Tila Tequila has figured out the magic formula to get attention from dudes and that involves getting naked or half naked on youtube. Shit is like her myspace strategy that got her famous in the first place, but in video or some shit, and I guess as long as you’re a chick willing to show your tit on the internet, there’s always going to be guys willing to jerk off to you and girls to be envious of the confidence you have in being an internet whore.

Either way, this is a video of Tila Tequila doing a sex dance for Ray J, Kim Kardashian’s sex partner in that video, because her most recent publicity stunt was that she is dating him even though I’ve been told she actually has a boyfriend of 8 years who lets her do these stunts because it means he doesn’t have to work, like every dude I know who has dated strippers

Watch the video. I am slow fucking moving today.

Here are pictures of a half naked Dita Von Tease doing her stupid Burlesque show. It always involves her in a champagne class with nipple covers and a thong and as good as that sounds on paper, shit looks pretty fucking boring, not because she does the same routine over and fucking over like bitch is in Groundhog Day, but because she doesn’t show the world her box that Marilyn Manson shot his satan seed up inside.

I don’t really get the whole pinup girl craze that’s been going on the last couple years. It seems like only fat chicks really respond to the whole movement, because it gives them a false sense of sexiness and they wear corsets and show off their fat tits everywhere they go to celebrate that sexiness they never knew existed while they emotionally ate their ugly fat hearts out through high school when no one would slam them.

I also don’t understand the whole alternative model movement that is a lot like this 1950′s burlesque pinup shit, because these fat chicks in corsets get tattooed and pierced decide that they can be models and people will get off to their naked inked fat asses. The way I see it, they shouldn’t be allowed out of their ratty homes and jobs working as a cashier at the pharmacy and into the photo studio where they get naked, but guys like you, who aren’t into hot chicks, buy memberships to these Suicide Girls sites, fueling this whole fucking industry and making more and more ugly girls get tattooed to feel wanted. I guess you’re a fucking charitable organization and you at least get off because of it, which is more than I can say about people who donate to AIDS Babies in Africa Charities.