I just randomly landed on this video and thought it was some kind of amazingness that not enough people have seen.
Sure seeing young bitches make out is played out and obvious, but it never gets boring, especially when the dude is listening to random shitty music that I can’t imagine anyone ever really being into, and makes genius commentary like “If I was a bitch, I’d be lesbian” in some white trash gutter trailer park accent that would scare me if I heard it tell me to drop my pants in a back alley…
If anything this just reminds me that there are so many YouTube videos that I would want to watch but shit is hiding on their site…
This guy is probably one of you. Happy Easter. Welcome back Jesus, that’s me talking to myself because I was fucking sick all weekend, in bed, dying and hating my life. Unlike this guy who’s got it goin’ on. All the single ladies, find him and hit him up, I think he’s a fuckin’ catch.
I am slow moving today. Sometimes when I drink, I get inspired and other times when I drink, I turn into a fucking retarded kid who finds entertainment in rockin’ back and forth and who can’t seem to manage to muster up a sentence because my brain’s fucking broke. What I do know is that there was no real adventures last night, the only thing that happened other than trying to save a girl convulsing on the dance floor with my dick is that 3 of my friends and by friends I mean people I know, told me I am balding. Fat, Bald and Ethnic, what more could a girl want…maybe a small penis…well I got one of those too.
I compiled this list of Top 10 Mooning Videos I found on Youtube last weekend and never posted it. I also have a short attention span so only got 6 videos, but that’s gonna be good enough, because settling for last place and half assed posts is what I do.
So these are definitely not the top videos out there, just the first ones I found, and you will watch them.
Some Girl’s Bare Ass Being Shown to the World on Youtube
His name is: beebee890.
His Youtube Channel description is: me talking doing little blogs can crashes my just being me .
His interests: i like you tube.
His location: United States.
His psychological evaluation: He’s not crazy, he’s just retarded.
You gotta give youtube some credit, they’ve made a place where the local weirdo no one talks to can get an audience bigger than the one he’s used to at local public places he usually has his fits in. It’s taken focus off the real celebrities and allowed people with no shame to be known and laughed at by the world. I don’t really know if that’s a good thing, because I can only assume it leads to suicide, but it seems to make me and the rest of the world laugh at other people’s expense, without them actually knowing it, guilt-free, so instead of clenching our purses and crossing the street, we can see their episodes on repeat and even send them to our friends.
This is an old video of a girl with a mesh top and nipple tape riding a pool toy was just sent to me, and since I know some of you have some obscure fetishes, I figured I’d post it. This may not be as exciting for you as the times you hang outside the local pool watching the preschool kids on their water noodles and arm floaties, but it’s a little more legal, a lot less creepy, and not going to ghet you locked up and killed like you deserve, despite still managing to be pretty fucking weird.
This YouTube video was featured today and I thought it was a good inspiring way to start the day, but that’s just because anytime I see socially awkward greasy losers doing stunts, I feel inspired. It’s actually the reason I write this website, because I know that somewhere out there, a greasy fat socially awkward loser is reading this, only you probably aren’t getting a ton of view on YouTube, but are just generating a lot of views on YouTube for lack of better things to do, because let’s face it, your phone isn’t ringing off the hook by people who are dying to spend time with you.
The highlight of the video is that he posts his Busking date and time and I hope one of you takes some initiative and goes to this event to document what kind of people go to watch people busk after seeing them on YouTube, it’s not like you have anything better to do and I think the fresh air will do you some good. When you’re done, please send me the footage, because I’ll likely be drunk in a ditch after spending the night harassing girls who won’t sleep with me and not on a plane to the UK to experience this legendary event.
Someone sent me this video of some Halloween or Lingerie party that went down over a year ago, where a couple sluts decided to have some kind of lap dance competition for a room full of virgins. I found the video hot, because the only parties I get invited usually don’t have this kind of excitement going on, and the Van Wilder gets all jacked up, like seeing two girls in a club touch tongues, prior to ever hearing that Katy Perry song that ruined that for me and it is a reminder of all that I have missed out on over the years and that reminder is part of what keeps me miserable and that misery is part of what keeps me writing this site, so in a lot of ways, this shit is inspiring to me and that’s why I felt the need to share it with you.
I hate fart jokes a lot, I find them the elementary school answer to a cheap joke, and the truth is when someone farts around me the smell offends me just enough to not laugh. I was at a bar last night and went to take a piss, and I don’t really know what the fuck happened, but the whole area smelled disgusting. There was no one in the bathroom, just some prick who has something seriously wrong with his insides and since my nose is fucked and I am forced to be a mouth breather, I don’t generally notice these kinds of things, excet last night, I tasted it.
Either way, fart jokes annoy me, people farting is disgusting, even if everyone does it, it doesn’t make it right, despite what some girl I once dated for about 2 weeks used to try to convince me when she’d fart after sex, true story. So when I saw this video on Youtube’s mainpage called Je’Rid’s Sexy Farts I felt the need to post it beause the editor’s at YouTube are idiots.
To avoid the paparazzi, who are seriously tying to bring me down these days, I am going back to some features I used to do. One of them is the mainpage Youtube video of the day, where I find a video on the mainpage of Youtube that doesn’t deserve to be there, only today, when I got to the site, I saw a video that I was happy to see there.
