Aubrey O’Day is in some trashy Vegas show that Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in, where these half talented bitches run around in their underwear, singing and dancing because they can’t land real record deals and concert tours because their time has come and gone already, and she decided to post some pictures on Twitter, because when you’re an attention whore, that’s kind of part of what you do, and these are the pics.

Someone anonymously sent me the twitter admin panel for Ashton Kutcher’s twitter page. I am guessing this is the backend that has all his information about his account that twitter employees have access too.

I am proud to say that I am one of 8 people he has blocked. That is amazing. Sure it may not do anything for me, but knowing that he went out of his way to make me specifically disappear makes me feel like I’ve made it. Let’s hope Oprah and CNN set up an interview with me to find out why I am one of very few people he couldn’t handle ripping into him. I’ll keep you motherfuckers posted.

I admit I terrorized him a little with comments about his wonky lookin’ twin and his mom’s failed uterus, comments about how his mom’s failed uterus has driven him to Demi’s plastic surgery uterus and comments about fucking Rumer cuz no one else will, but I think the one that put him over the edge is when I called him a joke and not a comedian. Either way, it is the first time I can say I am proud to be in the same box as Perez.

Puff Daddy blocked me on Twitter for posting hateful messages directed at him about putting Chris Brown and Rihanna up in his house back after he beat her up. I didn’t realize that this crazy motherfucker does these stupid twitter videos in his custom jeeps, where he talks about how great he’s doing, how happy he is, how amazing life is, in some crazy manic shit like “Look at me and God baby”, pushing this whole stay positive insanity, and I just can’t wait for this manic episode to come crashing down hard. He’s obviously not right and needs medication, therapy or suicide.

Britney Spears posted this picture of her ass on Twitter and by Britney Spears I mean one of her staff memebers who pretends to be here, because the last thing Britney tried to use a computer, it ended up in her deep fryer and eater, because that’s what southern pigs do, they eat shit they deep fry. Sure that may not make sense, maybe I should tell a story about a mom of two who got on stage without pants on at my local strip club, because she’s trying to put food on the table, unfortunately, they couldn’t photoshop retouch her live, because her shit wasn’t this smooth and put together, in fact, her vagina looked more like a scaled down, fleshy garbage truck and kinda smelled the same. I still paid her 10 dollars to touch the tits, but only because she promised to squirt me with lactation, which leads me to ask, can you get AIDS from breast milk?