I don’t know when this video is from, I just know that it was emailed to me today, 1000 people like it on Facebook, and that it is apparently from over two Saturdays…

I am only posting it because I find Taylor Swift boring as shit, even though I know she’s a whore in the bedroom, and seeing her skirt blow up is hysterical, even though I know she is probably wearing double underwear so that she doesn’t have anything reveal, and there’s nothing worst than a girl in two pairs of underwear, especially when she’s a stripper or pop star avoiding humiliation…..

This could have been better, but I’ll take it for what it is, cuz this is just the video to get us warmed up….awesome.

Taylor Swift is boring as shit….these bathing suit pictures are here to help prove my fucking point…I get it…she’s country, lives in Nashville, plays the whole wholesome act for her Christian fan base…it’s all a business to her…but I know there’s a LeAnn Rimes brewing somewhere deep inside of her…that I can only assume started to surface when she was getting fucked by serial womanizer who has pretty much had every chick in Hollywood, but more importanly has had his asshole licked by groupies I know here in Montreal….that he met that night…not that he rode out for a few months…cuz behind every slut is a dude who ruined her emotionally…

Either way, here’s her vintage bathing suit, Hollywood Glam, 1950s erotica to you weird pinup loving rockabilly weirdos…

She’s a little birdlike-but at least she’s not fat…

Taylor Swift was spotted in a bikini in the Bahamas and I figured I have no choice but to post it…even if it is an attempt for her to get noticed…cuz I support girls who strip down to get noticed…I just usually prefer when they actually strip down…and not just do some bikini shit posed from afar on some weird angle that doesn’t allow me to know what level of ass I’m really dealing with…but I guess it’s better than nothing….not that I ever found Taylor Swift hot…but this posting all bikinis shit is my weakness…so under all circumstances and despite all copyright laws – here it is….I am a savior like that…at least to people who like Taylor Swift …or people who skinny girls in a bikini….or even people who like tropical scenes…who cares

This has to be the worst Wax Figure of a celeb I have seen to date. I mean I couldn’t even tell the real Diddy apart from his wax version, but I see almost no similarities in this one and the real Taylor Swift…I have a feeling that it’s because the celebs are the ones who finance the shit, cuz it’s part of their marketing campaign of their new album, and they have final approval on what the thing is wearing and what the thing looks like, so it’s sade to say that this is what Taylor Swif wishes she looked like, if she had the ability to play god….

I would rather fuck the discount bargain basement pussy I made out of piss stained newspaper, toilet paper rolls, and chewed bubblegum I used as a hymen cuz I’m into virgins, than this…

I am just curious as to whether they do a full body mould and if they do, why isn’t the guy who works that part of the production process mass producing the Taylor Swift vagina section…..not because I like Taylor Swift…but because I like vagina.

I should have known better when I posted my rant yesterday about how Taylor Swift and Bubble Boy are fucking. I didn’t bother doing my research, because I never do and that would be against my policy of being the laziest fucker I know even though I know some lazy fuckers…She just dropped an album, she’s on a publicity tour, it’s all marketing….Bubble boy is still a closet case who doesn’t like girls….

Speaking of bubble boy, I don’t find Taylor Swift hot…I never did… I always found her weird lookin. Like the asthmatic legally blind 8 year old crackbaby who is allergic to everything who lives next door and who ends up in an ambulance on a regular basis cuz his stamina just can’t keep up with his will to be normal…

After looking at these pics and visualizing her rockin a cock and not a mic, cumming or making sex faces and not just feelin’ her own music a little too much, I really don’t think she’s jerk off material…she is just awkward movin’ at best…The kind of girl you close your eyes when you fuck cuz she’s just movin’ weird and distracting you with weirdness…But I’m not judging if you do, I really don’t care what pathetic shit you do to yourself…

