Dancing with the Stars is funny, since no actual stars are on the shit, instead it’s just retired celebrities no one really cares about anymore, who were at one point possibly considered stars, but are far from the shit now….since actual stars are busy working or keeping a low profile cuz they hate the attention they get as is….since they are stars and people don’t leave stars the fuck alone….

Ex-sports players are funny, because they are usually dirtbags who were brought out of the gutter and got paid too much money, that they usually spend on stupid shit, like whores…because when they were growing up they were working too hard at going pro to get noticed by chicks because they didn’t have millions a year in their bank account before they hit 25…

So maybe Cheryl Burke can’t get through to him in the dance studio cuz the only way he listens is when he plays “street hooker”, or maybe it’s strictly a sexual fetish for him cuz like all people who dance together, they fuck together, or maybe Cheryl Burke is just a whore, who worked as a stripper, back when her dancing class skills only made her qualified for that gig, before America got hooked on Dancing like we were in the 1940s again….

Either way, funny pictures featuring fat ass for a bitch who dances all day…

Pics via Bauer

Quick question…Is this how all 16 year old girls dress these days, because I am old and haven’t had sex with a 16 year old in at least 6 months, so I’m not quite up to speed with the styles these days, but I do know that when I was 16, I don’t even think prostitutes or strippers dressed like this, but then again that was decades ago so we should expect that as time to go on for the rules on sexuality to loosen, and at this pace, in another couple of years, 12 year olds will be rockin’ this shit…something some of you are unfortunately excited about….The only disappointing thing in all this is she got famous too young so that lowers the chances of being able to get a blowjob from her for a couple of bucks or a promise to make her famous…making her pretty much useless to me….

Pics via Bauer

I know that these Lohan smoking on the street looking like a whore with a fat ass pictures have already been circulating but I am not committed to being first at anything. I have accepted my position as the most irrelevant website on the internet just as Lohan has accepted that she will be left working as a common whore, unfortunately we’re not there yet and this rehab shit is working against us, but I still have hope that cocaine is her gateway drug that will open her up to other drugs like crack, because crack only takes you one place and it’s a good one…for people like us who always wanted to bang her.

I got this email today from someone who feels the same way about me as I do….

From – privacyplease777@yahoo.com
Subject – Praise and kudos

Wish I had some. (Praise, that is.)

But: you’re a coarse, abusive uneducated asshole.

Your spelling is for shit.

You say “fuck” about every 3 words, as though it’s somehow funny or creative.

(It’s not — and you’re not.)

I probably would have thought you were slightly funny when I was, like, 4.

Grow the fuck up, goober.

(Don’t bother responding — you’re blocked, and this e-mail address doesn’t accept responses. If you think that’s lame — fuck you: your godaddy registration is anonymous.)

Here are those Lohan looking like a whore pictures: