So today is International Cleavage Day, I know, stupid cock teasing sluts misleading us with their push-up bras, and the team at Whitney Port’s website , yes unlike me, the internet hero, she has a team and no I don’t remember who Whitney Porn is, just sent me this picture of her captioned “The Day I Discovered I Had Cleavage”….which I assume was taken a few weeks after she got her period and a few years before she became a nobody who no one even remembers cuz The Hills was a stain, a shit stain, on American culture….something they are ashamed of as a nation, and that she was a part of….in fact…that was her claim to fame…
But as a pervert who has no problem endorsing pics of the day any girl realized she’s got her cleavage….I am forced to post it, even though everything I have left in my soul tells me I’m just doing devil’s work endorsing suck crap……luckily I realized that long ago…
Here’s the jailbait pic of someone you don’t remember…13 years old…creepy…
There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….
Here’s some Whitney Port nobody showing her ass off in leggings….and as far as I’m concerned we’ve found her calling….we’ve found her purpose…she needs to stop tryingt to have some career but instead focus on wandering the streets for perverts with cameras to creep on her…sure it’s not a paying gig….but at least her ass will be seen for what it is instead of the bottom feeding shit it actually is…
This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story.
Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..
Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean…
Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well…
As irrelevant as Whitney Port is…it’s nice to see her keeping busy by pulling her short shorts out of her snatch…it’s an interesting hobby, a little less interesting than the girl who was pretty much fingering herself at the bar for all to smell, but interesting enough for me to pay attention….cuz despite being grossed out by the frontal wedgie back in high school, when the mom of 6 lunch monitor wore pants 4 sizes too tight, in what was a vile situation, a vile situation I’ve developed a love for over the decades, and even reference that lunch lady sometimes when I jerk off, if only I knew what I know now when I was younger, right Rod Stewart, I coulda been lunching on her lady….in all it’s huge pant eating glory…but I was too young and my stomach too under developed to not vomit at the thought…but now…all I want to see is pussy definition…and girls everywhere…like Whitney Porn are bringing it…and it’s nice…even if she isn’t….
Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…
I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….
But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.
I posted some pics of this trash in a bikini yesterday, I am not even gonna bother digging through my posts to find her dumpy ass and camel toe. She’s just not worth it….cuz she’s a worthless cunt…
I don’t care how many bikinis Whitney Port puts on, or how subtle her implants are, I had her face, she’s got an unattractive body, except maybe for her skinny legs, and her face is just irritating to look at…There’s a reason she’s not going to maintain a career in entertainment…and that’s cuz she’s fucking garbage…but as long as the paparazzi take pics of her, I’ve got no choice to post them, cuz it’s a weakness and I just can’t help myself….no matter how insignificant or annoying the bitch is and no matter how much I don’t want to link their obvious cry for attention…that if ignored will lead to sex tapes…but instead I help give that little itch to be noticed the scratch they need to hold off on that sex tape one more time…see cuz Fame is addictive and these bitches had a taste of it and no matter what they say or how they try to go legit…they need it, crave it and dream about their peak and trying to get back at it…so this attempt is weak….but it is half naked…so here are some pics of Whitney Port who should be Whitney Porn in her bikini….
As far as I’m concerned Whitney Port has a shitty ass. Serioulsy, I hate her body and her peanut piece of shit head, and I am happy that despite her efforts to be in the media, paparazzi and all that, she’s still totally fucking irrelevant and not making any reality TV show comeback anytime soon….She started out as a rich kid, so she won’t be the gutter trash you’d expect her costars to be to get noticed, but her ass seems to look like it is…if you know what I mean….and if you don’t just stare at her cameltoe….cuz camel toe is the basis of why I love white bikinis so much….
I am making a vow that I will not waste your time, or my time with a cunt like Whitney Port, unless she is actually showing her cunt in various positions, ideally doing a puppet with it, that ends in a theatrical song and dance, followed by fire works, cuz she’s not a fucking celebrity, in fact I have a hard enough time believing that Whitney Port is actually human…..
