When your band’s name is Tickle Me Pink, you gotta go that extra mile to man the fuck up. Otherwise, the only people who will show up to your show will be total poofs, lookin’ to dance for teddy bears before their all night anal sex parties, because poofs are always down for all night anal sex parties, or moms and dads thinking it’s some kind of fluffy show for kids, you know the kind of creeps that sing about kids issues, like sharing and shitting in the toilet and animals. So Tickle Me Pink, went ahead, hired a pornstar to crawl around under the blanket topless, and I approve, because I like tits. What I don’t approve of is bad music, so I kept shit on mute and enjoyed the picture show…