One Million Post

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http://www.criticalits.com/funny/hot-girl-tits.jpgbe mine please

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Ali Larter surrounded by ambivalent skeet.

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I love tits and asses, and bring em big baby.

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[nachos1345]

This sucks.

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Got milk mutha fuckas

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actually this blows and I'll still tongue that big bungy

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[nachos1345]

This blows.

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to all you morons who say there isn't a creator, I give you a gift



http://www.bigtitsandasses.net/images/tits-and-ass.jpg

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I gotta be careful, my family could walk through the door, but wow, help me please somebody.

http://www.bigtitsandasses.net/images/round-ass.jpg

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how the fuck these bang fellas is get these wonderful near perfect bodied beauties.

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speaking of wankers, look at this piece, o my goodness, skeet skeet skeet, damn those bang bastards, she's mine i tell you, mine you fuckers.

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i'd pay for there shit, fuck that, i got my own prepaid card, i will pay for their shit, but damn this a sexy gal, if i found a white gal like this, i'd marry her on the spot, just look at those fucking tits.

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donkey

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it may be better in the bahamas but i want what she's handling regardless of where she fucking lives, even if it's Quebec.

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[nachos1345]

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ass 5char you fucking asshole dipshit cunt.

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just look at baby, she's all like; 'you like it from the back papi.' yes my spanish bitch, i love it any way you wanna give it baby, just give your papi some, please.

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ninety skeet skeet skeet mutha fuckers.

just look at baby girl she's like; 'cum on my tits papi.' i'm comin baby i'm cummin!!!

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a natural cure for all man's ills, cunny cunny cunny!!!!!!


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i wish i owned atlantis then i'd juice fine ass girls with massive tits, fuck me please please please!!!!


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just look at that ass, just look at it! This could end world hunger! Seriously!

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peek a boo

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there is life when i see this girl revealing her tits to her man, show me baby.

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biscuit bitch

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let the rain fall upon the wall and the cunts in my lap


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despair came and then I saw tits


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I've been along since 1997 but due to my ADD, haven't learned anything of value since. In january 1997 i was a part of broad cast chat 1 and 2, though i doubt any of you wankers knows about that.

no, i remember 97 first time i saw real porn, with lots of tits and ass and skeet skeet skeet

I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum I wanna cum

Yea team

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i have the perfect cure for child pornography

lubed and ready to go, shit I'm seeing double

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double bubble of trouble

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spice girls was nice, so is this spicy meat pie

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The internet was funny and expensive here sixty four bucks for sixty hours a month, which went in a week.

and this made it all worth it

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if it wasn't for the internet, i'm sure i would have been a dedicated follower....


that is true, i am bad, really bad, i kid you not, a real bad guy


and here's why

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I met a bisexual swinger couple once that wanted me to meet up with them in florida, i declined, but they sent me lots of pictures. Some of them was very nice, others were completely disturbing.

had i the balls to go i would have made his wife do this after tasting my skeet

http://www.cutegurlz.com/blog/archives/katja_bigmouthful.jpg

now swallow my skeet you dirty girl

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my computer went down in june, i wouldn't have a computer for another two years, and in 99, i've always had a computer or been online.

blah blah blah skeet skeet skeet

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buttcrack

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The best part about the internet in 97 was meeting so many people, i lost my hotmail account because it went inactive for so long since june 97, i lost literally hundreds of numbers and addresses, most of them from girls around the world.

all those numbers gone, i'll never ever get closer to fucking a white chick well maybe i still can



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in 1985 at a howard johnson, i thought i saw a demon and struck the fire alarm, i'm trying to live down that bit of history.

yes i was eight and i pressed a button, had i learned the joys of porn i would've said:

Tits or ass or get the fuck out


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shortly there after i got molested for almost a year, same demon different place, i guess. The sisters that did it, showed me that sex is dangerous and should only be used when necessity calls for it.

good times, i actually got my love of cunts from the smell of that one, one was fourteen the other seventeen, lets see em try me now, bring em skeet skeet skeet


sisters

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cocknballs

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I didn't start masturbating until 11, and when i started, i couldn't stop, though i suffered from phimosis and had to get circumcised in december 97, since then, it's been infinitely more enjoyable.

had I proper porn, i would've started at two years of age, skeet skeet skeet skeet


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I saw lightning up close once, and from then, the fear of death hangs about me.

thankfully the love of tits and ass keeps me warm at night

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

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[nachos1345]

Expletive is a bag of cocks.

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fuck you crying man, instead cry for love, and for beauty

http://www.cutegurlz.com/blog/archives/ice_bubblebutt_amazing.jpg

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i cry a lot sometimes, when i'm not depressed or bugged out drugged by some medication or the other.

edit; some would say, why have you forsaken the great tragedy, why have you altered your post, in response i give you

skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet


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when i drink, i can only stay buzz worthy for two hours then i'm fine, though bad belly and headaches last for days.

but skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet, last a life time

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vulva

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i massaged my prostrate a few times over the years to increase my sexual enjoyment, though it felt stupid dirty and fucked up, so i stopped, if you enjoy it however, continue. to each his own.

thankfully their asses needs special messaging so have at it


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[nachos1345]

Douchenozzle

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skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet,

nothing is sweeter then a glorious female form ready for action

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I've always wondered about happiness or joy, i haven't felt either in years, there could be something wrong with me, i guess the sleeper must awaken, or maybe i'm just a different breed of animal.

or post tits/ass or gtfo


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Who thought I'd go the distance blah blah cunt


face down ass up that's the way we wanna [shut your mouth]
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O baby you, you got what I need,

but you're just a jerking picture, but you're just a jerk off picture

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In several dreams I've met women and I tell them I'm waiting for marriage then I wake up saying WTF?

had i met these twins though, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

http://www.cutegurlz.com/blog/archives/taylortwins_wicked_weasel.jpg

guaranteed to make gay men straight and feed the poor.

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asymptote

[nachos1345]

Cock, big fat hairy cock

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In some of my dreams I have sex, but in each one, it's a small white woman, freaky shit because i don't know any small white women, and it mostly takes place in vancouver b.c or seatle washington, on a very high patch of land, in a cabin, and the girl likes mini skirts. She has a baby for me and dies in child birth, i hate that dream, i don't want her to die.

true story, though i doubt it means anything, or maybe it does, hopefully she'll look like this sweet baby

http://www.cutegurlz.com/blog/archives/ice_bubblebutt.jpg

Eliza Dushku? or whatever her fucking name is skeet skeet skeet

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in one of my dreams I was a ghost or spirit and I watch people die, and then I say, 'it sucks to be you.'

but i wanna suck on this ass right here, friends i give you bottoms


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i got a tsunami comin and its skeet skeet skeet

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blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

skeet skeet skeet skeet, yummy ass girls

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i wanna fuck this most beautiful babe go back and do it again and again and again and again and again and again DEJA VU MUTHA FUCKAS

sorry for the poor language skeet skeet skeet


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Florida has loads of fine ass girls, if any girls or cougars from florida, PM me please


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i think i'm white, no i don't, i just like any woman/girl/cougar bring em with tits and cunts, who gives a fuck what race they are

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Me bahamian with Dick she girl with Cunt, we make skeet skeet skeet


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who gives a fuck about islands sun sand or sea bring the cunts please

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best meds are tits and cunts

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Here's a thank you to all the beautiful and not so beautiful women out there, your cunts are a treasure and a gift, be well, keep it right, and by that, just squeeze em tight, a'ight?

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nothing is sweeter, than a cunt, i remembered the smell of cunt from years ago, and i must say, it was nice, though at the time i was scared shitless.

I'd like to see some silly girl try that shit again though, i'd fuck my dick off reattach the fucker then fuck it off again, then suck on her cunny until she turns purple

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fucking moronic self implicating fuck fuck, thankfully we have tits and ass to be rid of that sour taste

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no tits or ass?
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i love you ladies and i will always post pictures thinking of my love for you

hey fellas tits or gtfo

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nothing is sweeter than being alive, at the moment i'm drugged up minor depressed and sad because i watched porn and masturbated last night, though i'm joyful to be alive, if only in a very minor way.

so ladies i need help to stop masturbating, will ya'll help me, please ladies, i'm nice and have a sunny disposition.

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young or old , i'll take em, if the chance presents itself, i'm not so crazy about age, it's more about the substance than the age.

still though

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this is a sneaky one, she pretends she's so sophisticated but wait

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She's a real diva in disguise

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the devil is alive and well and gentleman he's found our only weakness, unless you're gay, then fuck you, but not in the literal sense you sick fuck.

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even gay guys have to get a boner from this, and Rosie O'donnell doesn't count,

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I want her to have my baby

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I've read books, and they're fun and all, and could very well save your life, if i behave and do well and become a really good person, i hope to have a wife like her.

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[nachos1345]

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FAIL.

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or a wife like her

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masturbation is fun as long as lust last, but once refractory kicks in so does remorse.

if she was my wife i'd cum again and again until all that was left was raisins for nuts.

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sexual diseases aside, i'd still fuck this one without a condom, lets hope she's clean

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why can't this beautiful miss make a mistake and fuck me?

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I believe and know there is a creator, no disrespect meant and always with much love and appreciationhttp://x-images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsroundasses/shoots/btra4705/t3/1.jpg, though i'm a bad man, i give you reason number 62,008 for believing

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nothing is sweeter than life, if i can have a girlfriend or even better a wife, i'd swear to lover her always and weep on her breast with joy, then i'd sniff her bush and sing song.

this girl though a bit off, is still gorgeous and wonderful, if you disagree, amy whinehouse may be up your alley, and no i will not post any pictures of that fucking tragedy, instead i give you a relief

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false religion will be crushed, and this girl could crush my wanker up her bum any day.

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please hurt me baby, please, i'm begging you.

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fuck christmas here's another

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having a penis is fun, if i had a girl though, i'd love her vagina like it was the greatest gift in the universe, which it would be, for me.

especially if my penis had tits like this to fuck

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nothing is sweeter than breast, and a good ass, even though a nice round ass isn't a necessity. White black or asian, all is yum for my cum.

edit: sure, now with pictures

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[nachos1345]

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Good one CC, this thread is a pile of shit.

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Had I a girl and during sex I came quickly i swear to not stop until she's had her pleasure or i come again and again.


and again and up again to once again, all through her ass and down her throat, yes baby give me everything

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if i had to choose between a million dollars or a wonderful girl with a great vagina, i'd choose the vagina, money is the root of all evil, and vaginas is gift from God.


especially for Rhianna http://x-images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsroundasses/shoots/btra4445/t3/1.jpg

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though it isn't a gift for lesbians, a city got destroyed because of you lot.

no worries lesbians i won't tell if you won't just bring your cunts this way


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come to me and i shall give you love and warmth

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though admittedly i watched a porn once which refused to show the woman from the front and only the back, and the guy was doing her in the butt and then they showed her face and then her penis, translation, i am not trusting any woman until i smell her vagina.:eek:

this is definitely a fucking woman though, no sniff test necessary

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[nachos1345]

Worst

Thread

Ever.

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samurais may have enjoyed their girly men at times, so who gives a fuck

i'm talking about natural porn cunny for runny noses and broken hearted mutha fuckas

and we have two for the price of one, so enjoy


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yes it is, though incredibly, i like it.

[nachos1345]

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No one else does, it stinks on ice.

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i once read about a ninja woman who married a samurai lord just to kill him and for years she didn't have an opportunity and then several years later, he was left alone and she killed him and the children she had for him, translation, japanese people has the coolest scariest history ever.


whatever man, just send in the cunnies

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i once watched film called 'one dark night' and i was so scared i couldn't sleep.

maybe i should've cum in a girl like this a dozen times, i'd sleep for a forth night.

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For the most part, every one who tries to be more than they are ends up being less than they could be, this goes for me and infinitely so for lesbians.

edit; fuck that shit, lesbians come to me, daddy still loves you

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i once imagined myself stronger than most and wisest of all, then i woke up and masturbated, translation, i am a worthless sack of puss.


but at least she has a pussy to make me feel all better

p is for pussy that's good enough for me.


