There’s nothing like the subtle elegance of a pussy when a bikini bottom or panty hugs onto it proper enough for me to see pussy lip…even when that pussy lip is more clit than anything…because pussy comes in all shapes and sizes and I love them all equally…except maybe when they are hermaphrodite…but I’ve never got down like that…yet…and if I do I’ll be sure to update this post…..
I love useless pussy lip, hot pussy lip, fat pussy lip, deflated pussy lip and I don’t even care who the pussy lip is attached it… I mean it can be on a mom, a senior citizen, a useless piece of shit from Reality TV, like Whitney Port who aren’t even relevant enough in her uselessness to be on Dancing with the Stars..It can even be on homelessness or farmyard animals…I just don’t care…as long as I am looking at it…
This has lifted my spirits on this dark and lonely weekend without a site…enjoy….and here’s to a better tomorrow….
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Unfortunately, I have to say I respect this girl not for retiring gracefully from the limelight after her overrated piece of shit show got canceled….but for retiring skinny. There are just too many retired bitches with grey hair, sloppy bodies, saggy tits, into baking and taking afternoon nap, early bird specials and knitting….while this bitch just walks around in silky shorts with eating disorder legs that are pornographic to me….not because Whitney Port is pornographic to me…but because eating disorders are…since they prove my contribution to the world by calling every bitch fat…is slowly getting these twats insecure enough to do something about it…if anything people like me are modern day Richard Simmons, but a lot less fun to look at….
Whitney Port is the kind of rich kid who is going to be fine now that the Hills are over. She’s already made it work for her future, by getting a series of internships at fashion companies as she just follows her family footsteps cuz her dad made his money with a fashion company of his own…before his daughter polluted herself by being a low-level cast member everyone fell in love with on The Hills….
I was hoping more than you that this post would be about how now that her career is over – she’ll have plenty of time to either wax her shit better than this rushed job, cuz working as a stripper to maintain her lavash lifestyle since she has no marketable skills except for her nice perky tits…but this isn’t Heidi Montag or the other trash on the show…this is just some opportunist who knew how to get where she wanted to go and was clearly just too busy to maintain her shit…and I don’t know why i am talking about this when she’s got such good tits in her bikini…enjoy…if you are like me and can ignore an irritating face.
A lot of people email me telling me off because I like skinny girls and hate fat chicks because fat girls are fucking lazy, ugly, smell, are uncomfortable to sit next to on a plane, or to sleep with in a bed while skinny girls always look the way girls are supposed to look.
As much as I blame hot girls with fat asses and hip hop music videos for making guys like their bitches thick, despite the fact that thick always leads to real fucking fat, I blame ugly skinny chicks for taking away from my cause by turning people off of skinny chicks….
So here’s a post to blame this disgusting, worthless Whitney Port person for ruining the public’s idea of skinny cuz she leaves her house with her fucked up face, low level celebrity that is going to be done soon, while remaining as uninteresting as possible with a physically retarded body looking body, up on some Special Olympics shit…..and here she is with her wobbly looking legs….and remember skinny doesn’t look so shit all the time.
I am sure we can all agree on one thing, when it comes to fucking there’s no such thing as a perfect girl. The fact that we’re fucking her, just makes her good enough. So whether she’s got a nice face and shitty ass, or a nice body by shitty tits, or a perfect body by a shitty feet, or if she’s missing limbs, her pussy smells, she has a shit eating fetish where you’re the one who has to do the shit eating, she’s really cool but is Mexican, there’s not one person out there that is 100 percent dead on perfection…sure there’s some that are a hell of a lot better than others, but I can always find a serious flaw in everyone and unfortunately for Whitney Port, her flaw is her whole fucking face and the only solution to such a fucked up grill is to Ninja herself like an Arab about to blow up a pre-school…These pictures are to express my excitement that the end is near for these fucking jokes…..finally….not to express my excitement about her…
Whitney Port is not hot, but she is on TV so I guess that by default makes her better looking than the average person, even though she’s not. It’s like TV makes dudes think they are supposed to like a bitch, even if she’s really nothing special…and if they don’t they are fucking queer..but based on my logic…if you watch The Hills or know the cast of The Hills that already means you’re a queer and maybe that makes me a queer too…who uses this site to lure you closet cases into sending me cock shots…or maybe it’s got more to do with me giving up my own life to sit her posting pictures of people I consider far more useless than me and I’m not sure if you realizie this…but that’s PRETTY fucking usless….so here are some pictures to make us all feel good about ourselves and maybe inspire some of you to send pics of your dicks to dudes and collectively give us all hope that soon enough these idiots will disappear and their shit show will be cancelled, leaving them with nothing else to do….Yay. I love failure even if it happens after they’ve made stupid fucking money..