So this will be the last Whitney Port walking, Whitney Port legs, Whiteny Port Ass in Jeans…cuz Whitney Port is fucking done….as much as I appreciate a skinny bitch…I just can’t bring myself to draw attention to this nobody, while nature needs to takes its course and her desparation and efforts need to reflect that….cuz there’s nothing worse than a lazy bottom feeder who doesn’t even bother trying to flash nipple to get in the magazines….well I’m sure there are things that are worse but for the sake of this post, this bitch is the worst…and she’s ugly…but between you and me I like sending her twitter messages calling her fat to further destroy her complex and making her starve herself even more. Anorexics are the best.
The hills are unfortunately alive and they sound like leggings rubbing against vagina.
I try to limit my posts on the garbage from the hills because the entire run of that show, I couldn’t understand why these people were famous and I anxiously awaited their cancelation and demise cuz i knew the rest of the world caught on….so now that they are officially done and no one cares about them, the way I wanted all along, I hate mentioning them in fear that someone will land on this site, be reminded of them, and hunt them down to give them new opportunity, unless that someone is a serial killer and the new opportunity is playing the decapitated head in the freezer next to his mothers, and the tits he keeps in a box to masturbate on, in which case maybe this site does do good things for humanity…
Here are some pictures of the Hills, alive, sounding like leggings rubbing together…doing nothing….living the good life while you’re hard at work trying to pay your mortgage…cuz America likes them better than you…
Here are some irrelevant Daddy Long Legs that I didn’t want to post because I hated The Hills and everything shit stood for, but that’s because I didn’t know the follow-up was going to be Jersey Shore, something I feel is a glimpse into the end of the world, while The Hills was just annoying and not annoying and damaging to society as a whole….
I just didn’t want to give her attention or have people remember her name in anyway…for fear Whitney Port makes a comeback….we’ll just refer to her as “She who cannot be named” from now on…
Cuz with legs like this, I don’t care about her micro-sized pinhead of a head….or the fact that she fucking sucks.
Here is her tiny ass hanging with Tila Tequila, or some other Asian….at that was my statement that may have been racist of the day…one far better than yesterday’s making fun of Natives for not paying taxes, but using tax paid facilities to pass out on from huffin’ too much gas….leading to me possible getting scalped, but leaves me happy none of me will go to waste, they will use all of me and not just use me for my pelt….thanks to my native friend for pointing that out over twitter yesterday….it made the fact that I am going to get sacrificed when these natives find me…and they will find me…cuz they are good with that kind of stuff…all the more comforting…
These pics look like some bootleg bullshit you’d find in your dad’s bedroom of some bitch he used to fuck before accidentally knocking up your mother…..and deciding to stick with her after 5 months of her refusing to get an abortion…..It reminds me of the first porno I got my hands on as a teenager that took place in Georgia and was entirely about a dude fucking one daughter and his other daughter being jelaous. It had the wood panel, the drugged out glassed over eye looking pussy, and a whole lot of incest related jokes that I watched so many times I picked up the southern trash accent…not that it matters…
What does matter is that rich kid Whitney Port is still trying to get noticed, cuz that’s what you do when the free ride ends, you hang on as hard as you can, and I’m kinda liking it cuz her weird face is washed the fuck out allowing me to focus on her tall skinny, awkward body…
I am not going to lie. I love when bad things happen to useless cunts who were confused by the “fame” that was thrown into their lap so they forgot that they were useless and became these egos who thought they were really relevant in the world, without realizing they are just some dopey lookin’ pussy that was in the right place at the right time….So hearing the Whitney Port show “The City” got canceled was hilarious to me. It meant that the idiots at the network she was on caught on to what I’ve been saying since her “career” first hit and the paparazzi started taking pics of her…they realized she fucking sucks, is replacable, in uninteresting and is hardly a personality worth paying money she doesn’t deserve, but she is just a bitch who was destined to be a good sales clerk at Bloomingdales….so they took it all away from her…
Like any idiot who will be staring in a sex tape in a few years cuz she’ll be out of money, addicted to pills and still desperate to have all eyes on her like they did back in 2009-2010, she hasn’t realized the magnitude this will have on her bank account cuz no one will hire her again, so she went out and spent money that won’t be replenished, which I guess is a good thing, cuz the sooner she’s broke, the sooner everything I had planned for her will happen…
Seriously, this news and the hurt and failure she’s feeling makes me very happy.
Keep on smiling bitch, I can’t wait til the hurt starts to really set in….who knows maybe it already has and this is just her covering up…but I know the whole thing is amazing….