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[Expletive]

i remember in 97 we all agreed to screw over yahoo. we did it by logging in one saturday night and posting java shit. they told me to do it, i'm sorry.

i'm sorry i didn't have her to help me through those dark times

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[nachos1345]

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i'm sorry for telling a gay guy who had hiv on broad cast chat i hoped he'd die, im so sorry, i think about that alot, my God i was wrong for that, i wish i could take that back, death is bad for all of us.

i'm sure he's alive because no man has the right to die unless they've had their way with a goddess

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[nachos1345]

This thread could not suck anymore than it already does.

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perhaps, but i hope for a million, imagine that, nothing doing something if only for a time, and no one cares, at least, i'll be known for something, nothing known for something.


I've done plenty who has done more?

The guys that have fucked this sweetness right here

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yes we're monsters but thankfully there is a maiden needing our dicks for protection

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[nachos1345]

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Look for attention by doing something more productive.

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i'm going to spout a hundred poems, now, bear with me:

i see them all now they lay dead,
i killed the monsters in my head,
for all they wrought and hate they sped,
i knew them now as heat to dread,
since by death we all it ice,
pursue by morning once or twice.

edit; c is for cunny that's good enough for me c is for cunny

that's good enough for me c is for cunny that's good enough for

me O cunny cunny cunny starts with c

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[Randal Graves]

I don't get the point of this thread

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I'll do something incredibly productive by gaining a million post, anything else would be well, plain weird. porn is okay, but i'm just passing on misery. short stories perhaps, but then, ya'll hate it, though i'll be posting the rest of my story later, i'm not smart enough. or i'm too lazy to do anything constructive, beyond brain fart.

or post tits or GTFO

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[nachos1345]

BOOOOOO!! This thread needs to die.

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i'm not posting any more poems, they're boring and stupid, only idiots write poetry.

real men post tits

or ass http://x-images3.bangbros.com/bigtitsroundasses/shoots/btra3978/t3/2.jpg

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yes it does, hopefully when i've gotten my million post, satan will delete it since a lot of private shit i posted here,

or a real man will come along and post tits and ass

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[nachos1345]

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Just stop posting now.

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I'm bored of porn though, all porn is the same, even if i liked porn, i'd be bored to tears of what i've seen thus far, same ole same ole.

its easier just to post bbw, good times

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[Expletive]

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why, i've never done anything of value ever, and look, i can do something no one has ever tried, and i can do it, i have more brain farts than a geek convention.

who needs farts when we have cunts

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[nachos1345]

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You're still not doing anything of value, and N2 is already trying to get a million.

[Expletive]

there is no purpose to anything i've ever done, nothing of worth or value to admire or see. just the same waste of space going about doing nothing of any value.


unless it's taking my cock and shoving it through the computer into this wonderful girls ready and waiting cunt.

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[Expletive]

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N2 is? Excellent. I can catch em up. Tell you what, have any one ever asked or said they'd do it.

if i can't outporn the little fucker, i'll out tit and ass him

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[nachos1345]

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No one cares.

[Expletive]

What sites can i go to which has anything you would find interesting. i don't have files to upload or anything you'd find to be cool or worth while, Damn, i don't even like me most of the time. I'm nobody, and when death comes, no one will remember, maybe not even God. So this may be all that I'll ever be, for a time at least.

[Expletive]

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I care, because I'm nothing, no one, a joke you'll give two shits about when you return to the real world. For me,there isn't a real world, just a world, I have no choice but to continue in.

or i can just post tits and ass and mail random girls my skeet.

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[Expletive]

this isn't real, this is a fucking joke, all of it is, a large stupid fucking joke. but what else is there.

cunts and tits cunts and tits cunts and tits

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[nachos1345]

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Why don't you start telling shitty jokes, it would be a hell of a lot better than this tripe.

[Expletive]

you wake up you sleep, you wake up you sleep, and the world still is evil and fucked up, people killing people and i watch, not wanting death, just wanting them to stop, then some stupid fucker comes along and restart stem cell and say some ignorant shit about it's for the greater good yet, taking one those eggs and placing them in a womb, would produce a child, yet they get pissy if one makes a gay joke, fucking idiots.

speaking of wombs, open your cunt baby, lemme in, i wanna get me a nice warm corner to skeet in, skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet

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[Expletive]

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i don't know any jokes, i could try but fuck i'm slow stupid and not that smart, and i'm not the funniest kid on the block but here goes.

no goes, skeet skeet skeet

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[Expletive]

a man finds his cow dead and kills himself,

his wife sees the cow dead and kills herself,

his son comes along and a mermaid says, screw me for ten minutes and i'll restore their life, the boy last five minutes and the mermaid eats him.

the next brother comes and sees his mother and father dead and the mermaid says the same but says twenty minutes, the boy last ten and she eats him.

the final brother comes and the mermaid promises to restore all involved including the cow if he'd last an hour,

'is that all missy? are you sure missy?'

"Why," says the mermaid.


fuck fishes give me cunts and tits


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'The cow lasted for at least two hours.'

[nachos1345]

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Not too bad, I chuckled.

[Expletive]

a lesbian chick wanted a magical dick that could last in her all night.

so at a magic shop she asked for one cock, that could keep her feeling right

it would plow away for a night and a day unless you said Rumpelstiltskin sight

so once at home and all alone she made it plow her just right,

and then she came times ten and again and got sore by its thrust might

but forgot the words and no sound was heard but her screaming 'stop alright'

it didn't stop and off she flopped back to the store that night,

erratic she drove almost flipping off road and caught an officers sight,

once she stopped it kept plowing and pop and she told him through shaky breath

of how she said magic dick away into my vagina's depth,

the officer thought and said aloud since her story won't let her pass,

he snorted twice and shook with might and said;'magic dick my ass!'

funny rhymes with cunny cunny cunny cunny

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[Boon]

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Dude, seriously, try volunteer work. You'd be amazed how good you'll feel about yourself for helping another person.

But don't try working at the food bank, cause they'll all think you're stealing the food.

[Expletive]

a boy and his chick sought cover for his dick a baby none of them want,

the boy was bit slow and off he did go to buy protection and more,

but once was there he seemed in fear alas the shop keep was a whore,

she showed him how to put it on and said this is what grocers do,

once back at home his condom on he wanted to plow in love's poo,

but once there her parents there arrived with dinner for all to share,

the girls mum said no eating of food until i say a prayer

when the prayer was done her dad was gone what happened none of them knew

she asked her boyfriend what happened to dad,

and he said smiling all blue: "Shh don't be the cost of my loss I'm almost there you fool"

"Almost there?" she asked concerned for him for he shook and trembled blue,

Finally he exhaled and Exclaimed away: "you're dad's a grocer too!"

so her dad's gay that's so not funny

instead i have tits attached to a cunny

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[Expletive]

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that might happen, but do you know how easy it is to push and type with keys?

fuck food banks unless sweet n go gals like her worked there

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[Expletive]

you know i'm trying to remember jokes but most of this shit,is from i don't know how many years and my memory is shotty at best, this feels like an epic FAIL.

you can't fail with tits and ass though

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[Expletive]

if any ladies want me, lemme know, show me what you got baby

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[Expletive]

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i'm a determined fucker, ADD and ignorance; bad combination.

And i'm fucking horny

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[n2tattoos.lol]

cumdumpster

[Expletive]

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i don't have the fucking words, to say how much i wanna fuck you silly

[nachos1345]

Oh Christ, not this again.

[Expletive]

fuck far eastern places, western bitches is but a click away


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[Expletive]

who cares about kawaii, i'll take easy on the fucking eyes any day

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[Expletive]

These stills---they look like they're from an anime or hentai---have a very beautiful girl.


but these stills are

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[nachos1345]

This is pointless.

[Expletive]

virtual cp

show a pedo fucker one of these and he's cured

http://www.thebigassblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Big-tits-and-a-ass-thats-massive-02.jpg

[Expletive]

and we like so many pieces of niceness

or lots of tits

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[Expletive]

If any one knows how to make the pictures smaller please PM me.

any ladies that are sweeter than sugar aka has tits and ass can also PM me or


fuck me silly which ever she prefers.

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[nachos1345]

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Don't post them, you can't get any smaller than that.

[Expletive]

only in japan, though it is sort of cool, if not deviant

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and this is even better, big ass sweetie

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[Expletive]

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No? That sucks, will it mess up the forums bandwidth?

to fuck it up even more, i give you TITS

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[nachos1345]

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You're killing the forum.

[carajas]

Still here?! :confused: mmm

[Expletive]

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hey, if i delete my post do i still keep my post numbers?


who needs numbers i got two tits and cunts

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[Expletive]

otherwise this exercise would have been a total waste of my fucking time.


unless of course its her and then it would be all worth it,

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[nachos1345]

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Yes, delete them all, now.

[Expletive]

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I'll experiment, if i don't lose my numbers then yes i'll delete every one, if i do, then i can't delete them.

or i can just post tits

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[Expletive]

yes i lost my count, this is unforgivable, i can't lose the hundred plus count i've gained. I'll just leave this thread be, but i won't delete shit, if i lose my numbers.

ass

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[Expletive]

fuck that shit, i'll just make my millions in other ways. Though hopefully it won't be posting too much porn because that part of the equation i don't like so much.

i have a billion sperm needing a cunt, any takers

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[nachos1345]

Just fucking stop already.

[Expletive]

Yes yes, i've stopped, no need to have a cow man.

HAVE A CUNT INSTEAD

i'm sorry though, i had my go, seconds is yours

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[Bam-Bam]

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[Expletive]

Well, I never had me a cunt before but now i want them all


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[Boon]

Oh, what the fuck is this? Now we have TWO threads with an asshole trying to post a million times??

Is that even possible?

[Expletive]

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I make peace, the only we i know,perhaps this could heal the wounds of nonsense kind sir.


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[Expletive]

Nothing like a beer with a slice of cunt.

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[Expletive]

For all things Japan, Peter Payne has the shit, though what I want can't be legally sent via air mail, it'll have to be via a sealed living quarters in the belly of a shipl

http://www.ka-wai.com/wp-content/uploads/shirayuki_q32.jpg


It may be easier just to go there

http://www.ka-wai.com/wp-content/uploads/shirayuki_q31.jpg

EDIT: If any one has any chloroform and how to detain some body please let me know, also, any addresses for safe houses in japan would be much appreciated.

[Expletive]

THE FUCKING GRAIL OF PICTURES, I'M IN LOVE.

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[Expletive]

DICK N ASS COMBO

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[Expletive]

She went all the way to Africa for something odd and black, when all she had to do was take a twenty minute trip from florida and she'd find me, stupid cunt, I hope they eat her ass, and I do mean in the actual sense and not viscerally.

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[Expletive]

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=japanese_adventurous_babe_visits_africa_fucks _tribe_www_fucd_com.wmv

If you're feeling adventurous be my guest and watch that shit, but all she's doing is fucking a bunch of smelly bush men, big fucking deal, stupid cunt.

[nachos1345]

There is no point to any of these posts.

[Expletive]

I am fucking evil, but I'll leave the words to you my fellow deviant monsters.

http://www.ka-wai.com/wp-content/uploads/revenge_of_j-schoolgirl.jpg

[Expletive]

For a while I didn't understand, then I realized; this must be some odd ball christian group imagining how life would be if wicked fucker Adam and Stupid odd ball original dumb fucking Cunt Eve, didn't eat the forbidden fruit: Every one would be naked and no one would give a fuck, until it was time to actually Fuck.
http://www.ka-wai.com/wp-content/uploads/japanese-nude-group.jpg

[Expletive]

If she likes that little thing, she'd love my dick.

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[Expletive]

teach them young for older days;

http://www.ka-wai.com/wp-content/uploads/16-year-old.gif

[Expletive]

This piece was dubbed the bare naked truth about japanese girls,

My thoughts is sometimes it's okay to have a small dick, like me.

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[Expletive]

I have a connection in Japan Code named YUUMI, she's agreed to keep this nice cunt on lock and key for me, good times

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[Expletive]

"美しい少女膣はい脂肪です!!!"


"膣パパを参照してください"

Translation: Yes dear your pussy is fat, now show it to daddy.

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[Boon]

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Except for the fact that his peen is at least hard.

[serafina]

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We sure all these chicks are legal? The second to last one scares me.

