Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead.

There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting…

THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking…

The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

Terry Richardson show these hot models for some corporate fashion gig and a little of his sleaze shined through. Sure it’s not the kind of sleaze that involved vaginas being stretched out by golden eggs, or pictures involving semen taken in seedy hotel rooms, with seedy bitches who look like they did seedy drugs….That sleaze was just the sleaze that launched Terry Richardson as “an artist” where all these faggot phony try hard fashionistas who faked their way into running the fashion industry cuz they stood out amongst the other try hard phony bullshit fashionistas, figured they’d pay him stupid money, get him to sell out, and pretty much turned his porn into something legit, something I wish would happen to me, because private jets are more fun than riding the fuckin’ bus with immigrants who smell, at least that’s what I’m starting to figure out….I just need to find a bullshit hook to trick all you idiots into thinking I am a visionary on another planet of talent, I’m not sure what my hustle is gonna be, but I know it will involve feces….

Here’s my favorite Edita Vilkeviciute and some other bitch named Magdalena Frackowia…..

I never thought Terry Richardson was a cool photographer. I knew he was just ripping off a lot of people before him. You know the whole “snapshot” of a seedy life with models, actors and prostitutes….Drugs, sex and not giving a fuck….He had pictures of cock, pussy, cock in pussy, cum all over chicks faces, a girl giving birth to a gold egg, something Vice got behind pretty fucking hard….something I didn’t mind watching even though I knew it was strategy to get noticed and end up doing high fashion shoots, you know that mainstream stamp of approval I’ll probably never get cuz I am destined to fail and my dad isn’t a hooked up Fashion photographer to introduce me to the write people and spin my smut as “art”….

As much as I hated what he was, I definitely liked what he was doing then a lot better than what he is doing now. This is a shoot from some magazine called Gentlewoman, the model is named Eniko Mihalik, and there’s absolutely nothing remotely erotic, smutty, perverted about the shit, unless high waisted pants make you cum cuz they remind you of your friend’s hot mon in the 70s.

I guess it’s all about the dollar bills yo. Fuckin’ sell out cunt’s got lazy…

I have felt the pressure of going mainstream to make real money. I’ve just stupidly been a hippie about shit and said that I’m much happier not making money and posting pictures of nipples…pretty much turning everyone off this site from advertisers, link partners, etc.

I know you don’t care about that, but I’ve got a point…Terry Richardson has the opposite problem, because he used seedy, sleazy, erotic shit and his dad’s connections to get known in the fashion world, and once the fashion world bit and decided to pay him stupid money, his pics when standard, uninpsired, point and shoot without the smuttiness, so whenever I see his corporate shit, I think he’s a fucking sell out who sucks…and I guess he’s thinking “look how much money I made off these idiots, I can buy a helicopter and a private jet”….reminding me that I fucking suck at pretty much everything I set my mind to, which in turn keeps me going….

Here are some Natasha Poly bitch posing stupidly for some magazine…..and if you look closely at it, like it was a magic eye poster, you may even see nipple…

I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…

Here are some pictures of Doutzen in Vogue Russia that actually show off her big model body….

These pictures came out a long time ago, they are of Bar Refaeli and the cast of Jersey Shore for Interview Magazine, shot by Terry Richardson, proving that if you’re willing to humilate yourself on national television because it pays better than working as a bus boy at the hottest club in your town hoping one day you’ll get the bartending job, you will get a whole lot of fucking perks, like nustling up to Bar Refaeli tits in person and in picture for everyone in the world to see that despite how much of a joke you are, you’re fucking awesome, killin’ your early 20s harder than most kids you know in their early 20s who waste away in University….

The Jersey Shore people have inspired me….I need to get on a TV show….

Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot for a magazine called Purple, which was only fitting because from what I’ve been told, her vagina is also purple cuz that’s what happens when you cut off the oxygen supply and die….I guess is trying to make it in the hipster art fag fashion world, so she’s been doing this sexual photoshoots for various hipster art fag fashion magazines and I’m all for it, because getting girls as slutty as possible with any spin you put on it is good enough for me, especially when it involves Lohan showing off her tits, something I’ve been missing in my useless internet for some time now….sure, it would have been more interesting to see these pictures back when Terry Richardson was interesting and trying to get noticed by taking pretty shocking erotic pics, back before American Apparel stole his point-and-shoot snapshot approach that he stole from so many people before him, because now he may be making the big money, but he just comes across as a tamer version of an American Apparel ad, but when it comes to Lohan with her panties halfway down her ass, I’ll take whatever I can get, even if shit was taken by a one-armed tap dancing austic midget with diabetes and a rash, if you know what I mean and I hope you do, cuz I have no idea what I am talking about….maybe I’m just trying too hard to be shocking and cool to break free from my dad but I like leave that up to Terry Richardson….

I have a problem with Terry Richardson. I am torn because I find him boring and obvious as fuck cuz he was just some rich kid with a connected fashion photographer father who ripped off other better photographers by taking pics of his semi-famous friends half naked with point and shoot cameras. So as much as I love amateur looking pictures of naked sluts doing obscure staged hipster things, no matter how hard it looks like they are trying to be cool or obscure, cuz rich kids generally lack creativity when it comes to being gutter, it got boring pretty fucking fast.

Then American Apparel ripped off his style and so did every other magazine and photographer until everywhere I look on the fucking street I see Terry Richardson style pictures….some were from his corporate gigs and others were just rip off artists and the whole smutty drugged out rape victim shit, as hot as it may be got played the fuck out….

Here he is doing another corporate gig for Candies with Britney Spears, only instead of having her laying gold eggs out of her pussy or stepping on her labia, he’s got her clothed and you’d think if motherfucker got famous doing the sleazy trashy shit, he could step it up a bit when he’s dealing with the trahsy popster….

It seems weird to launch a topless calendar that has a reputation of being the only calendar worth having even in an era when calendars are obsolete without having topless chicks, but Terry Richardson was there because he shot the shit and he’s the leader in hipster photography that pretty much borders pornography but instead of seducing drunk hipster chicks to get naked in his loft after doing coke and drinking in a dive bar all night, he’s getting paid millions to take this shit of models looking like the slummy bitches he picks up in bars and does coke with all night. He is the reason for American Apparel ads because they ripped him off and I”m sure some of you jerk off to girls who look like they smell and have big bushes so you probably like him and let’s just hope his Pirelli shit is substantially less boring than their party.

Here are some pics of the Pirelli Calendar…….

Pics via Bauer

Terry Richardson proves yet again that being a photographer gets you pussy, or at least gets you to hang around hot pussy, especially when you’ve convinced the world that your perverted, amateur style of photography is fuckin’ art and not just perverted and amateur, because your dad was some successful fashion photographer you rode to the top of your game, and really who cares, his shit is at least semi-interesting to look at, especially when the girls in the pics are hipster trust fund trash he’s pulled out of the bar and brought back to his loft to get, but are actually highend fashion models at the top of their game doing the Pirelli Calendar. What it comes down to is we’re all full of shit, the smart ones are the ones who make money off it, or at least get pussy from it, and the nice ones are the ones who share that pussy with the rest of us in pictures….

The modesl you see are Miranda Kerr, Ana Beatriz Barros, Miranda Kerr, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Georgina Stojiilkovic and their tits.

There was a time when I found Terry Richardson almost inspiring. He was leading the way in sleazy documentary photography where dude would go out with his point and shoot camera and hang with girls and get them naked and doing sleazy fucking shit. I always wanted to do that but never found the drug addicted, hipster sluts to do it, because I don’t have street cred.

Sure, I didn’t think it was all that fucking innovative, I mean everyone tries to get dirty fucking pictures, at least I always have, but the rest of the world took a liking to him and he went from the pages of Vice Magazine and jumped into the high fashion world, and dude’s still doing it while keeping the shit sleazy enough, even if it’s toned down from pictures of Gavin stompin’ out his dick like it was a dirty cigarette.

I know you don’t care about any of that, or that Dov from American Apparel bit his style, but this is what he came up with, and shit’s pretty alright, I am still a fan of his work, even if the Gossip Girl sluts in the pictures are really nothin’ special and don’t deserve to be on TV.

Here’s some access hollywood behind the scene shit….