I think it’s safe to say that next year the Victoria’s Secret fashion show should be on HBO….because with HBO comes nudity and with whatever network this shit was filmed for comes bitches in panties under their panties, a stripper move I’ve mentioned I can’t stand at least once, because I really can’t stand it.
I like the idea of a lingerie fashion show and apparently so do so many people because dudes want to fuck girls like this and girls want to be girls like this but I find the whole thing annoying, repetitive and they might as well just done a re-run of last years show cuz it’s always the fucking same.
Luckily, the same means hot pussy in semi-revealing lingerie…cuz even when it’s tired and played out, it’s less still worth lookin’ doing….
Candice Swanpoel is wearing the best outfit I think any model has ever worn to one of these bullshit store launches….seriously….normally these bitches don’t take this shit seriously and show up in jeans..but this bitch decided to wear a serious fucking outfit and that’s pretty much all I have to say about that cuz really what else needs to be said…especially from a drunken idiot who has no busines having an opinion anyway….
Other bitches were at the event too, but really who cares about them…
Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel and Miranda Kerr were at some Victoria’s Secret in store bullshit for Mother’s Day, because these cunts have sold their souls to Victoria’s Secret and attend all their bullshit because they have no choice, otherwise Victoria’s Secret will have them ruined, or their family killed off, or whatever else they do to pressure these model idiots…but I won’t ever understand why they don’t make them wear lingerie or bikinis when they do these events, it would make this bullshit a way better marketing campaign and would get way more attention, but I guess we’ll just have to settle for Miranda Kerr’s cleavage….cuz that’s all that came out for this garbage…
I watched this video on mute, all I know is that it is of girls in their underwear talking about what they like in their men, I am assuming they are saying shit that everyone can relate to, because they don’t want to alienate themselves and seem unattainable, because the average guy doesn’t have rugged good looks, and isn’t a ridiculously rich, ripped with a 10 inch cock who can make a bitch cum just by grabbing her arm, or build a log cabin from scratch, and can tame a wild horse when not crying to chick flicks, saving Aids babies in Africa, writing poems and love songs, helping ghetto kids get out of the ghetto, or weaving baskets, cooking gourmet meals, paiting or doing some other homo shit that chicks get wet for, while the average Victoria Secret model boyfriend is, so whatever they are saying here, they are just trying to stay accessible, but I don’t care, panties on hot bitches are still panties on hot bitches…actually maybe I’m wrong…maybe you do have a chance with one of these girls…you should start sending her fan mail…I’m sure it’ll go over really well with them…
Look you’re not the only one with lifesize cutouts of Victoria’s Secret models. You’re just the only one who fucks those lifesize cutouts….
Here are a couple Victoria’s Secret models in some seriously ill-fitting pants that make me think they are substitute teachers from the 80s, or working a church fundraiser, or my friend’s mom who used to love Khakis no matter how fat she got…what a fucking disappointment only shaped liked Alessandra Ambrosio and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and not a middle aged short fat white trash woman with no taste who liked Tuna Casserole…..They really need to start dressing these bitches up like they do in photoshoots for all public events.
Here’s a new Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve never heard of her but can only assume she was abducted by her third world, war torn country by the Victoria’s Secret scouts, and in exchange for her soul, they gave her this career, and got her out of the hell she was living, all she had to do was become a product of their corporation for the rest of her life, or until she gets too fat like Karolina Kourkova, or her penis falls out of her bikini like she was Gisele, and the whole sex trade based model business Victoria’s Secret is in, really doesn’t bother me, because I like bitches in bikinis…
Unfortunately, the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show – Model Search Finalist has some lie about her being from California….I’m sticking to my abducted from third world country theory….
Kylie Bisutti
Biography
Age: 19?Hometown:Simi Valley, CA??Kylie is an adventure-seeking 19-year-old who likes to dive right in, whether she’s playing sports—or actually scuba diving. She took a big chance at age 16 when she traveled to Japan to try modeling. Now, the 5’10” beauty says her goal is to show young women how to be comfortable in their own skin. Her biggest secret? She likes to dance like a crazy person when she’s alone. Will those dance moves help her on the runway?
Alessandra Ambrosio doing yoga is a pretty good thing, but I find this shit disappointing. This is a Victoria’s Secret shoot but last time I checked Victoria’s Secret made panties and lingerie and shit and bitch is clearly not wearing a fucking see through thong while in her the downward dog or whatever the yoga position so long as I’m under her and she’s using my face as the fucking yoga mat you know just to see if I can still taste the remnants of the baby she just recently birthed…..or at least guage the damage the baby caused with my tongue and loving every fucking second of it.
These videos will be deleted soon because of bullshit copyright laws, but I wanted to get them up to anyone out there who didn’t watch the fashion show, but is in the mood to jerk off to the fashion show, because it is the best infomercial on TV and it only airs once a year, right before the holiday season. The girls are hot, the bodies are hot, Fergie isn’t wearing pants, you’ve already seen all the pictures, but pictures don’t let you appreciate how the titties bounce.
I didn’t watch the shit, cuz I don’t own a TV, but if I did, I would have…cuz lets face it life is pretty boring and our significant others are a far fucking cry from this quality pussy….Now watch the fucking video
Girls make me laugh because they are so fucking competitive and in that competitiveness they step up their game, especially when going to the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, because they know that they need to compete with the sluts on the runway to get noticed. So every year, without fail, the attendees show up wearing less clothes than usual, all in spirit of the event, and to try to get some of the male attention after every dude in the place walks out of the show with a boner, you know like a bottom feeder trying to make herself feel better about the fact that she wasn’t on stage. It’s all very funny to me and here are some pics of the people who slutted up to sit in the audience at the show…I don’t know who any of these bitches are and it really doesn’t matter…and I am sure there were more bitches dressed like sluts in attendence, I just didn’t bother looking cuz I think these prove my point well enough for my level of laziness….
Here’s the Victoria’s Secret fashion show pictures. Now you don’t have to watch the shit when it hits TV, the reason we should boycot the televised version is simply because they are making way too much fucking money off this shit and they are doing it by putting half nude chicks in front of us and we bite because our lives are miserable….but remember if we put these motherfuckers out of business, these models will be out of work and all they know is how to get naked for money…which means good fucking things. I’m not punk rock and I’m not a hippie but I do say FUCK THE MAN because the MAN has fucked us by not letting these girls be the accessible immigrant prostitutes they were destined to be. It is our chance to fight back.
So Ambrosio, Ebanks, Kerr, Iman, Goulart, Barros, Heatherton, Kroes…not that their names matter since they all have one collective name and that name is “SLUT” were all working their panties off and here are the pics…
BONUS THAT MAY NOT BE A BONUS – FERGIE COPYING ALL THE POPSTARS AND ISN’T WEARING PANTS
The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is being shot today, so that means all the models are together getting their hair and make-ip done and Victoria’s Secret has started their PR Machine to draw as much attention as possible to their, on the grand scheme of things, totally insignificant event that just wastes millions of dollars that could have gone to some good in helping the people in the Factory towns their bullshit product is made, instead of white washing it and distracting the American People with tits, glitz and glam…but I figure some of you will want to see the pre-performance pictures…..so…..
If you’re anything like my friend who parks outside hair salons in a van and masturbates looking onto woman getting their hair played with, this is for you.
If you just like seeing Doutzen Kroes bad skin because she is photoshopped to shit in all her pictures and seeing her imperfections makes her seemingly more accessible to you, then this is for you.
If you just like seeing what these “hot” bitches do for work and how much of a fucking joke it is, then this is for you.
Those are the only reasons I can assume anyone would care about this shit…and here are the pics…..
This may seem obvious to you, but obvious it isn’t obvious to the people at Victoria’s Secret, but if you have a team of lingerie models who work for you on a full time basis and who are the core of your marketing of your brand, you have a responsibility to the people who jerk off to these women and in turn to your brand, who make all your execs rich and allow you to afford the expensive photoshoots and to afford the scouts traveling the world kidnapping hot pussy and greasing government officials to bring to America to exploit for their hot tits, and that responsibility is to always keep the bitches in their fucking panties or bikinis, not in jeans and pink t-shirts.
We dont give a fuck about seeing these whores in everyday clothes, we have enough women in our lives who we are forced to see in everyday clothes cuz we can’t afford to bribe them into getting half-naked like Victoria’s Secret has done for us and this is pretty rude on their part, you know the whole giving us a taste and not following thru making this the biggest cockteasing company out there…assholes…
Here are some extra pics of Marisa “the body” Miller’s face lookin’ old.
This is supposed to be a two week old Victoria’s Secret commercial tat was leaked because Victora’s Secret knows that the Holidays are just around the corner like some kind of rapist waiting to fuck us up against our cars in the parking lot late at night when we leave the office. They also know that their fashion show is hitting soon, which is the only time of year they have TV presence and in order to keep that they need people to watch it so the networks can sell ads, and really anyone who doesn’t watch it has something wrong with them, because an hour of bitches in lingerie walking around is a hell of a lot better than an hour of Everybody Loves Raymond.
Here’s one of their big budget ads with big budget movie maker Michael Bay. It’s a solid 15 seconds long, but if you press pause a lot you’ll be able to jerk off to the shit, making Youtube just another porn site that pretends to be a mainstream site.
I am assuming that the paparazzi were called by Victoria’s Secret to get some “behind the scenes”, seemingly leaked, pictures of Ambrosio in her bikini photoshoot, because that’s just how sneaky marketing people who know there is a big televised fashion show to promote before Christmas tend to be, so that explains all the Victoria’s Secret shit released the last few days and it is really possible that these are photoshopped to ensure no imperfections make it out to the public prior to pretending the pictures were “leaked”, but I have a feeling that this is really what we’re dealing with in terms of Ambrosio’s recent pregnancy body and it is pretty spectacular, but in defense to my theories on how babies destroy women and their bodies, the real bulk of the damage is probably hidden in those bikini bottoms and the second she undresses the motherfuckin’ thing looks like a mutated, devastated, cancerous fleshy mess like Chernobyl after the nuclear meldown…but try not to think about that when lookin’ at these pics, it kinda kills the mood and takes away to the goodness that is this Brazilian ass….
More Victoria’s Secret photoshoot pictures are being leaked to the internet because I guess it’s good free publicity and I’m not complaining because pussy on the beach whether famous models or not, whether getting paid or not is still pussy on the fucking beach so even if it is a recent mother and the pics aren’t all that hot, it’s still better than looking at pictures of my wife, but then again even the worst possible thing in the world you could think of is better than looking at my wife, because pictures of her are a reminder of how much of a fuck up I am and I already know that already so I prefer to not be reminded….
Here are some of the pigs they hire to work the photoshoots who are paid to make the models feel good about themselves, like the hot chick with 4 fat friends you see at the bar, you know the fat friends who pretty much manage them and cockblock you from getting up in them, because they decide to take a liking to you and tell the hot one you want to fuck to leave you for them, because they never get guys and it is not fair, not that you had a chance with the hot one, but sometimes rejection is better than bringing desperate second rate shit home to fuck…not that I’d know…since all I get is shit…