[Expletive]

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This is a constant problem, when it gets hard and I pump the fucker it goes limp again.

[Expletive]

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I stand by my sources, they're all over eighteen.

[Five Inch Taint]

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This pic makes me wanna rape a sock.

[Expletive]

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Guess what this picture makes me wanna do?

[nachos1345]

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Kill yourself, hopefully.

[Pobs]

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Looking at her.... ring Pedobear?

[Expletive]

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No silly, death always comes in good time, why rush it, I was saying that, 'it made me wanna get a blankey and cover her up, she looks cold.

[Expletive]

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Well, cover her with a blanket then ring pedo bear.

[Expletive]

http://k43.pbase.com/g1/42/577342/2/106833345.2lxwQDJ9.jpg

as it should be, and always will be, if we don't stay the course, this is in grave danger due to special interest groups aka the minority who want to mind fuck us into believing shit, well I'll never stop following the truth. Male and Female as intended, forever!

[DontSnatch]

open your mind.

[nachos1345]

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Open your ass.

[n2tattoos.lol]

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open your mouth.

[nachos1345]

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Open my ballbag and suck out the sweet nectar.

[Pobs]

Oh we're not bringing this shit back are we?

Fucking hell people!

[n2tattoos.lol]

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to be a proper post-whore, one must be willing to post in any thread.

[Pobs]

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I fucking posting didn't I?

Suck my balls!

[Boon]

LET'S GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!

Ladies and Cock-Smokers, tonight, in the Thunderdome! The Junior Flyweight title fight. In the Red China corner, wearing yellow and black polka-dot trunks, and a Pat Morita Rising Sun headband...weighing in at 106 lbs (113 lbs with 15 dicks inside him)...he appreciates fine dining, with a double order of semen...n2!!!!! And in the Black Plague corner, wearing pink knickers and black mouthguard, wait, cancel that, he's got no teeth at all...weighing in at 7 stone, the Arse-Licker of London, the Jack the Impregnator of Whitechapel...Pobs!!!!

One man enters, one man bleeds. From the anus!

[McHookerino]

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I just said this outloud in my best Brit accent


And this thread has win plastered all over it!

[Boon]

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It's more authentic if you knock out a few of your teeth, incestuously populate your country, then allow the Americans to rescue you from the Germans. Of course, in common English gratitude, you will unleash Amy Winehouse upon the World.

[McHookerino]

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Fuck that shit, you keep her rotten twat!

[Pobs]

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You desperate for someone to have a fight Boon?

Why don't you go pick on someone and take it in the 'Dome?

[Boon]

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Why don't you mow my lawn and pay ME a dollar?

[McHookerino]

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Is Pobs a gardner cause i need my yard mowed as well

[Boon]

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Nah, I just like to see the slap fighting he does in the Thunderdome.

[McHookerino]

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The Thunderdome is dead inside, I think Dangles brought it to a screeching fucking halt (with a spot on comment I might add) but that just stopped everything dead in its tracks

[Boon]

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Oh yeah, well you're a little bitch.

[bexxx]

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How bout you both blow me and give me $100 each

[n2tattoos.lol]

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WIN!!

[Expletive]

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This is the toilet sir, or thunderdome, by the way, did any one see Lesnar beat Mir, I could beat Lesnar, i'm bigger than him for sure. But if them fukers pay me enough, i'd fight anyone including Lesnar.

[Pobs]

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I would pay you $1.50 to fight Lesnar.

[Bradley Nowell]

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I'll pay you $1.50 for a hummer.

[Pobs]

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$5! No less!

[Expletive]

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is it bummer hummer or hummer the rat thatch off of cunt's snatch?

[Expletive]

okay seeing as how this bit of fuckery got the most fucking views, i'm going for that million post, which is fucking retarded to say the least, but i'm going for it, now to think i'd have to post a lot of fuckery to achieve this, ladies and fucking dicks, i, expletiveBMP, shall try and push past my 'lazy fuck you' nature and write something extraordinarly cool.

And by something i mean a random fucking picture, a made up story just underneath it. I know it sounds shitty and it is, but hopefully just hopefully, the lot of you could get involved and turn this into something than can stretch into a million post, not only by me since i don't give a fuck most of the time, and that's on a good day when i'm not fucking depressed.


edit: and no dumb fuckery with one of pred's whores with a dick in it's arse and the post that says: "Big Dick in Hot trap" or some fuckery along those lines, rather post something along these lines: "Knowing that what prostrated before him was a trap, Jesus Martinez continued his butt fucking whilst holding the thought in his head that 'it's not gay, if dicks don't touch'."

[Pobs]

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You sir, have a fuck load of posts to go. Get on it!!! :D

[Expletive]

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maybe i can go to other sites and leach ideas, because i'm not that fucking bright, and i may have brain cancer or something because it takes so much fucking effort to focus on anything, i don't focus, my fucking mind drifts, it use to be funny when for most of my life i said and did dumb fuckery but here of late, it's gotten to be tedious.

[Pobs]

you still make me lolz big fella!

[Expletive]

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then i shall double my efforts, though peasantry they may be:D

[Expletive]

Fuck, seeing as how this thread is sitting here doing absolutely nothing, what I'll do is use it to practice my Grammatical skills, or expose my various weaknesses and hope that you fucking wankers could help me out, and point out where I've strayed. Therefore, for the next twenty lines, I'm going to type the most horrendous bit of sentences ever to grace DSF since the last time one of you sick fucks posted something.

Fuck-what I've seen a few rancid cunnies in my time, but madam, your crusted drab takes the cake literally since it's a sticky, gooey, rotten egg smelling, enema like, white and yellow, cheesy creme pie of the nastiest kind. It smells of fecal bile bits and vomit, doused in vinegar, piss and pus. Reverse cow-girl shows me your asshole with it's hemorrhoids jotting out like pearls adorning the sphincter orifice, which resembles teeth as my massive nine iron shoves it's way into your tight gnarly cunt, the sphincter hemorrhoids stretch out it's teeth as if it's waiting for something to pass so it can devour it whole. Gurgling sounds escape your bowels with occasional explosive farts, burning the eyes and pinching my nose, I giggle like a shemale who has just shoved 'it's' massive snake into someone's ass and without further adieu and unable to control myself, I complete the visual comparative sojourn, and shove my slimy cheddar cheese covered cock into your waiting jagged teeth like asshole. Immediately the fecal brown of slushy mud, stream pass my dick and bathe my pubic hair in brown green muck. But unable to stop myself, i plow away some more as I feel something getting in the way; this thing tries to push my member out, it's almost as powerful as your bowel muscles trying to squeeze me out. A battle of wills ensues, as the package demands freedom, and I the parasite, demands my release but almost immediately, I feel my dick merging with what ever substance was trying to force it's way out of your bowels and it mashes itself into my cock head. And as you ride my dick for all it's worth, I feel the explosive force approach the hole of my urethra but due to the blocking muck in the way, it reverses it's course and explodes into my bladder, causing me to immediately pass out.

tell me what ya'll think, and i only write because i care

[Expletive]

My chest hurts, and my head hurts, which means i either have a tumor or heart problems or a bit of both, it's hard to focus, and simple things slip my mind on the regular, but who gives a fuck, i'm still here so fuck you, sure I'm still a fucking virgin and would like nothing more than to get laid, but as of yet i haven't done either so fuck off, and yes i haven't ended this mutha fucka in a full stop but who gives a fuck when BP could cluster fuck the sea and no one does a fuck to kill them mutha fuckas, so fuck it, lets do what ever the fuck we want just as long as it doesn't fuck with other people, and I do enjoy saying; 'my word,' and 'o my goodness, ' i do so because it sounds relatively british and nothing is more important than emulating the mother land, so fuck off, and no i don't like living here, but i can't go any where else without sneaking into your fucking country, and yes this means you America and Canada, and I'm not sneaking no fucking where hiding like a fucking cock roach, since either i live like a fucking god or stay my black fucking ass home, and yes we had a shooting less than thirty yards from our house and crime in this fucking country is out of control because people are fucking stupid, and yes I know God exist, and yes he's going to kill me unless i behave, and no i don't give a fuck about evolution since it's fucking stupid when a big bang slows down just enough to sprinkle bits of space with the right mixture then speeds up and how this is done can't be explained, so fuck you you big bang fucking idiots, and yes i study just enough science to make fun of you big bang evolutionist ass holes, and i've discoverd that porn is destructive and dangerous to healthy relationships and God'll kill you for it, and by relationship I mean man and fucking woman not woman and woman or man and fucking man since God'll kill you for it, and any church which supports gay marriage should be head fucking shot, and yes i'm as civil as Osama Bin Luden when it comes to my fundamental beliefs, so don't fuck with me, and yes God'll kill me for being a fucking burnt toast stickler when it comes to this type of thing, but i'm suffering here becaus I have so many cool scientific ideas but my mind isn't working the way I want it to to write what I want even though I fucking know what I want; i can get angry enough to write but creativity suffers because my coherence falls apart and it's fucking frustrating, i'm better than this but it feels as if parts of my brain is literally dying or melting or some shit, fuck this stupid fucking shit, i'm fucking ignorant and dumb being unable to remember shit i spent hours studying, IT'S SO FUCKING FRUSTRATING! or am i just infuckingferior?

[Expletive]

I was on a porn binge for a great many weeks, and like everything else with addiction, my seeking that unreachable high shoved my addictive needs into a dark corner of which I felt like a cheap crack whore willing to watch any dumb fuckery to get off--- that's when you have to admit you have a problem and step back a bit and leave that what-the-fuck the fuck alone. If only for a time until that fuck-all mound of lust or worthless desires, crater-fucks it's way back through the dense spiritual lacking wasteland of debauchery into the plateau of rescinding coherence and ne'er do well purposeless reasonings. Perhaps having a regular do-fuck with a wild-fuck aka runny cunny, may not cure my lustful needs, or curb this do-fuck which compromises all-the-fuck. Fucking stupidity is what it is I'll tell you fucking what. In any event this day has a promise of being a fuck me tender with barbed wire, or a proper fuck me in the pee hole with a fucking toothbrush covered in comet. Can't say which i'd prefer since both sucks-a-fuck. Another purposeless fucking stupid fuck fuck. Maybe I should read the sixty six books again and belay this dim witted self depricating moody fuck-what, namely me---this time.

Head hurts, chest hurts, gonna cook down some chicken with onions and irish ground grubs aka potatoes, and take two or three asprin, make some lemonade, and watch to see if this off again on again fuck rain whats it, makes a tornado, or intentionally raise the humidity enough so this god awful heat will result in my destitution. Excelsior bitches!

[Expletive]

Mutha-fucka I'm still alive, ain't it cool? Twenty Five years ago me mum had many books on psychology and all of it's aspects, and it's only been very recently, when I've gotten a handle on the fucking crazies, that I've been able to psychoanalyze myself. Though my mind slips, and it's infinitely more difficult to remember shit i've Just read, shit i've read when I was a wee lad (when I was more interested in the chapter in her books on sexual whats it) are returning to the fore of my consciousness which enables me to be able to recall truisms I learned at that time. Thus, I have a clearer picture of what afflicts me beyond the obvious. Though my problems could be partially due to some form of mental illness and real physical ills which could very well be life threatning, the final result is it conflicts with my mental calm, therefore I've layered my mind with so many not to do and to do boundries, that for the most part, my mind is muffled, and emotional states could be compared to a person drowning in water only able to break the surface of the water now and again and scream for help, just to be submerged in that ocean again where they have to fight to get a word out, if only a scream. I can still feel to a point but even this is become harder to do. Though it's only buried under so much stuff, that stuff is becoming more and more dense and much deeper, because the crazies grows in strength and their attacks are more frequent, my layers of control had to also increase, still, for the longest time I thought I was a sociopath, only to realize that over all, though I have stray thoughts of incredible violence, a part of me still hates the thought of spilling blood. Though, I still feel a lot of violence in my mind, which is incredibly troubling. A proper cause of a good much of those conflicting feelings comes from porn, I've come to the appreciation that I hate porn, but when I'm afflicted by lust, I find it increasingly difficult to resist it, at times I'm overwhelmed and this makes me disgusted with myself since there is nothing remotely appealing about porn, even shemale porn:evilgrin: . That shit destroys relationships and endangers mental coherence, at least my mental coherence, and relationships? Well, I've witnessed fuckers break up their marriages to find fucking tramps they see in these fucking porn movies which is why I've always enjoyed watching homemade porn a lot more with regular looking dames and not the hollywood glamour attached to professional porn stars, though ultimately they're all fucking pointless, it's like homosexuality, and watching other people eat food: WHAT'S THE FUCKING POINT?

