There was a time back in the 90s when a friend of mine gave me a 50+ porn magazine…that featured images of the kind of 50 year old you’d expect to get naked for some magazine for what I’m thinking was a warm bowl of soup…or something equally cheap….

That magazine had the power to turn me the fuck off 50 year old woman, imagining all their pussy looked the same as the ones I found myself jerking fof to at least 5 times, even though I didn’t like it, just becuase it was the only porn I had access too…it was before the internet…

But Stephanie Seymour reminds us that not all 50 year olds are made the same…this ex model looks fucking great….and maybe that’s cuz she’s not spread eagled…and maybe that’s cuz I am horny and confused and alone…except for this pig of a wife snoring next to me…or maybe it’s cuz it’s just the way it is….

Who cares here are the pics..

Why bother looking at old Youtube videos of a model from when she was in her fucking prime back in the early 90s, when you can look at pics of her battered fucking mom vagina that has seen its share of dicks squeezed into a bikini, all old with less elasticity in her skin…I mean shit…old middle aged moms with 20 year old kids who were once models are hotter than most middle aged moms you see trying to stay fit at the gym…but no matter all the work they put into themselves..they are still disgusting….in the grand scheme of things…sure they do anal and are easy going compared to young bitches…but there’s a fucking trade off and here are some pics of that trade off…

Stephanie Seymour is the creepy mom who probably gives her gay son blowjobs, or at least did when he was a baby, like all creepy moms do but that people don’t really talk about, because we live in a man hating world….she is also the Yoko Ono who broke up Guns’n Roses…and now she’s in St Baths in spandex, showing cooter, and it isn’t very exciting…but I’m posting it anyway….cuz you see there’s nothing like seeing ex models all old and disgusting when we can just google them and see them at their prime instead…..you know cuz we’re not dudes, we’re catty women who went to school with her hoping to feel better about ourselves…you now how it is…

Someone just emailed in this 2008 video of Stephanie Seymour that was made for Numero magazine. You can see her 40 year old tits in it and I figured that may get you excited, because nipples, no matter how old they are, or how vintage the clip I’m posting is, are still all you need to cum, which I guess makes our relationship pretty awkward, it’s like I’m the invisible hand massaging your prostate and that’s as gay as it gets….I mean assuming you can actually get off to this…I’m way too de-sensitized and into women who aren’t passed their prime…especially when they were passed their prime 3 years ago…

Enjoy.

It’s amazing what growing older and starting a family does to your ass. What’s even more amazing is that guys still give their fat chicks affection when out in public, like it’s OK to go from supermodel to this. It’s one of those “have you no shame you sick fucking pervert, fat chicks are meant to sell weight loss products and snack food to, not to stick your dick in when sober, and if you do do it when sober, you never advertise it, you just pretend she’s your good friend who lends you money when you need it or some shit, I mean dude, have you seen what fat chicks look like naked, I know they are comfortable to lay on, and even to fuck, like your own personal bouncy castle. but it is still real fucking demented”…. FOLLOW ME

Here are the rest of the “That’s Not Who I Married, That’s a Bikini Monster…You’re the Reason our Son is Gay…All I have left of the groupie I married is your ankle tattoo…” Pics… FOLLOW ME

There’s nothing like a big old model in a bikini that her pussy seems to like the flavor of….spilling out from all angles, I’m talking from mom ass to big ol’ tits….especially when she’s recently divorced….It’s pornography on all levels…

So here’s Stephanie Seymour living out my obscure fetish of the day…Thanks.

These pictures look legit…you know, like they weren’t staged becuase when bitch went back to her hotel room and checked out her google alerts about her cunt self, cuz bitches with egos always google alert themeselves, she saw that her nipple was everywhere, so she spent the last two days negotiating with a photographer to do this photoshoot of her on the beach with her see thru tankini…or maybe she just got carried away when she saw cameras, felt the sand, heard the waves and in some kind of brainwashed robot, busted into her model routine, like it was 1990 and she was 20 years young, 30 lbs lighter and her body was 2 kids and many sexual relationships with married multi-millionaires tighter….if that makes sense, which knowing me it doesn’t….

I’m not complaining, I enjoy anyone trying to show off something they were good at 20 years later, like athletes and ex-prostitutes, even if it usually ends in injury, especially if I can see nipple….

Pics via Fame

I don’t like older women unless they are ex-supermodels…..or I guess hot…which happens really rarely but does happen sometimes because there are people who bounce back from having kids, or who never have kids and are vain enough to keep up appearances, but it is pretty fucking rare and easier to just want to bang 18-35 year olds….

