I don’t know who Katie Price has been consulting, but I think they’ve been giving her some positive reinforcement that she’s probably taken a little too literal and to heart and decided to wear the shit on her chest as her marriage to her gay husband crumbles and she must rise from the ashes with her big fake tits.

I am still half asleep – things will get worse as the day progresses. Get ready for it.

Some dude who is serving your country emailed me to tell me that he loves my stepLINKS. I was offended that he didn’t read my actually posts, but remembered that either does anyone else so I tried to look at the positive and felt like I was doing my part for the poor fuckers fighting for your government in Iraq and dying for some war that is putting your country into bankruptcy. Reality is that Bankruptcy isn’t so bad. I knew a guy who racked up 60,000 dollars of credit card debt and loans and shit and decided to not pay his bills and the only thing he lost was his car because he spent all that money on drinking and gambling and couldn’t get a credit card for 7 years, so it’s not a big deal and an easy way to party hard for a few months, but I guess people dying is and I hope my stepLINK fan isn’t one of them, because he’s obviously the coolest motherfucker out there.

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens is out pretending she’s with it and cares about the world by wearing some Peace Now shirt, when her real concerns are making her hair appointment and trying to get her gay boyfriend hard for her when she’s not too busy taking naked pictures of herself for people who release that shit to the internet. She’s acting all high and mighty when she’s probably an uneducated high school drop out even though she’s on a show about high school which means that there is irony in her t-shirt and in her career and in her relationship, making this Vanessa Hudgens slut way more complex than I ever thought.

Point of all this is to say, Support Your Troops because there will never be peace, this war will be going on for the rest of all of our lives. Good times.

I like a lot of different t-shirts, from art t-shirts, to trailer trash t-shirts, to band t-shirts. I don’t like ironic t-shirts, or shirts that say Mexcellent on them. I don’t like bitches who wear t-shirts that say “Cutie”, or “My Boyfriend’s Out of Town”. I do like Lynyrd Skynrd and by making this the t-shirt of the day, I am not saying this is fashion forward or that we are creating trends, I am saying they are a good band, and bitches love guys in Skynrd tees, especially if they smell musky from working on the trans am all day you fucking twat.

If you want this shirt – buy it or somethin’