They're times I feel like I hate every one and every thing, and living at home with my family helped me control that bit of rage, or at least reacting and explosively showing every one who the fuck I am. But mum knows I'm fucking bonkers because all of us, and there's 6, are always fucking raging and hating between fuck you and I'm gonna kill you, so she's not surprised. I tell her some times that it's hard to control that bit of crazy which crawls it's way out most of the time, even though my raging family has helped me control it by watching them lose it and fucking rage, mine is always there.

It helps to be modest and to realize I'm not God, nor do I have his eternal power, so when the crazies want me to do something untowards I'd just say something like: 'Why the fuck don't you get powers on God's level, or make me a God like one. No? Beyond your abilities? So you just want me to hurt some one or do something incredibly untowards to an un suspecting victim so you'll get a thrill? Well then, fuck you, you odd sensation which rears your ugly fucking head now and again--- make me a god, then we'll talk." Sounds silly I know, but when the crazies fucking want to fuck up some one, or convince you to stalk some dame to rape em, it doesn't sound so crazy in my mind at that time.

I'm literally shocked that I'm not depressed like I was yesterday and two weeks before that. Saturday I couldn't sleep because the crazies had a fucking ball with my mind, I should have prayed, but I was afraid to because I'd just watched a bit of god awful porn (throat fucking vomitting and shit)---fuck porn!

Maybe I should drop all this weird shit and just try and serve God, but I'm always bursting with craziness, it's when Expletive gets to rant, there is some relief. What a fucking odd life, but I'm still here, for as long as I can be. Or as long as the Creator allows me to be, which probably won't last for much longer. You lot may say there's no God and any one who believes in God is a fool, but if it wasn't for that belief, I'd probably be killing fuckers for no reason. Besides, how the fuck can I follow science when it fucking cheats and lies and ask us to believe states which makes no sense. You lot says there's no God because his state is un believeable, but fucking science demands we accept that there is no way to know the exact position of anything but we must accept that something is and isn't at the same time, and this is the foundation of your faith in big bangs, so in other words, it's like saying you must have faith a particle that can do this thing and cannot do this thing which explains how it does all it does; which is whatever is necessary to explain our fucking crazy theories, that's fucking stupid if you ask me, either your here or there, dead or alive, and being in a box is only retcon fuckas.

[Expletive]

Census is almost over, i guess, maybe I'll be paid in full, maybe not, truth is, I wish I never got involved in this shit, it isn't too complicated, it's just too much. It has been the bane of my existence since April because what they're attempting, has never been tried anywhere on this fucking planet, which makes this some sort of record, and if I had another month with my hundreds of books, I'd make them all gold, instead of just bronze. But I no longer give a shit, my writing's suffered, my faith has suffered, my stalking skillz of fuckers on dsf has suffered, it's become a true tragedy. There is almost a extreme change in my personality; I've gotten tired of the feeling of my hand against my dick, I wanna feel a woman's mouth on my dick, or her cunt, regardless of how it smells. I know, I know, sometimes, a dames cunt smells worse than pus bile soup, but fuck, there are dudes shoving their dicks in shitty assholes and plowing away regardless, so a smelly cunt, I can do. At least I believe I can do a smelly one, fuck, I can do a smelly cunt, it must be better than my rough lube filled mits called fucking hands.

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Thanks nOOb, for bumping this shit BTT. Way to go fucker. You should be forced to read this entire thread over and over and over and over and over and over and over.

[spiralstairs74]

UUUUUUUUUUuuum

[Expletive]

Having religion is something special, hell, it's rather brilliant. Sure it isn't as much fun as being an Islamic jack ass, or a hindu bs'er, but it's pretty good. And it does wonders for the crazies. Not to mention the women there are always lovely and ready for a good man to love them proper. Only one problem; I'm Fucking Crazy, and I spend most of my time trying to control said crazies. Sure with my family I keep it in check well enough, and it took many long years to adapt to that. But the fear is always that I'd forget my mental excercises and do something fucking un-fixable. And where would we be then? Probably fucked. So it's best my odd mindset go where people are probably crazier than I am, which will help me control my own trouble.

The true tragedy is that the crazies is fucking with my creativity and writing ability, and I'm not having it. I'm fucking fighting for my writing power, and I won't stop until I'm back to where i was five years ago. And by creativity I mean the ability to think and write awesome shit, not actually write anything proper since, my grammatical fuck-ups meets and exceeds jesus martinez.

[Expletive]

I'm having one of those fuck you days. Have you ever had one of those fuck you days? I'm having one right now. Fuck you, Fuck you, really FUCK YOU! I don't feel any better though. As a matter of a fact, I feel like taking a nap while the world turns to shit and die. Fuck you all, now die. That's how I'm feeling today. But it'd be sad if all the Cunny Bleed out there went away, because then, I'd have no where to put my cock. And that my friends, would be sad. Of course I can follow fashion and do what Piff Diddles and Kanye West did and turn bisexual and shove my dick up asses, or find a good shemale and claim not to know she has that little extra in front---and give a proper shitter a go. But then, that'd be fucking dumb. Not when I can have my fucking pie and eat it to; It'd be much cooler to have a Cunny Bleed because they autmatically come with butt holes, Thus, I can have straight up sex or pseudo gay sex whenever I wanted to. Because admittedly, if you're a guy, and you fucked your girl in the ass, you're pseudo-gay. Not straight up butt-fucking or Fucking-butt taking Faggot. But, Pseudo-gay.

And if you're a straight up Fag who likes the boys, well---Fuck You, but not in the sexual way, the forget you way. And you can have your rights and reppeal don't ask don't tell. And all that other good stuff Faggots do when they're not fucking each other up the ass, or eating Cunny Bleeds, or whatever it is faggots do. But know that you have my support---to breathe fucking oxygen. Beyond that; FUCK YOU!

Now if you're a straight guy who is a sick fuck, and has watched faggotry and shemale porn because you don't give a fuck. Then continue having an open mind when it comes to smut, just be sure to encrypt your child porn because the law don't play nice; they're all a bunch of hypocritical bitches. And you lot don't want to be addressed as a sexual predators because you happened to watch something with your eyes. Because the next thing you know, court, jail and self rightious fucks will be having meetings before your ass moves into town. And if they don't murder your ass or beat you senseless or have you weeping like a bitch every fucking day to be left alone. They'll go to their congressman or mayor and have you living under bridges and shit because technically, children are every where. And you're not allowed a hundred yards near kids; and that's malls, schools, hospitals, bathrooms, fast food joints, any food joints, on high ways, at your mom's, at your wife's, in bars and every where else other than Ohio. But this watching child porn thing is silly. That's like saying because I played Rapelay, I'm going to rape bitches. I mean seriously. Some one needs to have the balls to say, 'because I watch child porn doesn't mean I'll fuck kids'. And then finish off with a 'hey, I watch faggot porn, and you don't see me licking some guy's ass followed by fucking it till it bleeds, now do you'? You can't stop the internets, the internets stop you. But if you find yourself looking at kids funny, then go to the nearest police station and tell them when you think about kids you touch yourself. They'll take good care of you from then on. Scouts honor.

Trust me, America is becoming more tolerent all the time, so who knows, maybe they'll listen. Then again, it's FUCK YOU DAY.

[Expletive]

It's really amazing how far holly-wood has fallen. No I'm not talking about Lindsey Lohan, or the Warcowski Brother and his shemale sister ( Though they could go fuck themselves with their faggot movie ). I mean how holly's wood fucked over Gordon Gekko. Wallstreet isn't a classic, it's a Biography of big business in the United States. And in my humblest opinion, everyone who wants to be a republican or get into business should watch Wallstreet until the can recite Gordon Gekko's line's by heart. Forget nay sayers bullshit about how being a pig doesn't pay off, greed for a lack of a better word, is good. So what if a few million people get's fucked along the way; that's the shit that makes America great. And it isn't about republicans or democrats, it's about takers and givers. Now a taker doesn't wear draws, they're walking around with their ass exposed knowing that at any moment, a giver will pop a cock in their ass. Sure it's rape, sure it's wrong, sure it's unfair---maybe unethical. But for the giver, it's pleasurable. The unfortunate taker falls through the cracks and dies, and the giver takes their cherry and goes on the hunt for another butt cherry to claim. All the while the taker doesn't want to be butt fucked, but can't afford the draws to at best hinder, the shark cock. So they don't wear any due to financial have nots, and relies on the hope that they're fast enough to get out of the givers way. And to add insult to injury, the taker is blind folded so they can't see the giver, and their ears are muffled so they can't hear them coming. So to avoid being butt fucked, they run around endlessly, like a chicken without a head, until they drop dead. And the one's slightly better off, to afford a pair of draws, is only relatively safe since, the draws is but a deterent: A means of keeping the giver at bay, hopefully long enough, to either get away, or put your affairs in order before the unavoidable butt fucking begins.

The giver usually sits up their with the big boys in congress or in big business, so when the shit's about to hit the fan, they sell their shitty stock for modest gain. Or buy it when it's going cheap, knowing that it'll be selling for top dollar in a few hours, doubling or trippling their gain. God bless America. I feel for you if you've lost your home. Or don't have insurance to take care of your kids. I feel for you. Really I do. But maybe, if you were more like Gordon Gekko instead of Bud Fox, you'd be the one fucking people in the ass. But me, I'm not even Bud Fox, I'm the fucking moron that washed his fucking car, but I'm trying to be the fucking Gekko.

Olivia Stone fucked up wallstreet 2 because Gekko has now become a remorseful pussy. When he should have been Dick Cheney.

I'm going to write a beautiful piece about Stargate Universe (fuck you, Atlantis was great, what the fuck is this shit that stargate has become; a dyke, seven of nine (with fish cooties), phlox, archer, reggie (from archie), Samuel Jackson (only shorter), Benjamin Linus and a Hurly wannabe. This is your fucking response? Atlantis numbers was 1.6 to 1.8, ya'll numbers around 1.3, what the fuck does that tell you?) The reason why I'm writing this piece is because Stargate was always the single show I couldn't miss, first with SG1 then Atlantis. I missed a lot of Universe, went online to watch the episodes I didn't watch, appreciated why I didn't watch it, and deleted the videos. But like the father who couldn't have kids then he had one son, who turned out to be a fag, and though he hates his son, his skeet ain't functioning, so it's the fag, or not. So through tears and vomit, he accepts his son's right to be called his son, but told him never to come around until he makes a few grand kids---I have no choice, but to allow SGU their time, though I hate that fucking show. It has potential. Time was a good episode. The rest was pure shit; every one's bitching about feelings. And they threw in a dyke to be edgy, I'm not being hateful I'm serious. The fuckers said they wanted the show to be edgy, so they threw in a dyke. Their words, not mine. If you wanted to make that shit edgy, throw in a character who has a very young wife who is barely thirteen,and she's one of his wives and they're mormons or better yet, muslims. Or have a woman married to a shemale. Or have a guy or girl who cloned themselves and they're fucking their clone. Now that shit, would be edgy.


Fuck the Warchowski Brother and his bitch shemale sister, and their gay movie! Tell the shemale to post her/he/it/WHAT THE FUCK EVER/tits with dick personal movie of it taking the brother's cock. Now that shit'll sell. Pred could promote it and everything.

One day I'll regret all this freedom I'm enjoying. So until then, have a pleasant day and don't hate me as much. A preemptive FUCK YOU just in case.

How am I doing? Read the above post and you tell me.

[Expletive]

Fuck SyFy, seriously, Fuck SyFy. I could blame Joseph Mallozzi, or Carl Binder, or Robert Cooper (of whom SukFu forced under a speeding bus). But in the end it would all fall back into Scifi's fucking lap (hold on, I'll explain who they are eventually). Science Fiction used to be about inspiring the next generation's imagination to do off the wall shit that would propel us into space. Where we could start murdering other civilizations because they don't look like us. But instead, that fucking station sacrificed substance for bullshit. And extra buttery loosey goosey, stupid mutha-fucking shit, that only entertains brain dead assholes.

I'M TALKING TO YOU, WHO WATCH DESTINATION TRUTH OR GHOST HUNTERS OR ANY OF THAT STUPID FUCKING BULLSHIT THAT'S AS REAL AS MILLI VANILLI'S VOICES ON THEIR ALBUMS.

Startrek inspired so many people, the original one that is. And thanks to ST:TNG (if you don't know what that means then, it's Star Trek The Next Generation. Just in case during that time you were busy swinging in your father's balls when it premiered. Or reaching the full depths of some crack whore's crusted cheesy cunt after binge drinking and crack smoking) some bloke at Apple created quicktime which led to the mp3 revolution, which made therapy possible for crazy fuckers such as myself.


So we're watching SG1 and they're on about something to do with crystal circuitry. So naturally since this, we're using black diamond based circuitry which can take much more power (which equates to a lot more heat, without melting); increasing processsing power, and enabling any device with this black diamond stuff to be able to survive an electromagnetic fuck death wave from the sun. FUCK YOU SUN!

I'm not the cunny bleed expert like the rest of you lot, but I do know my science fiction. Such as, I know enough about Science Fiction and Science Fantasy to know they're as different as day from night---thanks to Mr Plinkett at Red who gives a fuck--- which is: Science Fantasy is more flashy ubelievable bullshit like Starwars, where things do fuck all instantly. And Star Trek is more Science Fiction, and can do naught fuck unless it makes sense.
So we know in Star Trek they have a warp nacelles which generates a warp field, essentially bending space. And all of this is thanks to a warp core, which needs coolant, and coils, and plasma, and matter antimatter mixture chamber.
Starwars: press a fucking button and hold onto your balls, because you're going faster than light with the power of who gives a fuck!
Startrek: you'd better hope you have enough dillithium crystals, and enough coolant, and Geordi Laforge or Scotty, otherwise, you're fucked.

But as silly as all this science fiction space ships and invaders is, kids ate that shit up---not to mention I did. And I dreamed bold because of all of it. And thanks to startrek, generations has been inspired, and continue to be so. We should be looking to SCIFI or SukFu or SickFucks to give us inspiring shit to lead our and the next generations into more bold attempts to bridge time and space, and all in between.

SciFi sucks, and Eureka and Warehouse 13 is as inspiring as my next bowel movement. But the only show that could have made a difference, was Stargate. Why? Because it made the millitary look cool, and space easy. And if we know anything, joining the Millitary is akin to Russian Roulette, and Space is almost asking to die. But it made those things seem not so bad, because it's better to burn up than to fade away (FUCK ALL THAT SHIT THOUGH, I'M FINE FADING AWAY). But how many young people joined the millitary because of Stargate, or want to be Astronauts because of Startrek? But SyFy decides they can't afford both SGA and SGU, so not wanting to run out of steam in two years with SGA, Robert and crew decides to give SGU a go. But there was one problem; 1.8 million people watched SGA religiously. And the numbers trippled when considering the digital recordings to be watched later. Hoping all Stargate fans were just a bunch of followers they decided to drop SGA.

Bad move, now every one's pretty much pissed, and many have simply given up on the entire franchise. So the guys in charge say they'll let SGA die, and won't do any movies if SGU is cancelled. Now that's rather childish isn't it? But I can't blame them, they're like the guy who left his old wife for a fine young thing, who turns out to be a nasty slut whore, who fucks daily nine men. And three of them are black with bigger dicks---the kids get silly at ole' Papa for kicking out their loving realiable Mum for a nympho who has cooties. not to mention this Jezebel keeps semen from her lovers in the freezer to swallow later. And Papa, knowing he was wrong, and made a HUGE FUCKING MISTAKE, threatens the kids with starvation if they don't get with the program.

But all in all, we can't blame Papa, we have to blame his dick---SciFi is that Dick. Sure they're capable of such wonderful creativity on those rare occasions. And I do mean 'rare occasions'. Like this here Mandrake.

To save face, the Producers of the show, and the big cheesey dicks in scifi decided to throw Robert Cooper under a bus. Which was warranted because he promised SGU would be special, and every one would eat it up. But instead every one hates it, except for those noobs who knows fuck all about the Stargate franchise, and trolls. And being the chief troll, I'm warranted to give SGU as much opportunities as it needs to get it's act straight. And I'll watch, even if it's just to bitch later on about how much I hate the show. But I get Joseph, and Carl and everyone else defending this pile of shit: After all, if it fails they're fucked; no more cunny money, and that my friends, would be a real tragedy.

But apparently SciFi is making more money from these reality bullshit shows, and the extra numbers they're getting from warehouse 13 and Eureka surpasses Stargate. All of that bullshit equates to more money for them.

Thus, in the spirit of Gordon Gekko, greed is good, so fuck creativity and space, and the future. It's better to be rich in purgatory than to serve in Nirvana :D .

I should proof read this shit but fuck you I'm tired!

[Expletive]

O look, all my shit I've written is gone. I'm so sad, I may just try and suck my own cock. Seriously, I just might. Who knows, maybe I'll hate the taste of my cock in my mouth, maybe I'll like it. Sucking one's cock must be some natural need guys have when they're feeling like shit---instead of sucking their thumb, they curl up into a ball and suck their cock. Five inches and a fat fucking belly means, I have a better chance of forcing my cock into my asshole, before I'll ever suck my own cock. Never tried to force my cock into my ass, maybe it's impossible because my cock is only five inches long. and my taint is naturally five inches, so that leaves another four inches or so just to go. Fuck me, that's sad: Can't even service my cock with a mouth or a nice warm hole, even if it is filled with shit.

[Expletive]

Fuck no, Fuck no, they canned Caprica. Fuck you Scifi.


Let's look at some awesome cunny to help with our infinite sadness which is due to the cancellation of another awesome show, by the evil board of fuckers, aka, scifi.


http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/cms/ul/20101101-FP_5978542_TRG_Johansson_Scarlett_Mango_103110.jpg

Scarlett Johansson the German , is supposedly hot. But I don't get it, and it isn't because I haven't tried to figure out what makes her hot. And it isn't because I've never fucked cunny, and is still a virgin. I just don't get it. Why the fuck is she so special again? Some fuckers called this bit of fluff a goddess. Then yea, she's a goddess---no she isn't. Maybe it's because she fucks good. As if any of us losers would ever know how this broad fucks. Maybe it's because she captures the past elegance that Hollywood had decades ago. Or maybe it's because we're so desperate, that any semi-whats it mucken fuck, gets us hot and sweaty. In any event, she's not as hot as they say she is.
Has the pain of Caprica's cancellation eased up a bit? Not for me either. I'm still hurting.


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It's J-Wwooow, what the fuck!!!! She's an awesome bit of cunny, even if her boobs are fake, and she looks simple. I'm so desperate, I'd suck any cunny bleed. Even one belonging to J-wwoow. She's not a tranny is she, because she looks like a tranny. And I don't want to have a tranny dick in my mouth. Not that I'm knocking you lot that likes tranny dick. But for goodness sake don't suck the dick of a dude looking tranny or a regular dude, because then, you'd be gay.


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Curvaceous goddess brightest sky, i'll suck her cunny 'til It's dry, until it's dry I'll over cum, in her ass to chew dimpled bum, and chewing pleasures seek her pie, cottage cheese or cellulite skies, in any event i'll suck her splendor, this awesome princess of endless wonders.

I'm feeling a bit better, though it still hurts. Caprica---*sob*.

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By by love, I see your bum, between those mounds, I want to cum. Cum cum aplenty, ten ten wood, in your moistened cherry,her fatness is good.

I'm nearly there, nearly there. I'll overcome, I'll overcome.

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What the fuck is this shit? Jennifer Garner's ass crack? Fuck me, I'm miserable again. Fuck you scifi fuck you!!!!!


Stargate Universe though is getting better, if you lot don't watch, you should. Because it has lesbians, and alien anal cavity insertions, and aliens putting their blue dicks in girls mouth to reprogram their brains. Good shit. Except for the lesbian bit, because they're sort of butch looking. Not hot in the slightest or the least.

[Expletive]

Have you seen anything more ridiculous than this outfit? And the way she's holding that mike, looks as if she's about to gobble a dick.

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I like it when people say that we're dead beats for calling these people dead beats. And how we wish we were as awesome as they are. Fuck that dumb shit. When I'm joking around and I'd say, Kim K is more awesome than this one or that one, that's just me talking dumb shit. But in reality, they're as fucking sad as we are. I don't know about you lot, but I know I'm fucked up, and a loser, but if you think these people are better than we are, then you're fucking retarded. If they're so awesome, then why the fuck are they so unhappy? Answer, because having shit doesn't make you happy, and being famous doesn't make you happy, you have to make yourself happy, even if you're not. So I can make fun of this chow chow ding dong fabrication, all I want. Because she's as important to me as a bit of skeet that erupted from my dick when I watched a BBW get double tapped by a BBC; my towel caught that skeet, and it's probably already dried by now.

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This is Rhianna, and there are literally no words, though I can add she hasn't look better, if you think she has ever looked good. But fuck her if she believes she's a trend setter, because Madonna's been doing this blase bullshit for almost thirty years, so it's old, so if Rhianna wants to impress me, wear regular clothing for a fucking month, because at the moment, she's running neck to neck with gaga and keisha for looks that's completely fucking stupid---ironically, Keisha thanks Rhianna for being her major influence in dress and acting like a complete crack whore. Wonders never cease, and shit like this is what's wrong with the world today; it's like a circle jerk; one destitute gets off watching another fiend, who inspires another demon, and all of them are blowing their wads on the other one's hands and dicks. Vomit worthy, truly vomit worthy.

I'm feeling like a proper fuck you today, after missing Fuck You Tuesday for a long long time. And mood swings and misplaced attempts at playing my guitar aside, I've had an unusual couple of weeks. No doubt, I'm dying even faster in slow motion, and I'm not loving it, I hope I make it to see my 34 in December and 340.000,000,000,000,000,000,000 in a "minute", so let's pray ya'll, and if ya'll really hope and pray I live to see that and more, I'll light a candle in ya'll memory every eon or so. otherwise FUCK OFF!

edit: I forgot to link the image, it truly is fuck you tuesday, or maybe it's because of just watching SGU, Stargate Unvierse, powerful episode it was. you should watch, but knowing you lot, you probably watched that gay club bukkake love show glee, so fuck glee watchers, SGU is a man's man show, even if it's depressing. I like depressing.

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BRING BACK SGU YOUS FAGGOTS, FUCK YOU SYFY!!!!! I'LL NEVER WATCH YOU OR YOUR PARENT COMPANY AND WILL FOREVER DOWNLOAD YA'LL SHIT!

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SUCH GRACE AND BEAUTY STARGATE UNIVERSE HAD, MUCH LIKE BREE OLSON.

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SO MUCH PURPOSE, EVEN WHEN IT WAS ON THE SHITS IT WAS STILL ADORABLE AND BEARABLE, MUCH LIKE BREE ON THE SHITS

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THIS IS THE SHIP IN QUESTION

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNGcQ8tJIv4


THIS IS RUSH EXPLAINING DESTINY SOME WHAT BUT FIRST, LOOK AT THE TITS!

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The above image was posted by our own Max Bailey and here's the thread, some awesome bits of awesome cunny if you ask me, though it's doubtful any of these beauties will be seeing my beast, and by my beast i mean my fucking face; i'm hideous. And not so much my five inch dick, which makes me some what of a ....aw fuck it!

