Kim Kardashian has a sunglasses tan because she fell asleep in Mexico, where she is, because I guess do nothing of substance everyday is only really fun when you take it international. I am posting this because her tits and because seeing brown people burnt is funny, let’s just hope next time around, the pictures of a burnt Kardashian are taken at the scene of her plane crash on the way home, not because I like wishing death on people, but because I have nothing nice to say about her.