I posted the scratch and sniff covers for the latest V-Magazine because they used hot big name models. I did it without permission and for some reason, instead of sending me a lawyers letter to take down the shit like Playboy and other assholes do, they sent me this video and images about their “Hot Body Issue” cuz I guess they are more into getting back at people for stealing their images by giving them so much tit they don’t know what to do with, until their head explodes or dick gets a rash making them unable to function in everyday life, a punishment far more fun then going to court….and I figure I might as well show you the hot pictures….cuz when a fashion magazine gets hot models half naked, it is worth celebrating, cuz this is the new porn to me….it’s what Playboy used to be before they got strippers naked in the magazine…the strategy that made them go broke…while I can only hope V-Mag is here to stay…cuz all these tits in every issue is pretty fucking lovely…

If you’re wondering who the pictures are of – here are the credits:

V Magazine proves that if you pretend you’re a fashion publication, you can get away with posting erotica cuz people will think it is art, and will still advertise on your shit and acknowledge you as a contributing member of society, but when you take the same pictures of Adriana Lima, Lily Donaldson, Eniko Mihalik, Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly on the cover of some magazine and talk about how you’d like to undress each of these bitches with your dick after kidnapping them by threatening that if they ever leave you, you will kill their family like you were Victoria’s Secret, only to…you get called inappropriate. Fascists.

A reader sent in these pictures of Gisele from V for Vagina magazine and wrote something like “I bet you’ll love this shoot” or something equally inspiring. The truth is that Gisele has too many masculine features that I know she’s got a clit the slze of my big toe and although some dudes like that, I’d rather focus my energy on someone who is more chick than dick. The funny thing in all this is that she’s on the cover of V magazine, when her V is actually less of a V and more of an M and V magazine isn’t a fashion magazine, but actually a femal genital medical journal and Gisele’s just made the cover because she’s the hybrid gender you’ve all heard about all these years, but haven’t met because you haven’t been to Southeast Asia or Brazil, where there are more lady boys per capita that any other gender.

I guess what I mean by all this is that, Gisele and her V magazine cover would go over great for Gay Pride week that hits Montreal soon, and that I can only assume I’ll see some of you who made the trek up here on the local news rockin’ the floats in the parade for the progression of your people and by progression of your people I mean lots of gay orgies. Enjoy ya’ sexual deviant.