Here's the thread: http://forum.drunkenstepfather.com/showthread.php?t=35408&page=14

Rush explaining Destiny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9L978OMH34&feature=related

Now for my rant; I feel worthless, purposeless, pointless, uninterested, disjointed, jaded, bored, depressed, sad, lonely, tepid and partially credulous. Maybe it's the hole in my spirit where my faith should be, maybe I'm just fucking damaged, maybe it's fate, or maybe its how I really am, and I should learn to do all things in this state of perpetual depression. Waves of self loathing washes over me, and I want out of everything. But that part of me that is credulous demands I believe in the light at the end of the fucking hole; even if that light reveals stakes to impale my rotted flesh. Credulousness reassures, that even in that moment, with a terrible death immanent, at least I will not perish in the dark. Fucking hilarious. Wish I had a bit of cunny to sniff at my whim, or for her pleasure, to take my mind from this sadness. But I guess, there's none to be had since, I'd have to lose my virginity to claim one.

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I've thought about it, and writing a million post could very well backfire; sure it'll put Hayzeus on the map, but who the fuck would read a million post? And me being a pretending pretentious asshole couldn't necessarily make each post about bullshit or place one or two letters. That would be fucking cheating, and though I'm a tall smelly fat blacker than black muthafucka with a five inch penis, I am not a cheater. So for the next six hours I'm going to post a hundred post, and it's going to be a story I would have just made up. Sure it'll probably suck, but I intend to make it as salacious as possible seeing as how I'm a virgin who has never fucked, and writing about dick in cunny is a private pleasure of mine--- that and masturbating to porn; and dreaming of how cunny smells regardless of it's states; even if it's filled with yeast cheese curds and milk duds.

Since I'm spamming Stargate and it's related characters, my story will be about two people about to die on board the Stargate Universe Ship Destiny 9 billion light years away from it all, on the far side of the galaxy, and the ship is being attacked by something that's fucking over the crew, and a tall black, some what fat mutha fucka and a crew member named Jessica Layman is attempting to ascend to a higher plane through sex, to escape the eventual death.

Edit: i'll post pictures when I get the okay from Admin that their host won't dump them for crossing the streams.

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Firstly, the how and the why, the most boring part of the story, but after this, It'll be gory for about twenty post, and then the last eighty or so will be salacious and nasty. I'll even throw in the yeast cheesy goodness. I've typed this bit thus far, the rest will take a bit longer to construct, but I'll do my best.


Paul Howard stood on the observation deck of Destiny and looked at the luminescent blue that constituted the Faster than light aura associated seemingly with only Destiny, and marveled at it's celestial beauty. Like blue fire it lapped around the massive ship, and continuously moved as if it was liquid: an ever present seemingly exotic globules of blue fire. The age and size of Destiny alone struck awe in Howard, who just two years before, knew nothing of the SGC or it's many projects, nor did he realize how many times the earth almost got destroyed by powers beyond imagination, wielded by beings infinitely worse than anything his nightmares could fabricate. But once introduced into the SGC
(Introduction into the SGC HOW :while searching the shores of one of the Bahama Islands for jewelry dropped by tourist, Howard happened upon a piece of a Wraith dart, namely most of it, and upon publishing his photos online, and asking for funds to help him dig it out of the sand and for transportation, Howard was beamed aboard the General Hammond and asked the location of the Wraith dart, Howard not being that thick, was able to put 2 and 2 together and asked to be a part of all of this, or he'd never tell them where it was. Col Samantha Carter called General O'neil and General O'Neil was beamed on board the ship, and upon meeting Howard--- who was a regular guy--- who had no skills of which to speak of, the General asked Howard what he could do. Howard said firmly that he could clean, and O'Neil said that he was hired---since cleaning was designated to military personel, and they never did anything properly, and from then on Howard was on board the General Hammond. He told his mother that he was going to a secret monitoring base in the North Pole for the United States, but that he'd contact her regularly. His mom didn't mind really since Howard was 37years of age, and wasn't married or with kids like her other children, and it was nice that her son was doing something fantastic, and the two thousand she received monthly was able to take care of all their bills and then some.), like a new born in need of sustenance, greedily, Paul devoured every scrap of information he was allowed to see on all the celestial players, from the snake like Goa'uld to the god like Ori, and all in between. And almost immediately, Howard asked his Handler Captain Jessica Layman United States Air Force, if he could serve on Atlantis. Howard assured her that he'd try his best to clean every toilet in the entire city if they allowed him to go there. But Howard was instead assigned to the Icarus base. And upon meeting Nicholas Rush; who was rude, abbrassive and couldn't be bothered with anyone other than his support staff, Howard looked up to him (or down at him since Howard was 6'4" tall weighing 320lbs and is as black as night). Though Rush was almost always rude, Howard still cleaned his room, and took his clothes to the laundry. And that's when Howard's education began. Rush would leave dozens of scraps of paper with data and information, and Howard would read these. Though Howard was a wannabe polymath, he hadn't the focus or the determination to put in the study hours to make himself better. So he'd surface read enough information to be familiar with the topic, but not enough to be intimately associated with it. All that changed when they got stranded on the far side of the Universe, and Howard who always remained in a state of perpetual depression, and would have to reach incredibly hard to do the simpliest of things---even things he liked, found great joy when he fell through the gate. The the other 80 odd fellow crew members would disagree, Howard suddenly felt a surge of exhuberence he hadn't felt before, and no day was a bad day for him; listlessness, depression, weakness, lack of focus, all of these were gone. What remained was a centrailized being, like a child in the candy shop, and Howard couldn't help but think of the Movie Pandorum, and felt that this is what Pandorum meant; less the rape, murder and general insidiousness. Jessica Layman who was also assigned to Icarus, didn't share Howard's ethusiasm, and almost always complained. Howard understood why she felt as she did, so he did everything in his power to make her time on Destiny pleasant. Howard loved Jessica as if she was his sister, and told her as much repeatedly, which was out of character for Howard who hadn't told any one anything remotely endearing due to the layers of bad feelings he always had, and his usual negative out look on life. But here, infinitely far from everything, Howard felt like a new man, unplugged from what he was, with a potential to be something more, if not greater. Greater and better, for each day was a new day of adventure, even though the last few months has been deadly, but, for Paul Howard formerly of Nassau Village Nassau Bahamas, living on a starship billions of years of time away from earth, every moment of danger only spoke of the divinity of his circumstance, and the celestial truth of his state since, Paul saw all of it as a gift from God, and any thing and everything was, and is, an opportunity to show God his appreciation. Paul like any man on board the ship, and few if not most of the women, shared porn and other such suspect material to either pass the time, or to releave the sexual burdens extreme circumstances and or stresses of this type usually inccurs.

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A few stranglers found their way from their many cubbyholes which they spent most of their time, to look out into the electrical blue and reflect, or perhaps regret, that they had boarded the massive vessel. Paul noticed among them his friend Jessica Layman, and in that moment, his mind reflected on her. Jessica had auburn hair, but was actually blond. The color of her hair now had two shades due to the new hair freshly grown, and the auburn dye which was there before. Paul Howard had seen many things like that through out the ship with everyone. Or mainly with civilians, the military portion of the crew, kept themselves looking and nearly smelling the same. People smelled a lot riper than they would've ordinarily, and most of them had rashes whenever they used the toiletries manufactured post Destiny. So when their rationed deodorants and soap ran out, they simply refused to use any supplements, and would bathe in hot water three to four times a day. The water used for bathing was recycled so no harm done. Jessica like many others would walk about Destiny moping of lives left behind, and would accomplish nothing. Paul tried his best to breathe new life into daily activities by discreetly sharing porn with those who wanted it. Also because he would clean for the alpha staff and now the alpha crew, he offered to clean quarters and do laundry. Specifically he wanted to do all this for Jessica, but when she said 'no' he quickly offered it to others who needed someone to look out for them; the media content and the cleaning services. Not only did he peddle smut, but also regular movies and music. After the Lucian alliance invasion, and Jessica thought they were all going to die. Jessica asked for porn to distract her mind; Layman liked cunny eating videos, and for a time, Howard thought she was gay, that was until she asked for pussy monster videos with dudes doing the eating. Paul the classic version may have looked at this and thought nothing of it; so dampened was Paul Howard that any sexual conversations with the opposite sex would be avoided. But since boarding Destiny, Paul felt no qualms about discussing male and female anatomy, or actually being a smut peddler. Some one joked that he'd forsaken the Creator by becoming the smut king, but Paul told his naysayers about wicked king Manasseh who had killed his own children via sacrifice, and led the nation of Israel into worshiping false gods, but was ultimately forgiven when he repented and merited forgiveness.

(I could alter my post as I see fit, and I'm breaking with the constant story bit through out because I'm an asshole. What the fuck is this shit about, I'm talking about Baby Doc returning to Haiti. Doesn't he realize that if he goes down there and cause shit, more refugees is going to come here. What an asshole; willing to cause civil war just to get back in power. People always ask what is up with Haiti, I tell them to ask fucking France for telling other nations not to trade with Haiti until they paid back trillions of francs France lost due to Haiti's democracy)

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(I gotta do better than that bit of greasy shit I posted previously, even though I'm fucking tired and fucking bored, and want to do something else. So I'm kicking shit into high gear, but being a pretending asshole, I gotta flesh these fuckers out a bit more. I'm staying the fuck away from Alpha crew members and will keep this shit just with the support crew.)

Jessica was using a pseudo-aspirin remedy to help relieve a tooth ache, but it wasn't strong enough, so she had to mix it with moonshine. Jessica had lost some weight because of the constant vomiting she had whenever she mixed the two. And trying to eat the food lately left a lot to be desired. She confided in Paul, but mostly about her husband and child she'd left behind, and how she'd never see them again. Paul wondered about Jessica's husband since she said minimal things about him, but only seemed to talk about the kid, thus, intrigued, Howard asked to hear about him. And for the next several months, Jessica spoke of her husband on several occasions, sometimes repeating things Paul had heard before. Even though she shared, Paul felt she was hiding something, or leaving gaps in her recounts. A few days previous, Howard and Jessica sat down talking about her family staring at the blue ship aura and Jessica scratched her crotch and cried out in shame after she did it. Paul assured her that it wasn't a big deal. But Jessica still left the mess hall. Later that evening Paul found Jessica on the observation deck and she told him about the harsh mixtures that substitutes for toiletries, and how they caused nasty rashes. "I have stinky pussy!" Exclaimed Jessica Layman suddenly, shocking other observers, and causing a few to leave. Paul told her bluntly that it didnt' matter because he was in love with Jessica, and he would always love her, and he'd give anything to be hers even though he was a black, ugly man who was too tall and had a small penis, he apologized and said he understood if she wouldn't talk to him anymore, and that he'd never speak of it again, because some day she'll get home to see her family. Jessica stopped Howard from walking away and asked if he had any new movies to give her. Howard asked her if he could speak bluntly and Jessica laughed loudly; "C'mon Paul, I just told you I have a stinky snatch and you said you'd love me forever, I'm sure we're way past blunt, so out with it."
"Did your Husband ever perform oral sex on you?" Though seemingly out of place, Paul asked because of Jessica's love of cunnilingus videos, which was surprisingly rare because other women on board who Howard had heard were in relationships; most were straight with one or two who were gay said that, their partners ate the awful goodness of cunny. And these women didn't necessarily ask for porn that dealt with cunnilingus but wanted videos about shemales, and strap-ons and DTD and anal. Jessica Layman smiled sheepishly,
"No Paul he didn't," said Jessica and she reached beneath her skirt and scratched her crotch, which prompted Paul to take her hand and kiss her fingers as she brought them out for air. Jessica got up and left without a word. Paul knew she needed time, and decided to give it to her.
Days since, Paul hardly saw Jessica, and she didn't answer the door when he went to it. But the previous day when he went to her door, he found a bunch of clothes to be washed, and Paul quickly took it to the bathing facilities and cleaned everything of hers, using the lime liquid they developed for cleaning. And upon completion, he placed her clothes on heating vents that blew steam up through various channels from the ships massive engines which heated the bathing tank, which caused the steam to condense into water, to repeat the process. Upon returning her clothing, he knocked and quickly walked away, hiding down the hall as she dragged her clothing into her room, as she coughed, Paul's heart sank; with all his clarity and focus, he was losing himself because of this woman, and he desperately tried to wring his mind free of her. Grabbing some linen from his quarters, he spent the night sleeping on the observation deck, the first person to do so. And Paul slept soundly, until, Dr Rush woke him up and asked him if he wanted to go back to his quarters due to his snoring. Paul apologized and Rush told him not to worry about it. Rush thanked him for all the times he'd cleaned his room back at the Icarus base, and for doing his laundry, and for studying his notes in an attempt to understand him. Rush tapped him on his shoulder and told him to get some sleep, and then he left. Paul wanted to answer, but he felt incredibly tired and fell back to sleep, only to awaken to the brightest blue as the ships blue aura seemingly got brighter. Paul stood up, and watched intently, as Jessica and others came in, having seen the intense blue through their port windows.

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(Nassau Bahamas sucks, it's too boring, give me Canada, please some one make me a Canadian citizen, let me be where it's cold, and there is lots of wilderness. I'd even learn to speak french, seriously---I'm getting really tired and really bored, and I haven't even posted four post yet.)


Two soldiers walked in, and Paul looked towards them as they looked out at the Observation bay windows, horrified. Over their radios;
"No sir Colonel Young, we don't see any stars sir." The other officer shouted into his radio.
"Colonel there's something on the other side of the shield trying to force it's way in." On the radio some one's voice broke in.
"....zzzkkrttt.....impossible, we're still in FTL. It sounded like Eli, but Howard couldn't be sure. Eli traded with Howard as well, but after losing his Lucian girlfriend, he basically wanted nothing to do with anything, other than flying the ship, or spending time on the bridge doing equations. So Paul left him alone, but now Eli sounded very concerned. Rush voice came over the Radio.
"Don't leave FTL, I'm in the chair room, and I'm locked in, but please, don't leave FTL it's the only thing keeping that thing out." Shouted Rush in his heavy Scottish accent.
" Vulker, what the hell are you doing," It was Eli, and then Paul heard Vulker's voice say something about the black nebula cloud is overheating the engines. And with that they leave FTL, immediately everything goes dead. Destiny is a glorious jewel in FTL, in Battle or at rest, it glows slightly yellow due to it's shields, but with no power, it took on a ghastly appearence, and looking out through the observation windows, the black nebula didn't seem black anymore, but almost a dark purple, as it congealed around the now dead vessel. Like the darkness of a mouth about to swallow a large dick.


(I planned to type much more than this, but on account of me being bored and porn, I'm having trouble, stay tuned. I'm promising not to get too involved in researching, but it's getting dangerously close, I gotta put more effort into this boring bullshit.)

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(okay this is my fifth post since I spoke bullshit earlier, and I'm bored and more interested in researching than posting dull boring un interesting shit. But we're approaching the fuck all point of the story so here goes)

Jessica Layman hurdles towards Paul who takes her into his arms, though the situation feels dire, and frightening for everyone, Howard remains uncharacteristically calm. And a part of his mind started to feel afraid because of it. Just behind him came a familiar Voice.
"Don't you believe all of this to be be evidence of Providence?" The unmistakable Scottish accent rang out, startling Paul. Who was about to respond, but after seeing no one else react, he remained silent. His mind reeled, was this all a dream? Rush walked towards him and smiled.
"No I'm not a dream, I'm the ships computer, and ever since you boarded my vessel, I've been able to contact you." Paul realized that talking was unnecessary so he continued with but one question; was the computers core biological or something else.
"Let's say, it's a bit of both, and leave it at that," responded the fabrication of Dr Rush.

(I'm looking at some proper cunny poking vids here mates, and continuously thinking to type is becoming tedious, I'm ready to lube the fuck up and ho down this mutha-fucka)

Paul felt Jessica's grip tighten as the two officers moved towards the door which was sealed. As they tried to open it, Rush walked directly in front of Paul and pointed into the corner.
"I'm going to generate a subspace field in that corner, it should protect you from what's about to happen, but you must stay in that corner and not move from it." Paul looked into the little corner that was big enough to hold him and Jessica, and thought of the other twelve people in the room.
"My calculations assures me they won't reciprocate in time, since that things on board and will move fast enough to devour all life on board Destiny."

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The Rush fabrication looks intently worried.
"WE don't have much time, tell you what, tell Jessica to look into the corner quickly," commands Rush and immediately in the corner, a bluish hue appears. Paul holding Jessica firmly spins Jessica into the direction of the corner.
"Jessica do you see that," ask Paul quickly. Jessica looks at the blue energy distortion in disbelief.
"Yes I do, what is it?"
"No time to explain," said Paul, and he pulled her into the corner, the blue glaze shimmered around them, and for all intents and purposes, they vanished from sight. The fabrication of Rush spoke to Jessica and immediately she turned her head towards him.
"Jessica since you're in my No Field, I can communicate with you as well." Jessica looked up at Paul who still held her firmly.
"It's the ship's computer." Rush 2.0 puts his fingers to his lips and tells them that whatever happens, they must remain quiet. And then he vanishes.
"Is he gone," Hisses Jessica, but before Paul could answer, the guards calls for some one else to assist as they pull the doors open to reveal a rush of black smoke which boils into the room screaming and shrieking like nothing they've ever heard. In an instant, it grasp every one it senses in the room and pulls them towards the door way, their screams fill the air, along with smells of excrement and blood. Jessica wanted to scream but instead vomited onto Paul, who held her even tighter so as not to allow her retching to be heard by whatever had just in an instant, devoured everyone it 'saw'.

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( A hundred Post indeed, fuck that shit. though I am going to achieve a million post legitimately. and I'll post two more bits before bed, so let's dial the shit up a notch)

Paul Howard thought to pray, and did just so, and even though it was but a whisper, Jessica deduced his actions and in despair wet her self. The smell of vomit and urine was so strong, it made Jessica vomit again. Even though Paul seemed not to mind, and kissed her forehead, Jessica felt terribly ashamed and disgusted with herself. The door sealed itself, and the force field around them expanded to encompass the entire room. The fabrication of Dr. Rush reappears.
"The No Field now encompasses the entire room, you're both safe, for now. But we got to get you two out of here." Paul stands quickly and looks around the room for the soldiers radio.
"What are you doing" demands the Rush fabrication. And Paul pushes the buttons on the radios. "You'll get nothing from them, you're essentially cut off from any and everything that doesn't use a subspace frequency." Jessica looks terrified, and Paul concerned goes over to her.
"We're okay Jessica, I promise I'll do everything in my power to keep us like this, Destiny, how many survivors are out there?" The Rush fabrication pauses for a moment and looks as if he's thinking.
"It's hard to say, with that thing everywhere like it is, I can't see individual quarters due to the nebula's biological signature. But the bridge and the chair room is essentially unmolested, but every where else is flooded with this thing, and as more of it pours in, eventually the bridge and the chair room will be compromised." A gasp escapes Jessica and she falls to her knees. Her blouse now doused in vomit and spittle, and her skirt soaked in urine, Jessica looks and feels horrible. But Paul kisses her hands, oblivious to everything else and ask Destiny another question.
"What are we going to do Destiny, how can we 'get out of here' with that thing virtually everywhere?" The Rush fabrication doesn't respond for a moment, but finally it shows them the innards of it's compartments and corridors.
"This is some sort of living entity which feeds on energy, but not energy in the classical sense; heat and life energy seems to be it's need. But it isn't perfect, and it's in efficient." The word inefficient caught Paul of guard.
"How so Destiny?"
"The people it has taken, and those it continue to take, though they're dismembered, are still alive." The Rush fabrication reveals. "Something about it, super chargers biological entities; every part, portion and piece of them, from the cells in their bodies to the joules of energy each cell has. The creature devours you, adding to itself, but almost immediately it retains your portions, as if indigestion, you're placed into it's innards complete, then some process maintains your functions as if you were whole; I'm sensing crew members, and more than a few of them are broadcasting brain activity. Which shouldn't be seeing as how they were violently captured." Jessica gasp again, and Paul looks down towards her, and sees her staring off into the distance, as if she was focused on something. Concerned by the look on her face, Paul follows her gaze into the far corner. A puddle of blood seems to have a little cloud moving over it, absorbing it into itself.
"Fuck me," says Paul as the cloud that had just absorbed the stray portions of blood moved towards the couple with malicious intent, the side that faced them took on the form of a skeletal face.

(Clearly this shit is taking longer than six hours, but I'll do my best until I have placed a hundred post. Fucking hilarity it is. Show me the cunny, show me the cunny, show me the cunny and I'll never cheat again.)

edit; my comment up above was typed around five this morning when I hadn't as of yet slept from drinking coffee watching porn and masturbating.

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( I'm such a slothful fuck. Thankfully I'm not depressed as I was a few days ago, so doing this thing should be easy, so I'm going to finish, because they're times my depression remains for days on end.)

Jessica watches as the smoke monster, smashes into Paul knocking him against the wall, and tears into his flesh, a hole appears where Paul's gut is and blood, fluid, and bowels pour out onto the floor. Jessica in horror darts to the other side of the room shrieking in abstract terror. Paul doesn't have time to scream or do anything since it all happens so fast; one moment the thing darts at him, the next he's in the corner and he feels blood and feces pour into his trousers, with the most horrific pain he's ever felt coming from his midsection, it was as if, some one used a red hot shovel and smashed it into his guts. The smoke creature tried to devour the pouring bowels and bloody fluids that poured out, and as it did so, Paul's now ruptured bowels releases noxious gases of partially digested foods, and urea composites. The smell of fecal matter, blood and something that can only be compared to sour milk bathes the observation deck, Jessica throws up green bile.
Paul feels himself falling into the abyss, and the pain is so bad, he welcomes it, craves for it, begs God to let him die. "PAUL! Shrieks Jessica over and over, coughing as she does spraying vomit, spittle and a bit of blood; a newly formed ulcer hemorrhaging. Paul looks to Jessica, and something inside him reaches out; all that rage and contempt and depression like beguilement he'd left on earth, seemingly surges out, and for a brief moment, Paul fights back, so much so, that he reaches into his gut cavity, and tries to scoop the creature from his innards. It seeks to attack his fingers, and Paul clenches his fingers into fist, pounding inside his body cavity, but as Paul does, he looks at the Rush interface Destiny made, and he was able to distinguish what he was yelling at him. The fabrication of Dr Rush told him to fight for his life.

(It's time to dial it up a notch, and not a drop of rum to be had for inspiration---damn it I'm bored)

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(Regis is leaving television? Wow, the Octomom is making porn? Wow, don't give a fuck? Me too, moving on...)

The Rush fabrication appears before Jessica Layman, he's raging, His voice near demonic, his face opaque.
"Help Paul you stupid cunt!" Jessica looks at the Rush interface with contempt and horror. Though she's crying she shakes her head from side to side. "You'll let him die? When it's done with him who will it go after?" Jessica considers it but is oblivious of what to do. "Let it feed on you as well, the creature needs to adapt to a person before it can properly devour you. It is unaware of the concept of time when it comes to digestion, as well as it's incapable of not sustaining the creatures life force after it consumes it. So every bit of Paul it's taken, remains coherent. It has to adjust itself to consume one being, don't you see. I've deduced why the people yet live. It's similar to the energy used by the goa'uld sarcophagus." Jessica wanted to say how Destiny knows of the Goa'uld or the sarcophagus. "Listen , we don't have time, Paul has but moments before he's too gone to be of any use to us. I got the information from Franklin about the Goa'uld and it was the Alterans who constructed the first healing devices. Now pick up Paul's guts, it'll attack you but it won't be able to adapt. Trust me!" Jessica faints and the image of Rush explodes into Rage.

(No doubt SGU isn't this interesting, but give them your coins, and they'll get better, Joe Mallozzi said so himself; essentially he said they sucked for season 1 but season 2's last ten episodes and a potential season 3 will rock)

Jessica's home, and her daughter jumps on to her bed while she's reading a very scary book called Lost in Space, with cloud demons that devour you whole. She's terrified of the book and tosses it onto the floor, and her daughter who jumps onto the bed ask her why she did that.
"That books is to scary for mommy baby." Her daughter's blond hair glitters by the lamp light, it's shortly after 6 p.m. and her husband should be just about done with the dishes. Her husband had cooked a marvelous meal, and she promised him dessert when he was finished with the dishes. Her daughter Linda was only six, but knew enough about marriage to know that there were times parents needed alone time for themselves. Jessica jumped from her bed and took her daughter back to her bed room. "Watch Nick Jr for a bit honey."
"I know mommy," said her daughter knowingly, "You and daddy need some alone time."
"That's right baby, you're such a smart little girl." After sitting with her daughter for a bit watching the Fresh Beat Band, she hears her husband switch on the shower, and almost five minutes hear it shut off. "I'll be back in an hour baby." She gets up to leave and her daughter says I love you. She pulls Linda's door to, and returns to her bed room, closing and locking the door, though it was unnecessary.