You may or may not know the story that sky rocketed this site into me being labeled a whiney little bitch and a liar on E! and by sky rocketed I mean no one bothered caring that I had the funniest experience with Jake Gyellenhaal back when he was filming a movie in Montreal and I said “Aren’t you the guy who killed Heath Ledger” and he had a fit throwin his hands around in the air like he was a gay guy who just found out they cancelled Will & Grace or who just found out that Broadway was shut down for renovations or who just heard he had AIDs, or whatever over dramatic gay dudes get their women’s panties in a know over…

Now Jake didn’t put a hand on me, I was just asked to leave, but he did shove the girl I was with, leading me to think this whole rumor of him banging Taylor Swift is just a rumor and if anything, Jake is Taylor Swift, it’s amazing what movie magic can do, and really just let the man live his dream as a country music starlet, I mean he has had everything else he’s ever wanted in life, like most spoil brats…even his tongue in Heath Ledger’s mouth…it’s so dreamy….

And if I am wrong and Jake Gyellenhaal is not in fact Taylor Swift and is in fact getting inside Taylor Swift…she better be careful, his self involved hissy fits can leave a bitch with a black eye…cuz that’s what spoiled rich kids do.

The good news is that the ones who play wholesome for their Christian fans are the ones who are the real bad ones behind closed doors, eventually losing their shit cuz you can’t live a lie forever…

Taylor swift is not hot, if anything she’s fucking boring, but for some reason people want to fuck her, at that reason is the assumption she’s a virgin and has a vagina…but I think that’s all marketing…there’s no such thing as wholesome these days, especially not when you’re a celebrity, cuz the internet has fucked everyone up, leading to all night sex parties, and anal sex at 14 to not get pregnant, I watch Oprah, I know these things, and I also know it’d make for a pretty shitty marketing campaign when reaching out to Christian parents to buy albums for their kids, as Christian parents represent America and are also the only people still buying albums….it’s all about makin’ the money her talent doesn’t deserve…so here’s hoping these pictures of her are viewed in nothing by the dirtiest, sleaziest way.. make her a little more like the whore I am convinced she is or at least that she should be…

She’s young, in tight pants, wearing red lipstick, giving seductive eyes, sounds like a good enough formula, put on one of her songs and run with it perverts….

I have no idea what the fuck is going on in these pictures…I am confused. See I can tell this Taylor Swift is in a bikini, but it’s probably the weirdest, non-erotic bikini I have ever seen. You know the kind of bikini you’d expect your grandmother to wear to the pool in her condo building because she’s still young at heart, but old in body. Shit looks like a fucking girdle, you know like those SPANX shits moms wear to make their pussy gunt look less bloated, and I guess the only explanation is that Taylor Swift has her period…or that she’s just sloppy as fuck disguised in a long and lean body…something we used to call SLIMFATS and I guess it really shouldn’t matter, cuz bikini or high waisted bikini or not…Taylor Swift has about as much sex appeal as 3 days old horse shit, which I guess is okay by her, cuz it keeps her country, and that’s the market she’s trying to appeal to…..but not okay to people who fuck horse shit, cuz you want to get it while it’s still warm and most, otherwise it just crumbles apart….

Here’s your barely legal jailbait lesbian fantasy of the day….I guess Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato had so much to catch up on, like talking about how big corporate entertainment people are exploiting them and their youth by turning them into huge brand names, or maybe they were comparing the Jonas brother’s dicks and anal sex tips they learned because they have to make a man cum somehow and in keeping inline with their contracts and their promise rings cuz Disney learned their lesson with Lohan, she pretty much ruined it for everyone by turning her pussy into some covert spy that needed to taste every fucking dick that came within 10 feet of her, making virginity part of the fame deal and based on the pics, the whole thing was pretty fucking boring..

****UPDATE**** these are pictures of Selena Gomez not Demi Lovato and those of you who noticed that are fucking creepy as fuck….the post applies to her too so just thought I’d correct myself and out you fuckers who emailed me by forwarding your emails to the FBI. You’ve been caught weirdo.

BONUS – Here are some pictures of Taylor Swift from last year in a music video wearing a bikini …….

Pics via Bauer

I respect the effort that went into this video and I felt bad that only a few hundred people saw it. I figured anything that edits Taylor Swifts word into taking about anal is something I should support, while whoever was sitting there editing this shit so it sounds seamless is someone I hope to never meet, only because it’s a weird fucking hobby that makes me uncomfortable, even if it was for some radio station no one cares about. It is like the guy who emails me fake celebrity nude pics he makes in photoshop only the multimedia version…..either way….you will like this…it will lighten your day and you will email it to friends,

In believing nothing you see on television or in the entertainment industy, because nothing gets on TV or without it being run by an approval board, because there is too much money on the line, making it impossible for people to just jump on stage and do shit like Kanye pulled, it turns out Kanye and Taylor both have the same agent.

His name is David Wirtschafter.

That means this was a lie to the people and a lie to everyone they have been interviewed by, including my favorite vagina, Whoopi Goldburg, reminding us that Talyor swift is a usless fucking cunt just trying to get more buzz and Kanye is still the piece of shit, closet case, only child brat with a dead mother.

We’re all such fucking idiots and should know better than this, so remember nothing you see is real. These people are just puppets and we just drink the fucking Kool Aid. I am usually way smarter than this. Oh well.

Katy Perry is a cunt and as far as I am concerned everything she touches turns to shit. Whether it is teenage lesbian fantasies that now have the “kissed a girl and liked it” soundtrack, or my radio that I broke because everytime I turn it on hearing one of her songs is in the near future, or that band her boyfriend is in that I can’t take seriously anymore because I know the lead singer fucks her, and even fat tits are starting to lose their appeal cuz this bitch haunts me.

Here she is tainting Taylor Swift with her ugly face and toned down stupid outfit cuz she thinks that will work for her like she was Lady Gaga….

Here she is performing at V-Fest without pants on because that’s what all the popstars are doing and she’s trying to keep up cuz it’s not that easy for a bottom feeding useless piece of garbage who is losing out to a tranny like Lady Gaga in this race to popstardom…it looks like she’s in a fucking diaper….so fuck them all is what I say….

I am not too sure if Taylor Swift’s got her period yet because she’s supposed to be some kind of virgin icon to little girls everywhere, but she’s definitely taking the safety procautions in the event that she does by rockin’ a pair of red shorts. I guess it’s normal when you’re the only girl out of your friends who hasn’t got it yet, it makes you feel inadequate and undeveloped, especially with your string bean body, where you tower over all the other girls.

You know the constant wondering why God is unfair to you every morning when you excitedly check to see if you’ve been spotting, you know if it came to you in the night, because the boys stupidly only like girls who have their periods and big tits, because they don’t realize those girls who have their periods can get teenage pregnant and those big tits are going to be fat as fuck in a few years.

Either way here are her “virgin” legs on set of some movie in some shorts and she’s really not that interesting to look at..maybe she should join the volleyball team…I feel like that’s where she belongs….

I hate Taylor Swift, she’s like this Emo/Country bullshit that drives me fucking crazy in song, and above all that, she’s tall and awkward looking and confuses me when people say how hot she is. There is an actual group of guys somewhere out there who print up her pictures, and asphyxiate themselves with their belts to heighten their orgasm, while listening to her fucking music, because they think she’s a fucking goddess. Well I don’t think a goddess would cocktease her die hard creepy fans by not showing them her pussy like a good girl would given the perfect opportunity she had here in Canada last week.

This shirt Taylor Swift is wearing looks like something that would normally be see through, but since her handlers have a firm grip on her to not have her fuck up and ruin whatever wholesome image she has that sells records, it looks like they doubled shit up so that you couldn’t get a glimpse of her tits and that’s really okay, sometimes things are better left to the imagination, especially when those things are my fat talking about buying a bikini for a vacation she thinks she’s going to win at the supermarket because she’s a valued customer, the only restitution I have is that they don’t make bikinis in her size, but I still know exactly what the shit would look like and that’s something I don’t really wish on anyone.