I constantly get in fights with friends, family and pretty much everyone about being a hater. They tell me that I am cynical and unfunny and have no business judging other people’s work, because I haven’t proved myself to be any better. Yesterday, my stepdaughter brought me a video about guys singing a song about Canada and I turned it off 5 seconds in because I knew it was garbage. Last week, I went to an independent movie with my wife that was supposed to be really funny and I didn’t laugh once. So being a joke snob and not finding anything worthwhile is pretty much a downer for me and for the people around me.
What they don’t realize, is that I find concepts weak, I find execution weak and that’s really the only reason I don’t laugh. If shit was thought out and produced well, I probably would be laughing like an idiot like they are, but I can’t see past the flaws.
That’s why, I was excited to see a video by a friend of mine, who isn’t actually a friend, but someone I link to and who I am trying to help bring up his own site, because I think dudes got a good angle, has interesting things to say and has the potential of blowing his project out of the water, leaving his past project, Vice Magazine in the dust, because over the years, I have hated 90 percent of what Vice does, but the stuff that this dude produced is what carried the magazine. He was the real brain behind it and all the good stuff that came out of that magazine were from him.
So this is a video/mockumentary done by him and I think the concept is amazing, I think the delivery’s good and I think it’s worth watching, so fuck you to all the people hating on me for hating, because I am down with some things, sometimes, if they are good. Now watch it.
Peaceful protesters met to organize before the protest at Katie Holmes’ new broadway show All My Sons only to find a THRONG of Scientologists handing out weird, creepy flyers with the names, places of residence and pictures of Anonymous protesters on them. Holy Xenu! One older man followed the Guy-Fawkes-masked group of 20-somethings to Katie’s theater all the while screaming “THIS WAY TO YOUR MEDICATION! FOLLOW ME FOR PROZAC!” over and over. New York Police had to step in to ask him to move along, and then again later when another man tried to instigate a fight among the protesters. Overall, though, things went off peacefully. You can see video of the weird and creepy behavior here:
And I am postin the video, even though it is pretty dull, cuz Scientology and Scientologists are fuckin crazy….and so are the people who waste their time protesting it, even if this video is too boring to do both their craziness justice….
I decided to look up random people dancing to the song Disturbia because I was bored and not feeling creative and that song is on all the fuckin’ time. None of these girls have the dirty moves I’ve seen girls do in clubs to this song, but it’s always funny watching white people dance. I don’t know if everyone is 18 on this shit, but I blame Youtube for not providing a warning or disclaimer and breeding a whole new generation of dudes who get off to young girls in their underwear by making it a lot more accessible than slipping roofies in their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, if you know what I mean. Which you do….
I am sure there are better videos of this out there, but I’m not going to bother lookin’ for them.
I accidentally saw this video on the mainpage of Youtube and it’s caption was “there are right and wrong places to take a bath”, so I clicked it, unfortunately. It’s petty much a video of a fat chick taking a pretty lame bath in a fountain in her bikini, only to get kicked out by a security guard after seeing her in a bikini for way too long. I would have kicked her out too, not because washing and brushing your teeth in my fountain is against the rules, but because fat chicks in a bikini should be against the rules.
The video goes onto an interview with her boyfriend about how crazy he is. The way they talk is a way I hate people talkin’. These losers would make me angry to be to be next to on a bus, train or plane or pretty much anywhere, not only because she is fat but because she thinks she is smart and what she is doing is clever and these pseudo intellectuals drive me crazy. the good news is that her boyfriend addresses the fact that people don’t want to see her naked even though he confuses her in a bikini for being naked and that’s pretty insightful as far as I’m concerned…..
What it comes down to is that the most entertaining thing in all this are the comments. Bitch may have got her 5 minutes of Youtube fame, but at least people are letting her know she’s fat and doesn’t deserve the attention. Here’s an example of a few that came in the last 2 minutes…there are 800 and I am too lazy to find gold, but you get the idea.
qnoboru
MAN THE HARPOONS
misteriousmaniac
This is an epic fail. Why is this bullshit featured?
mooosestang
She’s below average! Just because the average is obese doesn’t make it right!
Could the woman in the video please post her height and weight?
hylix25
This is incredibly stupid. Incredibly incredibly stupid. I just hope you arnt ignorant enough to think this is art or something because it isnt…
Wardfolio
Whenever you publicly take off your clothes looking like that, you deserve whatever harsh comments you get!
destructive21
All that jiggling at about 2:34 is mesmerizing.
Some 16 year old girl from Florida was raped by some 23 year old who got off and she turned to Youtube to get exposure because she felt like she had no where to go. I have never officially raped a girl but I know that rape fucks people up for life. It turns girls into penis hating lesbians, it makes them really hard girls to date and all that emotional damage is pretty understandable. Watching this shit is pretty painful if you have a soul and if you are wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I feel like some of you are desperate enough for sex to go out and violate and I figure that this should leave a little impact as to why you should just flush your Roofies down the toilet because the few minutes it takes you to get off in your sick way can ruin a person’s life. Either way, I call fake on this shit, she’s probably just trying to get back at her boyfriend who cheated on her or some guy who fucked her and never called her back for seconds…
