And they say he’s not gay….the last time I saw two guys dance like this, the night ended with a fist in his ass and an HIV positive test result 4-6 weeks later. Maybe we should look at the humor in all this…maybe Cruise is just a fun guy who likes to have a good time and this is nothing to do with flirting or courting another man in some animal planet like nature dance….and all those gay rumors are just from haters who are jealous of his 5 foot 6 frame…and fame….just watch the video….

That said, I hate TMZ, but I’ll use their video.

So I came across these pictures and this was the caption attached:

Tom Cruise and wife Katie Holmes take daughter Suri to the beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. After leaving their posh hotel in a four-car convoy amid heavy security they entered a Brazilian military base and hit a beach within the residential area of the compound. There they played in the sand

A military base that was so secure the paparazzi could get in and get these intimate shots, I call staged bullshit on this motherfucker. Everyone knows that when Tom Cruise goes to Rio, Katie Holmes is not invited because that’s “Daddy gets fucked up the ass by tranny time”.

I don’t understand people who protest Scientology. Sure shit may be weird, I mean I never really bothered trying to figure out what it’s all about, what I do know is that it’s something weird, rich, celebrities attach themselves to, so it’s obviously something that insecure egos would attach themselves to. What I do know is that shit involves spirituality and living forever, something I am sure any ego would be drawn to and that it was turned into a religion in the ’50s to avoid paying income tax. I am sure the dude who founded this thing based on a concept that came to him when writing a book is laughing at how much money he has scammed out of these desperate people over the years, but I don’t really get why anyone would care who worships what, or whether Tom Cruise is sitting in his mansion preying to Jesus Christ or sitting in his basement building a fucking spaceship. We all need something to believe in and going out to premieres to let the world know that you think this Scientology shit is bad, is even more desperate as being a fucking Scientologist….

I don’t know why I am posting this, but it’s already written so it’s stayin…