That said, Stephanie Seymour, a chronic homewrecker and Guns and Roses wrecker, was one of the original Victoria’s Secret models back in 1990, before anyone knew who Victoria’s Secret was. She was also a SI Swimsuit model and now she’s still modeling her swimsuit, only instead of being her young hot self, she’s a mom of two….with a mom of two body that is better than most mom of two bodies but not quite where I like bodies to be…but the good news is she’s showing off nipple….

Pics via Fame

So a couple of years ago and I went Christmas shopping for a girl I was dating at the time. I decided to get her a pair of leather gloves because I figured they were a classic gift and while I am poor, perverted, creepy and kinda mean, ignorant and maybe even a loser, I like to try to keep things classy. So when I got the clerk to help me choose a pair and she asked me what size hands the girl I was seeing was, I said I didn’t know. So she brought me the small, the medium and the large and I pulled out my boner in the middle of the store and slapped the glove up on it like my chick had done enough times with her hand that I figured I could guage what size she was, but instead, the sales girl freaked out and I was asked to leave. I guess they are the kind of store that doesn’t like selling shit. Assholes.

Here’s Stephanie Seymour in a bikini because I’m sure she’s had her fair share of dicks in her hands, mouth, ass, pussy, but I have a feeling the kid she with proves she’s not too into gloves. Merry Christmas, And a Happy New Year.

Sure Stephanie Seymour is a bit of a slut. She’s dated married men since she was 16, she has kids with different daddies like she lives in the projects, but along with using her pussy to get ahead, to get what she wanted and to feel validated, she also used it as some kind of weapon or martyr to destroy Guns N’ Roses and for that, she’s a fucking hero.

I hate Guns N’ Roses, they are one of the most over-rated bands, especially if you’re talking to a 30 year old who hasn’t broken free from the High School glory days and while working as a septic tank cleaner or heating/air conditioning repair man, or some other menial shit he hates doing and doesn’t understand how he got there, who sneaks out to the garage or the compay truck on break to crank up Appetite for Destruction where he closes his eyes, remembering a simpler time, before kids, mortgages, work and a needy wife, you know when all he needed to be happy was just his long hair, a case of beer, a pack of cigarettes a couple buddies, some titties and some Guns N’ fuckin’ Roses on the stereo.

I hate those people, because they don’t realize they are idiots, who fell in love with this band because of marketing and not because they are a good fucking band, and if Guns N’ Roses were legends like these assholes I meet all the fucking time, with the ROSE tattoo on their chest claim they are, and weren’t just a commercial mainstream band like they actually were, their careers wouldn’t have ended in ’92.

So to those people, I think it’s time for you to move the fuck on, and the first step in recovery is forgiving this bitch for what she did to you by taking away your one true love…

To the rest of you, just remember she is the mom of a 16 year old, and your mom didn’t look like this when you were 16 and that’s the whole reason her pussy is a weapon.

If you’ve been wondering where Stephanie Seymour has been since she broke up Guns N’ Roses in the 90s, I can assume not very much, but then again I have no fuckin’ idea and I am only basing it ont he fact that she showed up to an event in a see-through shirt with pasties on. It’s like she’s toying with the idea of getting noticed again but she’s being a bit of a pussy about it and hasn’t really gone all the way with showin’ her nipples. I kinda find the whole thing weird, considering models are always naked and are usually comfortable with the world seein’ their tits, but I guess she’s not as confident in her body as she was now that she’s 40 but that’s just because of the much needed societal impact that tells old bitches that they sure aren’t what they used to be as their husbands run after younger pussy and repeatedly turn down sex from them because they aren’t the girl they married. I’d still do her, but that’s just because even at 40 she’s hotter than anything I’ve ever given it to, but then again I am not society and society tells her to put some fuckin’ clothes on because she’s a fuckin’ Mom.

This is my reminder to all the girls out there that Halloween is coming fast and it is your one day to get out of your mom jeans, because every motherfucker is wearing mom jeans and into some sleazy, slutty, tit and ass exposing costume because we all know that deep down inside you’re a little whore. But you don’t need a reminder, you’ve been planning your costume for the last year, like a frat boy hits the gym for spring break.

I am guessing the Stephanie Seymour is over the whole slut years of her life in her old age and knows that she has had her run as a model and bitch who fucks rock stars, so slutting it out on the runway may not be her thing this anymore, but has the ability to turn some vintage lookin’ nurses outfit into something not so whorish, but we can all see your ankle tattoo and it reminds us of a time that once was.