Vanilla Ice performed at some club recently. I guess it is nice that he’s still around, I mean how else could society survive without having some identity crisis to blame all that is wrong in the world on, but the truth is that Ice Ice Baby has become a legendary song, cooler artists with actual longevity don’t have the international recognition that this motherfucker and his stupid tattoos had. I don’t know what the hell’s going on at the show, you know with the girls freaking out because they’ll talk to anyone famous, or the psycho Santa Claus, but I do know it’s putting me in the Christmas spirit, I’m gonna go convince a girl on the bus to sit on my lap and tell me what she wants liek the good old days as a mall santa, some of my best memories of when I was suicidal.

Here’s some Vanilla Ice Apology for his Career Video…for some Virgin Ad….