If you like midgets and tits, and really who doesn’t, you’ll probably like this. On a side note, I have some good news about midgets, my friend is obsessed with them, in a huge fucking way and he wants to bring me down to the Little Person Convention in Florida in the next month or something and I am pretty fucking excited about the shit. I will keep you posted.

If you wanted me to rip into Kendra Wilkinson for being a useless whore who used fake tits to get ahead because she has not talent or self-respect, I’m not going to bother, she’s doing a good enough job of it on her own.

Midgets man…that’s all we need.