Kim Kardashian is a tacky piece of shit who needs to go on a diet. She’s in a dress so tight that you’d think shit would squeeze her into a skinny bitch, but I guess that’s what she was going for too, unfortunately it didn’t work out, mainly because of her belly button, shit is casting a shadow in the shit so big I understand why a black dude would confuse her for a fucking toilet. She shoulda taken some of the candy she clearly stuffs down her face into the shit, or maybe even doubled up on the SPANX, but then again, it’s kinda hard to hide your fat when you don’t care that everyone know you are fat….

It still amazes me that girls like this exist, with their tacky style. Fake hair, pounds of make-up, shitty style, fake celebrity and fake sex appeal and their friendship with the Botox Faced person responsible for the Pussycat Dolls….you’d think they were a cartoon character, but unfortunately, they aren’t.

Here she is from a bunch of angles, none of which compliment her figure…

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I never found J.Lo hot. I knew it was a marketing campaign that idiots bought into. Her ass was hardly impressive and the rest of her reminded me of a dude, but for some reason, she made stupid fucking money, and that reason is that you’re all a bunch of idiots who believe everything you see on TV and figure that if the media tells you she’s got a great ass and she dates people like Ben Affleck and P.Diddy, than she must. What a fucking joke, but not as much of a fucking joke as what her husband looks like, seriously get this guy a horror movie or a sandwich, cuz eating disorders may be porn to me, but not when weird weasel looking dudes are up on the shit, you gotta save that shit for teenage girls who would otherwise be fat….

Either way, J.Lo has a movie coming out where she plays a hooker who gets knocked up before she finds the man of her life, some crap single women who want babies will relate to, making J.Lo more stupid money, and here she is in a tight dress working her way out of the wood work and the whole thing was very unfortunate… won’t let her trick me like she’s tricked all of you idiots….

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Kim Kardashian has finally figured out the magic formula of what will get her noticed and what will get people talking about her and that is her ass. That’s not to say that she didn’t know that’s all people cared about before, it’s just to say that with the success of her show, she lost focus of why people even knew she existed.

Back when she was first starting out, she knew people just wanted to see her naked, and the only reason she was being talked about was because she was Paris Hilton’s friend with the crazy body black dudes love, so she filmed a fucking sex tape and exploited herself as hard as she could, but then with TV fame came even more laziness from an already lazy pig of a woman and she didn’t bother…

But all of a sudden, she’s decided it’s time to get back out there and here she is doin’ it by letting the paparazzi take pictures of her ass, which is a hell of a lot better than her inter-city public urinal face.

Any way you dice it, this bitch is fucking disgusting…

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Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. She’s a fucking pig. She’s got a miserable looking body. She’s sagging and droopy in all the wrong places and her face is fucking busted. Everytime I see her or hear her shitty fucking music I get mad knowing people out there think she’s hot only because they get distracted by the media and get excited by her fat chick tits….The only proof that the bitch is disgusting is that the only cock she can get is some irritating faggot who is just pretending to date her to further his lie of a career…..and here she is making bad decisions by choosing to wear this tight black dress…..

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I know fat ass pretty fucking well and in knowing fat ass I know that there’s no way this bitch is not jacked up in multiple pairs of SPANX to give her ass shape and make her ass look big, round and unhuman.

I also know that no matter how much make-up, or how tight a dress she squeezes herself into, she is still fucking useless as fuck and her time in the limelight that’s already been overcooked is gonna be over really fucking soon, leading to her going back to getting pissed on by black dudes on video where all this mess originally started a few years ago, cuz you part of me is convinced she’s not going to let the fame die down gracefully….but then again, she’s already made stupid money she didn’t really need cuz she already had it…so there is a chance she’ll just eat herself through this and end up dying of heart disease in 15 years at 500 pounds….

Unfortunately, I’m not minding these pics.