I would rather not be spending my time writing about low level barely celebrities who will never actually be celebrities, especially when they are on the beach, mainly because I want to be on the fucking beach. I don’t want to be famous and I’m really not talented or capable of even being a low level reality star, since I’m only good at drinking, socially awkward and uncomfortable waking up and doing things, but I wouldn’t mind having a little bit of their money for being the useless fuck that I am, so that I could just do absolutely nothing but walk around in the sun and stare at my tits all day…that’s not to say I am jealous of Whitney Port and her shitty body or flat ass, it’s just to reaffirm that I’m a fucking loser who writes about people like Whitney Port who most people don’t even know and her shitty body and flat ass in a bikini, like she’s some more important than any of us, when really she’s a fucking nothing.
I guess that just makes me part of the fucking problem, but I’m in too deep now and too lazy to step it and do something substantial, but I just want you to know that I know there’s so much more to life that this trash the media already shoves down our throats, but I’ll just post the pics anyway….
I like skinny bitches as much as the next guy who is stuck with a fat fucking wife for the last 10 years of his life, where seeing her take a bite out of any food, even apples and oranges makes you want to throw the fuck up and sure Whitney Port will be forgotten in the next year when The Hills is finally put to rest, and I know she isn’t hot, but skinny daddy long legs like this will come in handy for her when she’s either working the pole to pay her rent, or working some rich dude’s pole to maintain her lifestyle as the Hollywood nobody she’s become….both require the same level of prostituting herself, which lucky for her takes less prostituting than it took to attach herself to The Hills….or what I like to call The Peak of Her Career and Celebrity.
Here’s Whitney Port proving that she’s just as useless in a bikini as she is in the rest of her life, especially now that The Hills have been replaced by Jersey Shore, which is really funny if you think about it…mainly because it forces all these twats to come to terms with how much of a fucking joke they all are. Sure their 15 minutes lastest far too long for my liking, but I always knew the public would eventually get as annoyed as me and turn their back on them, because the public is pretty fucking fickle….
I harrass Whitney Port on twitter, she ignores me, and that makes me hate her sloppy pussy more, but today I will make a point of tormenting her with these pictures, destroying her little self esteem, putting her in a depression that she either deals with through addiction, Heidi Montag style plastic surgery, or suicide.
Whitney Port has a little lookin pinhead of a head and I guess that may explain why she’s retarded, you know, not enough room for her brain to grow to its full potential or some shit, not that I know if she’s even retarded, I’ve never seen The Hills, I just know I hate it and I also know she gets paid big bucks to be on it, which is better than being a retard in life without getting paid and the whole thing just leads me to believe that maybe I’m the retard, despite my head being of normal size and from past experience most retards actually have really big fucking heads, so my logic is totally wrong, so maybe you should just look at her legs and masturbate, if you’re into skinny awkward lookin’ things.
