Katy Perry has the body that only a homo could like and by the looks of her gut, it looks like her homo may have liked her a little too much, cuz bitch has got to be pregnant. I know Katy Perry has a history of being fat and awkward looking, and I know that no one cares about how she finally successfully tricked a motherfucker with no taste to drop load in her and have it stick, but I never turn down the chance to check out a pregnant girls ass. There are a few reason why pregnant chicks are better than non pregnant chicks and those reasons are – if you fuck her you can’t get her pregnant since she’s already been done, you don’t have to deal with her bullshit cuz she’ll take that home to her baby daddy and most importantly her titties swell, along with the rest of her, but if you get her in the first trimester, she just looks like she had too much to eat at the Chinese buffet…
Either way, here’s some Pregnant Katy Perry bullshit pictures….on this, the most Romantic weekend of the year, that is also the most depressing weekend of the year, and the weekend that bedding pussy is the easiest of the year….
It turns out that not only is Ashley Tisdale still ugly, but she also has a big vagina. Sure I’ve never seen her really tall dude’s cock before, but based on logic, shit would look pretty fucking small if it was anything under 12 inches long, and that means Ashley Tisdale’s little frame takes it all in her like it aint a fuckin’ thing….meaning your sexual fantasies about her should end right now, cuz her pussy will be about as snug on your dick as her ugly jean shorts are on ugly legs…and the real issue in all this is that bitch is a victim of positive re-inforcement. This dude tells her how hot she is and how great she is because she knows it isn’t true but likes hearing it and he know she’s insecure and can offer her the real good life. Her parents do the same for the same reasons, making her live in this little bubble I wish someone close to her would pop, so that she deals with the fact that she’s ugly, useless and not talented by self medicating like she was Lohan…or the stripper my friend recently hired to fuck for 100 dollars.
Yep, Ashley Tisdale’s definitely still ugly, only today she decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of over-sized basketball shorts, the kind you’d see on a couple of white Jewish dudes at their driveway in the rich part of town…I don’t know what the fuck possessed me to do a post on this trash, she’s a fucking nobody, I guess it has to do with hoping it gets to her to remind her that she’s not the hot pussy she things she is. I also don’t know who possessed her to put these shorts on, like who told her it’d be a good idea, but I can only assume it was chanelled directly from her internal testicles, you know her high testosterone count. She’s useless and ugly and now she’s has reached her lowest in sex appeal, unless rich Jewish boys playing basketball in their driveway is porn to you….
I’ve seen Jayde Nicole in person and she’s not as hot as any of the idiots feeding her ego think she is. Sure she did Playboy when she was 18 and all the other 18 year old girls were too busy in school and losing their virginities to get implants and take nude pics and that alone got her Playmate of the year, something I really don’t think takes all that much to have happen, especially when you’re not the conventional stripper trash with the Playboy tattoo, but more the whore Canadian who knows it’s an easy way to Hollywood.
So whoever it was who told her she was as hot as she thinks she is, was fucking wrong and the fact that she’s worked her way onto The Hills by using her cunt, after using her cunt to get her in a position to get on The Hills, is less impressive than a desperate dying Haitian girl turning to prostitution to get water after the earthquake… I find it lazy, boring and obvious….
Yep. She’s definitely still ugly. Sure she’s tried to get back to blonde proving that blondes don’t do it better, but that they are usually ugly brunettes who are trying to stand out from the other brunettes cuz they think being blonde is hotter and gets more attention, like they were Pam Anderson or some shit….She’s also decided to step up the ugly by wearing a pair of combat boots she got from some homeless lesbian who was planning a school shooting back in the 90s. I guess she killed herself and left Tisdale her boots as a memory of their erotic short lived lesbian love…I mean if Ashley Tisdale was actually that interesting and not a boring waste of fucking space…and the boots are just a bad choice and not the product of a highly erotic lesbian affair…snuffin’ out the little amount of hope I had for this pig of a girl….
Yep, still ugly….I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale ugly watch. It all started when she won some award as the starlet of the year and I got offended because she looks fucking inbred and the only thing inbred bitches should be doin is sucking dicks in parking lots, back alleys and seedy motel rooms, not winning fucking awards and I knew that with that award would come a fucking ego that left her thinking that people must like her and in liking her must think she’s hot and in turn thinking that she’s hot when she clearly isn’t. So whever I see pictures of her, especailly when she’s not wearing make-up, I like to put it out there and say that Ashley Tisdale’s still fuckin’ ugly….in case you were wondering…..and here are the pics….
I figure we might as well ring in the New Year with something that we know will be a constant in the unkown that is 2010 and that constant is that Ashley Tisdale is and always will be ugly.
I don’t know why I am doing this to myself. I fucking hate Renee Zellweger. I make a serious effort to avoid every movie she is in because she looks like some kind of cartoon character or monster. She is disgusting looking and I am convinced that she is not human and that she either was designed (badly) or created in a lab (badly) to steal the soul of the people watching her in movies using her little freaky eyes…
Here she is getting an unhuman amount of coffee because she is unhuman and she did it wearing sunglasses because she doesn’t want the public catching onto her…let’s just hope she’s just a prototype, so when the government goes back to the drawing board to reissue this model, they fix her fuckin’ face and give her a fucking ass, unless I am wrong and just overtaken by the whole Avatar marketing blitz, and she’s not a robot or alien or monster but just fucking ugly, in which case, this post is only 98% truth and here are the picture proof…..
