I’ve been drinking wine all morning…

Here’s TRICIA HELFER a Canadian Farmer…turned model….who did campaigns for pretty much everyone….including Playboy….turned actor in Battlestar Galactica….in her bikini from last month…but I noticed shit posting up around the internet…including the stepFORUM and I figured since I’m not allowed to post paparazzi pics anymore, and I’m forced to post twitter pics…this is the best I can do….37 year old f-list stars in blurry bikini pics who have more money than me…all thanks to tits…depressing…happy black history month…happy valentines day…it is right around the corner you know…kill me.

Here is some Canadian Pussy from Battlestar Gallactica where she plays some kind of android or some shit. I figure the idea of robot women is one you hold close to your heart because they are a lot more realistic that the sex doll you’ve been dreaming about for the last few years but can’t manage to buy since they are expensive, so when I saw her showing off her tit, I figured I’d throw it up there for you.

I guess the idea of having a robot for a wife isn’t so bad, but my rationale isn’t because I can’t get real girls, like you. It is because I have a real life wife and she’s a pain in the ass, who would be a lot more fun to hang out if she had a give me a blow job button or a shut the fuck up and do my laundry button, especially if she looked like the blueprint I have drawn up for the perfect piece of ass. It’s some Weird Science shit that I’ve never really been able to get out of my head since I saw that movie back in ’86.