I am not a hundred percent sure if Whitney Port is really on her way to clown school or not, but she should be and she looks like she is all dressed in those crazy pants, like some kind of street performer you’d expect to meet juggling on the side of the street talking insanity who you decide to give a dollar to before asking on a date because she looks like she hasn’t fully recovered from her serious drug addiction that left her nuts enough to dress like a freak on the side of the street juggling, and that means it’ll be nutty fuckin’ sex and she won’t be snobby enough to reject you, because she’s working the fucking street like a crazy person….just her twitches alone are enough to imagine her vagina suffocating your dick like it was the small rodent she had to suffocate the night before for dinner because she’s so fuckin’ poor.
Either way, I think it’s about time Port legitimizes herself and becomes a master of her domain because I’ve been saying this bitch is a fuckin’ clown as long as she’s been around and once The Hills is done she’ll need to make a living some how.
Whitney Port is that cunt from the Hills who isn’t all that much to look at, but at least she’s got legs that I wouldn’t mind chopping off and putting on this hot amputee chick I know. Not because I am psycho and think about dismembering girls but because I’m a humantiarian like that, you know just doin’ my part to help the less fortunate, in a kind of Robin Hood taken from those who don’t deserve it and giving to those who do…..cuz this amputee with legs like this would be a fuckin’ 10, while Whitney Port with legs like this is still nothing but a piece of shit.
I am okay with staged scripted shit that tricks people into thinkin’ shit is real life, but only when the robot drone souless cunts who are in the shit are half naked, because when a girl is half naked, I generally don’t give a fuck about her downfalls, unless it is my wife, in which case I have no choice but to focus on all things bad about her body and point and laugh at the shit to keep her thinkin that she’s useless so that she doesn’t smarten up and leave me.
If you think I’m not making sense, you shoulda seen me last night, I was like one giant and confused run-on sentence, only the real life version…..not the scripted real life interpretation like this bitch in her bra or bikini top with a fuckin’ mic box attached ther her.
Whitney Port brought her potato shaped vagina out to the pool because I guess she’s on vacation, from what, I don’t really know considering she gets paid to let cameras follow her around and stage drama like she’s still in high school.
And that “work” that she does, confuses dumb bitches into thinking that’s what life is really like at a young age, making your life hell when you meet these young girls, seduce these girls, and start dating these girls when they get a little older and they aren’t down with a normal, peaceful, relaxed life because it’s not like that on The Hills, so the cunts start pulling stunts, and calling you up with bullshit all the fuckin’ time, making your life a fuckin’ hell, so in a lot of ways Whitney Port ruined your life, assuming you can seduce chicks, which I highly doubt, but I’m not too sure who or what ruined her vagina, that thing’s gaping and all she’s doin’ is standing the fuck up. Seriously, it looks like it is clapping at her performance getting out of the pool, so I guess the drama is legit and there really is trouble in “paradise”, not that her pussy is paradise, but she probably likes to think it is, cuz no girl likes admitting her pussy is as busted as the rest of her, especially when the drunk guys who have fucked her have told her over and over again how nice it is, because they are just trying to cum and all pussy feels alright, if you don’t have to look at the rest of her….boom (that’s how I like to end my power posts)….
Here’s a better angle of her flat shitty ass, in the event that last pic tricked you and I’m not just saying it is shitty cuz she didn’t wipe proper cuz she was too busy being a cunt….
I wonder what Whitney Port’s dad does for a living. I assume he’s in the industry because that’d be the only reason anyone would give a bitch like her a chance. That’s not to say she didn’t suck dick to the top, it is to say she’s more useless than a bloody tampon, and I’m not just saying that because she’s on The Hills, my least favorite thing in TV history, I’m saying it cuz watermelon would be a hotter fuck than her….mainly cuz a watermelon has more shape than this dump.
Speaking of suckin dick, I hope she’s got that shit down proper, because she is the kind of girl you only date because you are blinded by the constant blowjobs, and you don’t notice her shitty lookin’ body.
Speaking of The Hills, I made friends with three 17 year old girls who were all dressed the same while wasted on saturday night. They were on a busy street taking a pee beind a fucking bush and I decided to join them. They weren’t too impressed but I think one of them wiped their pee covered hand on mine, a moment I will cherish til the end of time….