Yep…She’s still ugly. I’m guessing that’s why she’s famous, you know on that America Ferrera, Roseanne Barr kick, where the bitch is accessible and liked because girls can relate to her and see themselves in her, like they feel like if Ashley Tisdale can make it. so can they, but they’re too bust working the cash at Walmart or being teased in the back of their high school class to get an agent and do that whole hollywood thing, so they’ll just let her represent them instead, it’s easier that way. I’m sure she’s not famous cuz her fanbase are a bunch of virgin perverts with their dicks in their hand….cuz if you jerk off to this trash..I’ve got some rotting banana peels and other food I can take pics of for you, cuz they’ve got about the same level of sex appeal.
What type of lesson is this going to give all the teenage girls who masturbate to this Twilight bullshit….is it that ugly girls get noticed? Or that ugly girls have equal opportunities as hot girls? What ever happened to casting hot chicks who make the ugly chicks insecure and develop eating disoriders in aspiring to be like their idol, instead of feeding them this Kristen Stewart shit that looks like they took fucking retard out of the retard home because she fit into the budget and didn’t complain too much as long as you fed her Jello or some shit.
This really makes me mad….it is fucking the natural balance of negative media influence on the public, something that’s been controlling populations forever, making corporations and governments rich as fuck forever, while keeping us these drones that do what they tell us because we don’t feel good enough about ourselves on our own, and in the past when it means a fat chick goes skinny and hot by not eating, it can’t be a bad thing….
On a side note, I guess I’ve officially added to Twilight hype, something I can’t fucking stand about, so now I have no choice but to hate myself for doing this.
Claire Danes is one of those girls who I always thought was ugly, but everyone else thought was so fucking hot. When she was in My So Called Life, I was surrounded by girls who wanted to be her, girls who would dress like her, guys who thought she was hot and I’d look at her masculine breasts and ask myself why….I’d wonder if there was something wrong with me, was I gay for not thinking her busted up face and low level of female hormones was hot….because the media wanted me to think she was hot…but then I got over it and realized it was all marketing and everyone else was just drinking the fucking Kool Aid, so here she is today, lookin as unattractive as always, only now I have a deep rooted hatred for her for making me think I was gay for a day back in ’93….
I guess Cameron Diaz isn’t who or what I thought she was, unless my title is right and she still thinks it is Halloween….even though I don’t think the stupid eye make-up is really the only cause of the disaster that has happened on her face…I think that the eye make up may just be what she wants us to think is the cause of the disaster that is her face….when in reality it is probably bad botox, or aging, or scars from self mutilation after Justin Timberlake left her for being too old, cuz something isn’t right in these pictures and Cameron Diaz is far from the piece of ass I once thought she was and here are some pictures of the tragedy…
I guess Russell Brand’s needle sharing AIDS hasn’t soaked into Katy Perry’s bloodstream yet, because she’s at this event all smiles and looking as shitty as usual, like she’s got know idea she’s about to go on the battle of her lifetime.
I guess the reason why the AIDS from needle sharing hasn’t taken over her life and spun her into a depression or rage, is because Russell Brand doesn’t have AIDS for sharing needles because he was never a heroin addict that he claims to be. That shit was a lie to get him publicity and it worked, the UK people bought into his bullshit and gave him a book deal, that led to a radio show and an MTV deal and America followed….
So the only hope I had in eliminating this Katy Perry is pretty much back in the hands of one of her crazed stalkers who I’m hoping stops thinking about kidnapping her and bringing her back to his cave in the backwoods, where he will marry her and make her have his babies, saving the rest of us from having to deal with her cunt face, until she plans her escape in 13 years and no one remembers who the fuck she is, and actually does it.
Khloe Kardashian wore some sheer sided dress so people could see what I guess are her hips, but I’m scared to look to closely because the whole thing is pretty fucking disgusting because she is disgusting. Making this a great Halloween costume cuz it is real scary, so fat chicks, stop shopping for your Halloween costume, you don’t need to be an M&M another year and you don’t have to be Hamburgler again, you can just take this pigs in her little black half sheer dress and everyone will throw-up in Halloween joy.
I always hate on Lily Allen, but she is the least offensive or nauseating or whatever word you want to use for this new generation of popstars, because she isn’t in denial that she’s a fat pig like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and she doesn’t try to put herself out there to never disappear, pretty much polluting my life like Katy Perry and Lady Gaga are, and if anything, I think she hates herself as much as I hate her which is nicer than Katy Perry and Lady Gaga who think they are the fucking gods of the world because everyone around them sucks their dick and the best thing about all this is that she even covers her ugly face when walking around, so I don’t have to be bothered by it. So let her be a pop idol cuz more girls need to take her fuckin’ lead.
