Ignore this post, im learning how not to FAIL

[pantymonster]

I missed the decade everyone else learned to use forums properly. I am practicing here.

[Glen Quagmire]

You forgot to post tits.

[Mr Handlebars]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3312460705_35c45cab14_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3648/3313340478_875976ac44_o.jpg

[pantymonster]

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/3051/68992a30500886.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/68992a30500886/) http://thumbnails16.imagebam.com/3051/77491830500887.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/77491830500887/) http://thumbnails15.imagebam.com/3051/0780f130500889.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/0780f130500889/) http://thumbnails2.imagebam.com/3051/ba98ae30500890.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ba98ae30500890/) http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/3051/8d051f30500891.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/8d051f30500891/) http://thumbnails2.imagebam.com/3051/861b8730500893.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/861b8730500893/)

If you feel generous, you may either point me to the directions on how to post a full sized image instead of the thumbnails you see above or help me figure out what I'm doing wrong.

[Expletive]

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i'll try an experiment to see what is wrong with your post.


Edit, i removed the pictures, apparently it is your choice in pictures, or at least how the host site store them and or use them.

[Expletive]

let me show you

http://www.celebfrenzy.net/08/03/images/stacy-dash-08-08.jpg

[n2tattoos.lol]

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with this many pics, thumbnails are better. we wanna see full-size, we just click. post looks ok to me.

[satan666]

This was a good idea to start this thread to get your mistakes out of the way.

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For Adult pictures the options for posting Full Sized pics are very limited.
You have 2 options

Xs.to XS.to has banned us now
Imagesocket.com (reliable site but file must be under 125k in order to get Hotlink to fullsize AND the bandwidth can't exceed 1Gb so if it is a really popular picture, it can sometimes get deleted.)


For Adult pictures where you are getting thumbnails or a gallery you have many options. My current three favorites are

imagebam.com
imagehaven.net
imagevenue.com

All in all it is much easier to post thumbnail galleries than fullsized images when it comes to adult images.

The others are listed here (http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/forum/announcement.php?f=15)


For NON-Adult pics the best IN MY OPINION is Tinypic.com
Why? Because they have NO file limitations other than it can't have any nudity and they are a huge site with fast servers.


Get 5 various pictures and try uploading them to any of these to start with. Try the different codes from each site. Just experiment to find what works for you. Use this thread to experiment. Post any more questions here and one of us will answer them. :)

[nachos1345]

Tinypic FTW!!

[n2tattoos.lol]

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you rang, sir?

[nachos1345]

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I'm no longer in need of your services, there are bigger dicks to be had.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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fine, have it your way. but you'll miss me when your ass is bleeding.

[tokerjoe]

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n2 what happened to the sweet new avatar?

[Mr Handlebars]

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He gave it up when he lost his mini. Now this new avvy is all he has to offer.

[RandomFactsAboutCats]

Did you know: If your cat is in the habit of rolling over and exposing his stomach, you can be sure he feels perfectly safe with you. It's also a way of demonstrating his pleasure in your company.

[nachos1345]

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Back for more?

[Expletive]

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speaking of random pleasure; i socked the shit out of a cat yesterday---instant roadkill.

[TheSNakE]

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Did you know house cats are one of the most destructive animals on the planet, and feral cats are solely responsible for the extinction of several species of birds on New Zealand?

[RandomFactsAboutCats]

An adult cat has 32 teeth.

[nachos1345]

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I'm Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, your senior drill instructor, from now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and the last word out of your filthy sewers will be "Sir". Do you maggots understand that?

[Boon]

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I had a cat once. It was in high school biology class. He was a good cat, very well mannered. We dissected him. After we removed half of his head, we called named him Leatherface. Our idea was to boil him completely after the semester was through, and save his skull. When that didn't pan out, we were supposed to dispose of him in the school dumpster, near the canal. Instead, we gave him a somewhat Viking burial, but tossing him into the canal waters, and watched him float away. I'll miss you, Leatherface. You had such a good heart, it made a great hackey sack.

[Big D]

How remarkebly unfunny.

[Boon]

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You used your first post for that?

[DontSnatch]

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i need to know more!!!

[nachos1345]

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Two adult cats have 64 teeth.

[DontSnatch]

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not if their from the south




zinnnnnnng.

[nachos1345]

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Oh no, the rednecks are very angry.

[pantymonster]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/calista_in_the_bath_12c69.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/calista_in_the_bath_12c69.jpg)

[pantymonster]

http://content.imagesocket.com/images/louisa_lockhart2f2.jpg (http://imagesocket.com/view/louisa_lockhart2f2.jpg)

[pantymonster]

by jove, i think i've got it! Hail Satan666 for his generosity!