I used to want to fuck Tea Leoni, now…not so much. I dont know what it was that I liked about her at the time, it was awhile ago, but I know that it’s got less to do with her arms being jacked like she’s got a fuckin’ dick and more to do with knowing that she can’t keep her man sexually satsified, forcing him to develop a sex and porn addiction and publicly embarrassing him by sharing that with the world as some kind of punishment for how badly he’s hurt her when she found out, while the real punishment started by being married to a cunt who was too busy doing pushups to fuck proper. Here she is in a bikini.

I used to find myself oddly attracted to Tea Leoni, that was up until today. I remember she used to be on some TV show before the dude for X-Files knocked her up and she fell off the map but she definitely had her window, a window that has been closed and remains closed but in honor of her year that she calls her glory days, here she is in a bikini top with her little STD.