and she never really says anything interesting.

She’s touring, has a kid and clearly wishes she was her sister, and here’s a video of her throwing her mic stand at her audience because she’s always going to be in Beyonce’s shadow, but then again, so is pretty much everyone, considering Beyonce’s thick.

On a side note, her top twitter today was

….weave dried

or maybe it was …….

Almost forgot to put cream on the tat before I went to sleep. Keep forgetting I got one because I can’t see it.

Disgusting….