Here’s Steve Martin’s much younger wife lookin’ pretty old and weathered. I’m sure this belly wasn’t something he originally signed up for when he decided to be a bad man and fuck the shit out of this pretty much unknown pussy born in 1972 but I guess this is still better than being stuck married to a fat bitch who is his own age.

Pics via Fame

Best friends and possible lovers, Steve Martin and Martin Short were vacationing in St Barts where they decided to take a break from fucking each other’s ass like their dicks were colonoscopies and sucking each other’s sagging old age pension testicles like they were a large fleshy vagina, and do a little body surfing with a topless chick.

Raining on their Gay Pride parade was Steve Martin’s younger wife Anne Stringfield, and here she is in a bikini. That’s really all I have to say about that.