Worst Lyrics

[danieldamone]

There are a lot of bad song writers out there, and I don't mean bad lyrics like from a Pussycat Dolls song or something. I mean glaringly uninspired or upsetting lyrics from groups with at least an ounce of credibility. the two that come to mind are:

"...in a dry and waterless place" The Unforgetable Fire- U2
"...her placenta falls to the floor" Lightning Crashes- Live

[randomhoudini]

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I have to disagree with the placenta line. That is pure genius.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

A few songs that have to do with Hurricane Katrina.

One a personal testimonial song 'Katrina brought the water' by Scott Detweiler

"So many dead refrigerators laid out in the street
So many dead refrigerators laid out in thestreet
When the water cut the power
It rotted all of their milk and meat"

[danieldamone]

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I agree that its an amazing lyric, but I think its an amazing uneccesarily gross-image lyric. Don't get me wrong, I like both songs...but when I think about the live song, I don't think "what a wonderful circle of life image he's painted," I think..."ewww. placenta. ewww."

[randomhoudini]

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I've never heard the song but the fact that it mentions placenta is awesome. That said I have the mind set of a 12 year old boy so anything like that will amuse me for at least 20 minutes.

[trondi]

Thong tha thong thong song
Let me see your thong baybeee all night long.

Wait, those might be the best lyrics ever?

Just like a white wing dove sings a song sounds like its singing.:confused: :mad:

[FortySuz&Two]

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the song is about a mother dying during childbirth.

[daveyeti]

"It's like ten--thousand spoons when all you need is a knife"

that is INCONVENIENT not Ironic

[lqrman4life]

Anything from Birdman/Baby

[Boon]

I caught this Lil Wayne song called "Mrs Officer" the other day, regarding his intention to tap that ass:

her wear nothin but handcuffs and
heels, den i beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby yeah i beat it like
a cop Hahaaa.. Beat it like a cop
Rodney King baby said i beat it like
a cop but i aint tryna be violent
but ill do the time but her
love is time-less

[iamdabestsara]

insert vanilla ice lyric here

[Striker]

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Worst lyrics and the most annoying song. Which makes that the most annoying episode of Family Guy ever.

[Marko]

I did it all for the nookie
What
The nookie
Come on
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your
Yeah

[Mr.Pink]

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You got some pretty creative lyrics here

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and another one to show that he is serious this is how he rolls

[Fever]

Sorry to offend some of my urban brothers our there -
but I was literally crying when I heard this song @ a club.
Cannot believe this is where we are as a society:
It actually sounds way worse than it reads, if you can believe it.
I give you T-Pain w/ the second coming of the fucking Beatles (according to Rolling Stone, etc.) Lil' Wayne:

Can't Believe It:

I can put you in the log cabin, somewhere in aspen
Girl ain't nothing to the pain aint trickin if you got it what you askin....for
Put you in the mansion, somewhere in wiscansin
Like i said ain't nothin to the pain we can change that last name whats happnin?
Cause you look so good
Tell me why you wanna work here? I put you on the front page of a king magazine, but you gon get yourself hurt here
Eh, baby i brought you in the back just to have a conversation
Really think you need some venalation
Lets talk about youuuuuuu & meeeeeee

Yeah, that's right 'wiscansin' & 'venalation', in an effort to rhyme with some gawdawful voice modulation this no singing pretender seems to think covers up his piss-poor pipes.

This earbleed has hit the following chart positions!!!!!:

U.S. Billboard Hot 100 7
U.S. Billboard Hot R&B/Hip-Hop Songs 2
U.S. Billboard Mainstream R&B/Hip-Hop 1
U.S. Billboard Pop 100 26
UK Singles Chart 88
New Zealand Singles Chart 13
Canadian Hot 100 80

True that peeps!

[JLE1020]

Granted, lyrics are WAY secondary to me in terms of appreciating songs, and I don't understand vague matephors very well either. I also hate poetry. That being said, these lyrics either go right over my head, or they are just plain stupid. Here are the first two verses and chorus from The Human League's - "Crow and a Baby". (Great song, though!)

A crow and a baby
Had an affair
The result was a landslide
The result was a dare

The result was a baby
Who wanted it all
Moved out of the doll's house
Moved out of the hall

With one wing on the town
And a gleam in an eye of red
Said, ?My father was a crow
Now I want all fathers dead?


WTF??

[sevngang]

the village voice did a write up of the worst lyrics of '08.
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My personal favorite:
Ne-Yo "So You Can Cry"
I won't attend your pity party/ I'd rather go have calamari

[beastley]

most of coldplays lyrics are ridiculous..

but i still like them

[DSF Guest 7]

"A Horse With No Name" by America.

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

There were plants and birds and rocks and...things? The heat was hot? Thanks for nothing, Wordsworth.

[adhesivestp]

anyone here theory of a dead man's new song.. Hate my life... if he's being sarcastic or not the lyrics are just corny as fuck...

So sick of the hobos always begging for change
I don't like how I gotta work and
They just sit around and get paid
I hate all of the people who can't drive their cars
Bitch you better get outta the way
Before I start falling apart

I hate how my wife is always up my ass
She always wants to buy brand new things
But I don't have the cash

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right
There's no end in sight
I hate my life

How come I never get laid
Nice guys always lose
How could she have another headache
There's always some kind of excuse

I still hate my job
My boss is a dick
I don't get paid nearly enough
To put up with all of your shit

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life

I hate that I can't tell when a girl's underage
You know, I tell her she's a nice piece of ass
Then her daddy punches me in the face

So if you're pissed like me
Bitches, here's what you gotta do
Put your middle fingers up in the air
Go on and say "Fuck you!"

I hate my job, all of my rich friends
I hate everyone to the bitter end
Nothing turns out right There's no end in sight
I hate my life

So much at stake, can't catch a break
I hate my life
No, it's nothing new hear " it sucks to be you"
I fuckin hate my life

[thenobody]

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Nope, I'm pretty sure that they're just aiming to create a song that the lowest common denominator of society can chant along to, while they go and smoke million dollar cigars lit with hundred dollar bills as their latest shitty record climbs the charts.

Fuck every single band that has come out of the Chad-Kroeger 5000 music production machine...

[stlove1000]

Plantman by Gary Young

The Plantman knows if the plants will grow
The Plantman knows where the plants will grow
And the plants will know if the Plantman knows
The plants will know if the Plantman knows

Plantman!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQiSgWGAc24

[serafina]

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I love that song. It is so smooth.

[serafina]

Summergirls by LFO

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 1:]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
You're the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Something in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speaking
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Chorus:]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer

[Verse 2:]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summertime girls got it going on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike

[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Limpet
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch

[Repeat Chorus]

[Bridge:]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it going on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike