I posted pictures of Kylie Minogue sexing it up despite her breast cancer and age making sexy a challenge….a challenge I guess she was willing to take…the video has a pretty genius concept behind it…which seems to be group public nudity, or group public half-nakedness and ever since seeing Spencer Tunick’s pictures…that’s been something I’ve wanted to get behind….because naked bitches are a hell of a lot more interesting than bitches hiding behind clothes especially when it is with an overwhelming number of girls…cuz seeing one bitch walking down the street naked has nothing on every girl on the street walking naked….

I get annoyed when I see people do obvious things to shock and awe and get noticed. It’s like bitch studied the Lady Gaga video and said “shit, if I do the exact same thing in a church, people will really think I’m wild, they won’t thing I’m trying too hard, or hanging on too hard, or being too obvious at all”….

I don’t get annoyed when I see popstars from my past half naked and trying to impress us all and captivate us all after years off by getting half naked and doing the gaga cuz at leasnt she’s not fucking Gaga and has some pussy I wouldn’t mind looking at or playing with even though her baby beat me to the fucking shit…cuz there’s nothing worse than a nasty weak chinned sloppy bodied popstar…

Either way, watch it. It’s a good comeback for the bitch. I am just happy people are talking about her and not Lady Gaga or Katy Perry who moved in when this one retired….and the visuals gives us hope of where the entertainment industry is going….and that’s deep into the depths of fetish porn.

Shakira’s last video was masturbated to everywhere. Seriously, it had so many views on Youtube that there was no way a gang of fucking perverts didn’t have shit on repeat. I think more people saw that video than are actually on the interent daily, it’s lik every Internet user saw the shit 18 times and that’s just not fucking normal, so I can assume that since she’s slutted out to get our attention again after years of being off the radar and already having us hooked, her next video will be some romantic bullshit for the girls to jerk off to, cuz girls look for different things in their masturbation, like emotion, while all I want is to see her South American booty bounce….and she’s already done that….

Either way, here’s a still from the shoot with Rafael Nadal. He plays tennis and I am not even sure that’s Shakira….but they say it is so let’s just pretend….

Pics via Bauer

Here’s some new Black Eyed Peas video where Fergie plays a robot in a metal pantsless outfit and I am not posting it because I like the Black Eyed Peas or think they are cool, or think that they produce quality. I met them over a decade ago before Fergie and they were normal dudes just getting wasted at a local bar after being an opening act to some obscure hip hop act I had free tickets to see, before they sold their soul to the devil and I have had very little respect for sell outs but realize having money is more rewarding than having integrity, but I do like Fergie and I have held her hand before her security tried to rip my arm off last year, and haven’t washed it since, but that has nothing to do with Fergie, but more to do with my bad hygiene.

I just woke up – It’s got something to do with drinking until 7 in the morning and not really worrying about my website that steals my fucking soul…So watch this to distract yourself while I slowly crawl out of the death that I’m feeling….

It’s Necro’s new video. I’ve been listening to Necro since the late 90s. So make this guy the next Drake, because he’s blacker and harder than Drake will every be. Before he took speech lessons on how to sound black, because before he met Lil Wayne the only black dude he met was when he’d cross the street to avoid them…clenching his purse and shit like the white Jewish woman he is….at least Necro touches on the real issues in life.

Here’s a video of a webcam girl with a gut and hairy armits stripping down to her pajamas to shake her tits and booty and the whole thing confuses the fuck out of me, was this shit a spur of the moment kind of thing, was it for her boyfriend who doesn’t care that she’s got rank ass armpit hair because he likes the inner animal in her, or is this for some hairy armpit fetish sites…I just don’t get it…..and I guess I don’t really want to or have to, I just get to watch and laugh at the shit and you should too….

Today is Canadian Thanksgiving dinner for most Canadians, but not for me because I am broke and hate family time,, but I am planning a trip to the homeless shelter for a free meal if I’m not too lazy, but that doesn’t mean I’m not allowed to give thanks…and today, I’d like to give thanks for this video…

I posted the screenshots and no I have the video of Hayden Panettiere kissing a chick on Heros. I am just posting it for anyone who got excited over the shit, because I knew when it came down to it, the video would be a total let down, not only is the girl doing the kissing ugly as fuck, but it’s not even feeding any lesbian fantasy, mainly cuz Hayden’s got a dick, but also because I’ve

Canadian piece of trash from a single parent home Jayde Nicole, also known for her work as Playboy’s Playmate of the Year, or the Vagina Brody Jenner has sex with, who I have had the exciting pleasure of standing next to once, but didn’t notice because she’s really nothing special to look at, if anything she’s just a short bitch with implants who dresses badly, but if I had noticed, I would have totally spat in her face or pissed on her, because she deserves to be treated like the gutter trash she is to scale down her fuckin’ ego….

That said, she’s suing Joe Francis from Girls Gone Wild for $1 Million Dollars, because she’s a money grubber and because he did what her father would have done if she had one, and that’s pulled her fucking whore hair and punch her in the eye to keep her in line.

The video shows her pouring a shot on Joe Francis and him reacting like any normal person would react and that’s by pulling her hair like he not only exploits drunk vagina, but like he’s got a vagina of his own…

The good news is that Katie Perry is getting wet and at risk of drowning while wearing a tight dress for people who like her and think she’s hot, something I will never understand mainly because of that face, but also because I can tell she’s a fat chick denying her fate, which isn’t too hard to spot from her GUNT that her choice in tight dresses shows off nicely to remind us all that she doesn’t have it going on, the bad news is that she’s filming a new video, which means there’s another song.

Here are a whole lot of pics, hoping that you’ll get your dose and won’t bother watching the video, so that this bitch stops polluting our lives…because if this becomes a hit and I see her video with millions of Youtube views, I will be mad at you.

Here she is with some Hanson Brother lookin’ Motherfucker who dyed his hair to not be recognized as some Hanson Brother motherfucker…mmmmmbop

Pics via Fame

So Animal, the crazy fucker who hacked Lohan’s voicemail yesterday has an even crazier story about Diane Sawyer on September 11th, that involves her and her crew dressed like rescue people and fireman trying to get as close the the rubble as possible for an exclusive when there was a media blackout asking him and his camcorder to film some shit for them secretly and here is the footage…unfortunatey not footage of him fucking Diane Sawyer….

Anyway, this was me doin my part….watch the crazy footage.

I am slow on this shit because I haven’t been reading my emails the last week, I’m on strike, but he’s the most anticipated dude in hip hop and I find the whole thing kinda funny because he is a half-jewish Canadian who was on some TV show and there’s nothing hood about that, but who needs fuckin’ hood when you get all the bitches, and here they are with their tits.

Here’s a song by Beyonce singing about loving a guy’s “Big Ego” because shit is the only thing she can physically feel because of her “Big Pussy” and I don’t mean her family pet, unless they all take turns petting the fluffy mess in her unitard, I mean her fat genitals because she’s fat.

Here’s her new digitally remastered video with her pants off, it’s the theme of female performers everywhere and I like to document it’s slow move into the mainstream. I’m no fashion expert but this is the summer of no pants and I guess that’s a good thing for an old pervert like me.

Some rapper named Fabulous had a video shoot and on his video shoot was some hot lookin’ bitch in handcuffs, the way I like my hot lookin’ bitches best, because it means I’ve done my job in fighting the law properly, by citizen arresting them with my cock, a punishment worth that life in prison and one that may be a death sentence, but I don’t know for a fact, cuz I am scared to get tested for AIDS, but sure as hell feel like I have it. Word. (keepin’ it black for the hip hop post, cuz that’s how we do)…

This is fucking disgusting. No seriously. It makes me fucking mad. I feel the hate in the depths of my bleeding asshole. These motherfuckers play the media in the most obvious way and it works. They know they don’t have to be creative, they can just be annoyingly obvious as they cry for attention as they are pretty much mocking us as they do it and they are getting paid and it is working for them. If only it was this easy for the rest of us, not that I’d ever trade my disgustingly pathetic existence to be this couple, because if I was this couple, I’d do the right fucking thing for society and kill my fuckin’ self. I’m talking murder suicide.

Either way, this is my plea to get you to stop supporting these monsters. Please help make them go away.