She is a fan of the site and I guess that means that I am a fan of hers. By fan I mean I’d like see her on all fours clucking like a chicken, but thats only because poultry turns me on, not because of the taste but because of the egghole. Yes, I realize that my jokes are played out. So this girl sent in her vagina drawing and the fact she participated was cool so she has just won an all expense paid trip to my house to do my dishes, for a day.
This is from her myspace profile.
I am Rachel.
I am half Puerto Rican, I apply eyeliner like it’s my job, and I will roundhouse kick you in the face. I’m pretty much the most awesome person I’ve ever met, and trust me, I’ve met a lot of people.
She has a boyfriend and my new life goal is to get her to cheat on him…this is her pic…
I don’t really know where she’s from or what she does. I don’t know her real name, her interests, the kind of music she likes. I don’t know who she’s had sex with and how she does it. I don’t know if she’s talented, cool or just some weird introvert who plays fantasy role playing games. Her name, from what I know, is Sunny spelt with $ instead of an S because that is what hip hop has done to today’s youth. She messaged me on Myspace asking me to make her famous, I can only assume she thinks my site actually gets traffic, well the joke’s on her but lucky for me, she sent me in a nice drawing of her vagina and she described it in 10 words or less.
This is definitely the best submission yet. The reason simple. It has bush and it has anus. I love bush and I love anus, but I don’t like bush on anus. This isn’t about me this is about Carmen who wrote this:
I am a 21 year-old Catholic-raised virgin with a filthy mind, I’m English, by the way – although Daddy’s from Italy. Somehow I don’t think he’d approve!
If I was your dad, I definitely wouldn’t approve, but I am your drunken stepfather on the internet, and I want more! But before we take this to the next step, I request a letter from your doctor stating you really are a virgin. Cuz I don’t believe that anyone is a virgin anymore. And I hate Liars.
Her name is Oprah, she is black and despite popular belief she does have a vagina. She’s not the real Oprah, but she is a lot cooler. She’s the marketing girl at Digital Gravel and she was cool enough to submit cooter shots. I have never had the chance to sleep with a black girl, cuz I always stayed away from that side of town, but it doesn’t mean I wouldn’t have when my penis still worked. This has been draw you vagina and describe it in 10 words or less of the day. The reason it is bearded she tells me, is because she’s not getting any action, oh and in real life her tits are a lot bigger. I’ve seen a pic.
I met her on Myspace. She got a degree in Multimedia Design from Parsons. She is in her 20s and lives in the NYC area. She is proof that higher education is a waste of time and money. She speaks spanish because she is a spic and doesn’t like that I don’t understand her when she talks. She has a meaty vagina because she’s a spic and they all have meaty vaginas. They don’t all send in the hottest draw your own vagina drawing ever.
You can visit her newest project by clicking the link JamesFreyOwesMeMoney <- there (new fuckin’ design is fuckin’ up my links)
I am still working on the site, so I haven’t updated, but was lucky enough to get a new vagina drawing. Well at least I thought I was lucky, before seeing her submission, which is fucking disgusting. The bleeding girl is the lovely Courtney, a 16 year old Canadian. I don’t know if it is considered illegal to post a drawing of an underage girl’s junk, but I am willing to take the risk.
Courtney has recently made her third shitty music video. Be sure to check it out by clicking on this here them there link. Don’t get your hopes up, the video fuckin’ sucks. Cuddles.
This is my new feature and I think it’s a winner. It’s called Draw Your Vagina and Describe it in 10 Words or Less. It’s like the DrunkenStepfather Vagina Monologues. I’d like to make this more interesting by posting a picture of the girl who the drawing belongs to, but I don’t think I’ll get anyone to participate if it isn’t anonymous. So send your entries to info@drunkenstepfather.com if you want to play my sick game, and by sick I mean sexy, really really sexy.