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Famous last words of a young singer with a successful singing career and a huge fanbase, is when they claim to give all that up for a film career, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus is doing. I guess it’s some effort to re-invent herself from the annoying cunt 12 year olds and perverted old men fell in love with, and the good news is that when these child celebrities decide to re-invent themselves it always involves them doing nude scenes, playing prostitutes and getting addicted to drugs, so I know that this tight dress on Miley is just a preview of what’s to come, not that I find her hot, but I find the collapse pretty entertaining…

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Rachel Bilson is engaged to that annoying emo bitch of an actor from Star Wars, and he has kidnapped her, brainwashed her, surpressed her potential in being interesting by scaring her into thinking he will leave her, despite the fact that she can do better than him, but she doesn’t know that, thanks to his strategic lowering of her self-esteem, that’s left her feeling like she’s nothing without him. It has lead to a whole lot of boring out of her, so much boring that this outfit is probably her best, and all you can barely see her cleavage, making it really not that great, so everyone thank the new Darth Vader for ruining not only ruining Star Wars for the geeks, but also Rachel Bilson for everyone, you cunt…

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It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!

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I have no idea why I am putting up pictures of a shitty reality TV band that was created in the UK years ago and that hasn’t even really hit North America yet and not sure they ever will because reality TV show bands tend to have limited fucking success, but I think it’s got to do with Cheryl Cole’s tits in this dress. Yes, I am that pathetic.

Here’s Her Partner – Sarah Harding

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The American Music awards are the biggest bottom feeding award show around. In the history of doing this site, Dick Clark, the founder of the show and his boyfriend/clone/successor Ryan Seacrest had their people send me invites at least once, before realizing I’m not American Music Award material because I hate American Music but like American Titties, but for some reason the only pussy I wanted to Investigate like I was CSI belonged to Shakira and not because she uses that pussy as her Columbian cocaine smuggling mule, but because she squeezed her South American ass in this black dress, which was tight enough to distract me from her stalky midget legs…and here are the pics….

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The whole Playboy thing is pretty tired and done as far as I’m concerned, so when I hear about girls who were in the magazine, or were paid “actors” to pretend to date Hugh Hefner for a semi-successful reality show, I just don’t even pay attention.

When I hear about celebrities getting nude for the shit, or even people I know submitting nudes to get in the magazine as a stepping stone to become the next Pam Anderson, I don’t even really acknowledge it.

The shit is dated and struggling to survive and pretty much a sinking fucking ship, the girls are fake and on some cliche “hot” tip that doesn’t turn me on, because I am not gay trying to validate my sexuality by the most plastic lookin pussy cuz I think that’s what straight people like, but I guess before they fully sink, they have a lot of fake tits to help keep them afloat a little longer, and here is a useless set of them.

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I am not sure if a new trend in Hollywood is to let yourself go and age the way nature intended your womanly ass to fucking age, but I do know that I’ve been seeing a lot of gunts lately and I don’t like it one bit. If I wanted to see fucking gunts, I’d join the senior citizen’s aquarobics class at the local community center, because 60+ is where I like to keep the gunts, not on barely 35 year old smuggled Columbian trash everyone is hard over standing around in some ridiculous lookin’ dress that’s squeezing her stomach into all the wrong places, like her menopausal, mom of 5, nature’s pillow in her pubis….I’m not diggin’ this,but your lonely ass probably is.

That’s enough gunt talk for the day…no onto better things…

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Hilary Duff made the genius career move of guest starring on Gossip Girls and she did it wearing a tight dress. I guess when nothing else is really going on in your career as you slowly age and slowly get fat you have that constant fear of becoming a Jonathan Taylor Thomas where the fuck is he now situation, so you get on the hottest show and let the world know that despite your boyish good looks slowly disappearing like shit was David Copperfield, you aren’t dead yet and I’m really not complaining, whatever harnesses are in this dress are doing her some good.

Woah, is that a basketball in Blake Lively’s dress….or she’s got her period or maybe it’s coke bloat or it could even be that she’s a sloppy little whore and this dress was not really made for her. But I think it’s most likely pregnancy because that’s what happens when little whores have a little too much to drink and think they’re invincible and nothing bad can happen to them because everything else surprisingly worked out so famously, but the good news is that for the most part that all comes crashing down….

Anne Hathaway wore a red dress because she was on her period. If you look closely, I bet you can see her tampon string, because unlike my wife, Anne Hathawa looks like a tampon girl, so whoever she’s fucking is missing out on emptying the bathroom garbage a few months later that you’re supposed to, only to have a bloody fucking maggot filled half-diaper land on the fucking floor, only to have your dog go crazy on the motherfucker, while you are in the other room trying to figure out just how to clean the shit up without having to touch it, only to come back to it spread around the fucking room, instead of being in the well contained package it was left in, and the only real salvation you have is that your wife is unhealthy and going to die soon, or at least not get her period anymore cuz she’s pushing 50.