I heard Ed Hardy’s designer/founder and very rich motherfucker doesn’t let his wife wear his Ed Hardy bikini and throws her in this Gucci shit because it ruins his marketing image of strippers, porn sluts and tacky club sluts with fake tits shoving Magnums of Grey Goose up their dried up coke slut cunts….the truth is that although she’s not very tight bodied or worth fucking, despite being worht half of his fortune, I am just surprised she doesn’t have a dick because nothing screams “I take it up the ass” like a french accent and a name like “Christian Audigier” and a job making the loudest fuckin’ T-shirts around. Seriously, maybe he should be the one in the fuckin’ bikini.

Most of you don’t know who Matthew Good is, and the only reason I do know who he is, is because every Jewish girl I have ever met has loved this guy. He has a Canadian band, has worked ont he soundtrack of Smallville, who gives a fuck. I don’t know shit about his music, but I came across his wife’s blog and she’s hot. I guess that even if you’re a useless Canadian rockstar, you still score the hot bitches. He is probably more interesting to marry than a factory worker, even if though they probably make the same amount of money. He’s in a Canadian band. I don’t know what I am writing. But she has a tongue ring and I am sure he met her in a strip club, but that’s just me speculating.

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** i fixed the link, I sent 2000 people to the wrong site, I’d say sorry but don’t really mean it.