(nap time, I'm sleepy, had only two hours sleep)

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( Glen Beck the rodeo clown said it best today, Too much people are too politically correct and is afraid to even use BULLET POINTS, even the GOP no longer wants to use words to do with die, kill or BULLET POINTS. That's right yous fucks, America has turned into a bunch of FAGGOTS, and by faggots, I don't mean THE GAY, I mean you politically correct perpetually butt-hurt fucking balls less cunt less fags. Because men of substance has balls and women of substance has cunts, everyone else, has pebbles and vaginas. But for fuck sake, one shooting and you're chucking in the verbal towel because you're afraid to disturb the settled bilge water----YOU FUCKING FAGS! Rooster from True Grit, who represented the Duke, was a racist, a bigot and a fucking murderer, and he was biased and unfair, but he was a man's man. Where the fuck has all the men gone, and the one armed girl who lost her arm due to snake bite, represented a woman who every man would line up to drink milk from her asshole, because she had substance, and was a force of nature. I guess yous fucks hasn't read a woman of substance, I haven't but at least I read the summary all those years ago. Sure people getting murdered sucks ass, and is irritating, but you lot have the fucker in custody, and instead of stringing his ass up, you'll spend a hundred million dollars to build a case that doesn't even need to be built because the fucker did it, shoot him already, due process is the work of the devil when you have not only witnesses but the fucker was arrested on site, fuck me kill him!)

Linda sees Greg emerge from the bathroom his towel wrapped around his waist, moisture clinging to his tanned skin, his muscular body immediately made her feel a slight dampness between her legs.
"I've missed you so much Greg," said Linda quickly taking off her T-shirt which had a logo on it that said Destiny. As Linda threw her shirt towards Greg, he caught it and sniffed it deeply as he's always done since they started dating. "It's like I haven't tasted you in more than two years."
"What's up with you Linda, we've been getting it on since your mother disappeared two years ago, you know that baby." Linda/Jessica looks in the mirror and she's her daughter's reflection looking back at her. Jessica screams and her world explodes in a bright light, and once more she's staring at the ceiling of the Observation deck of Destiny. The Rush fabrication standing over her.
"We don't have the luxury Jessica, Paul's about to lose his fight. Though the exposure to the cloud is enabling him to remain constant and is repairing his injuries, the cloud needs literally a hundred times it's actual present to be able to efficiently devour Paul. This creature is beyond fascinating, but it's infinitely inferior to humanity. I need you Jessica, and I'll do all within my power to make your transition easier, but it will be painful, and uncomfortable. I know you're sick, and you have a nasty ulcer that won't get better, but once you do as I say, even though, you'll be messed up, I can save not only you and Paul, but i'll be able to download most of the crew caught up in that thing. Once in my memory, you'll be saved and alive. And my memory is equivalent to the power potential of a ZPM, in laymen terms, I can download up to a thousand people, and be able to keep their signatures separate. That's the only way I'll be able to save you and the crew. Once I've downloaded you, I'll use the repair bots and Kinos to run the ship, it'll be possible since I'll have the processing power of dozens of people." Linda head hurts, her stomach hurts, she'd defecated since passing out, and she felt painful all over, and in the distance, she watched Paul fighting the cloud thing in his gut cavity, the smell of feces and blood blanketing the room.

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(Half of the world is filled with fucking idiots, the other half is filled with idiot fuckers)

Paul Howard starts to feel his limbs getting heavy and the intense searing pain becoming a throb, an indication that he was either dying or slipping into shock, which was a welcomed change. He sees Jessica get to her feet, and charging towards him and the smoke creature, he wants to tell her to stay away, but only bile and blood pours from his mouth. The creature had him in the air for nearly twelve minutes now, and at first it was holding him up, three feet off of the ground, but now, it was so deep inside his cavity, that it was changing how gravity affected his body. Jessica screaming in fear and rage screams NO over and repeatedly, and Howard also Hears the Rush interface instructions of what Jessica must do, and the embattled woman starts to pick up several feet of Howard's intestines, and shoves it into his gut cavity. Due to the soup of blood feces and liquids of all sorts, Jessica slips down, and the intestines and other gory bits she'd just shoved in Paul Howard's cavity, falls onto her face, Jessica unwittingly opens her mouth to cry out from the violent and painful fall, but in doing so, she allows gore blood and feces to pour down her throat. Paul tries to reach down and pull the bowel material from her face, but before he can, tendrils from the cloud monster reaches out from his cavity and literally scoops the bowels into his Howard's gut cavity, as a mouth would suck in spaghetti. Jessica wants to vomit but could force no more liquid from her stomach, and all that comes up is the gore she had just swallowed. The smoke creature releases it's tendrils again to wrap themselves around Jessica's body, delaying the effects of gravity and lifting her into the air. The Rush interface which was actually a copy of Dr Rush's mind, since it downloaded the real Rush seconds before the attack, and was presently consulting with Rush on how to deal with the situation, understood the feeling of apprehension for the first time, and hoped it's calculations were correct, for all their sakes.

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(This part of the story is important I guess, and by I guess I mean not to me because I'm fucking bored and uninterested, and that's partly why I didn't continue to write last night; being sleepy and uninterested is akin to most fuck-ups composed by mankind. I started writing this bit of which you're presently reading at 10:20 am this morning at right now it's 11:36 am, sure I can say it's partly due to the fact that I hadn't had breakfast and I had to keep my two year old niece occupied for a time, but it just goes to show---wait a moment, that is why it took more than an hour to finish up. The reason why it took me this long to continue is that this next part is perhaps one of the most complicated parts of the story: How the hell do you describe a floating fart cloud and it's shit smell in the third person?)

Sensations leads to realizations, and through Pain a god is born.

Paul Howard tried to fall into the arms of oblivion or at best unconsciousness to be rid of the reality that had a hole in his gut cavity and a cloud of acid eating away at his flesh. In reality, the small piece of the nebula beast that had boarded their vessel a cloud of acid it wasn't, but it's actions felt as if it was; a corrosive element persistent and continual like it's namesake. But like the gods of hindu mythology, it represented the very essence of life itself, the yin and the yang: All that is good and not so good; the celestial spiritual and the destructive physical; feeding upon it's victims for their warmth and life force representing the needs of it's physicality, whilst simultaneously maintaining the very existence it seeks to extinguish; representing it's celestial spiritual; it unwittingly repairing some of the damage enabling the body to function per business as usual with the person's bits exposed to air and bacteria. A state of Purgatory is as best as Paul reckoned it to be---yet, each time the cycle of destruction and repair occurs, something within the wayward human begins to change. As Paul drifts into the arms of peace, the smallest bits of realization darts into his consciousness. So much so that in the minimal functions of his present state, Paul felt an expansion of his consciousness; a slight change so small that regularly even the most enlightened of humans wouldn't notice it, but in Paul's state of carnage, he became painfully aware of everything; as time seemingly slowed down, and his physical functions, and mortal wounds became intertwined in his mind, enabling Paul to know all that constitutes his physicality, and the endless potential of the very life force he continually lost and recovered.

edit i'd do more but my niece is persistent

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(You'd be surprised of the power of Pussy, not for what it is in actuality, but what it represents: a good time. Though the reality is, the fore mentioned good time comes with a cost, and it's price is sometimes a bit much to pay, just ask our touchy feely fart cloud acidic like demon thingy---and actual demons who were once angels who abandoned their station just to be with the sweetest dames fresh out of creation. Today, you may come across good cunny, but in those days, when Adam and Eve were still alive or had just died, humanity's perfection though gone was close enough so that humans marked their time by centuries, and every cunny was awesome.)

Jessica Layman was aware of Japanese pornographic cartoons called hentai for some time now; several years before her husband Greg who was just starting to court her, exposed Jessica to the Legend of the Overfiend, and Jessica disgusted at the time, couldn't take her mind off of the movie. Such powerful yet disgusting imagery, like nothing she'd ever seen, and the creatures or demons who attacked the many women and girls in the film or the over powering hunger their tentacles with mouths at the end of them, forced their way into anuses and a great many vagina with such hunger and violence, it ruptured a great many of them and even ruptured the bowels of an unfortunate nurse. "What a way to go," thought Jessica to herself as she shoved a vibrator into her vagina in an attempt to quell an itch that was partly due to her stinky pussy condition and partially an itch women feel now and again. But even if her husband was here, all he'd do is finger it, or shove his penis deep within for a half hour or so; but all of which wasn't enough. She demanded her business be devoured with a mouth that judged not but wanted plenty, regardless of the PH of it's quarry. Jessica had even allowed herself to get involved into a lesbian affair, thinking she'll be able to balance between her husband and daughter and another woman; to whom she fully explained her intent. And the other woman a marine, of whom she flirted with after finding out she was gay, agreed to her terms. But, on the night they were to make out, it took Jessica more than an hour to just kiss the woman, and another two just to kiss the clit of her Curiosity. The other woman, tired of the affair, tore off Jessica's panties to reveal a stinky cunt, and then Jessica nervously explained her condition. Explanations aside, it all fell apart, and the woman noticeably pretended it didn't bother her, but Jessica's heart sank as her Reveler didn't consume the desperate cunny, but instead used her fingers and a vibrator, something Jessica's husband always did. To avoid problems Jessica put an end to things by pointedly telling the other that it was an experiment and she couldn't in good conscience continue. And surprisingly afterward, they became good friends. But unfulfilled was Jessica, and her cunny, though ripe, had not a connoisseur to lavish it with oral attention. She wished her husband's mouth and tongue would become tentacles and that he'd consume her vaginal goodness regardless of all things.

Jessica covered in vomit, feces, slime, blood and bits of gore, felt a lunge in her belly and her bowels releases, peppering the ground with a spray of fecal debris--- on board the Destiny times of despair and horror at times would leave Jessica feeling horny, but now, she didn't feel sexual in the slightest or the least, but felt instead terror which surpassed any she'd ever felt by a thousand times. Her heart felt as if it would explode, but surprisingly didn't as the shadow creatures stingy tentacles wrapped around her body dispelling her body weight and hoisting her into the air. Her mind curiously remembered the Japanese hentai films with it's many tentacle rapes and Jessica realized that she was perhaps about to experience what that nurse in Legend of the overfiend felt; imagining that as with the unfortunate nurse; this things tentacles would greedily tear into her orifices and explode through her belly. And even as her body stung terribly in places where the cloud thing had grabbed her, Jessica Prepared her self for the inevitable.

The swarm of particles energized and self aware in their conglomerated state, sought to add to it's physicality by consuming these two power houses of energy. One of the two it had already began to take, but the nexus of particles felt even more hungry and unfulfilled the more of the gargantuan it consumed. It had not the ability to cease it's need to feed, but only seemingly had an equally powerful need to expand itself. How or why it felt these sensations is not known to it, and if it was known, it wouldn't be possible to garner enough complexity in it's present state to realize any thing other than expand or consume; to evolve or to eat, there was nothing else. Among it's new favorites thus far is feces; filled with rich sources of energy, and heavy elements that existed naturally through out the cosmos, the particles keenly familiar with these elements in the nothingness of space; The cloud particles found this element easier to take in than the endless liquid of blood, or their harder bits, the fleshly parts. These would take longer to consume, and seemingly by consuming them, the swarm lost more of it's very own life force (it had not as of yet realized that by tearing into it's victims it also radiated the means of their healing, how are why this occurs is not known). As it reached out from the warmth of the cavity, it sought the other store house, and quickly lapped at the bits of fecal pieces and bits strewn about the store houses body. But, it sensed a stream of fecal bits on the floor, still warm; filled with nutrients and heavy elements necessary for evolution and repair. It lapped those up, and extended parts of itself, digging into the orifice from which these originated, careful it was, not to tear into the wall of the orifice so as not to contaminate the wonderful feces with other chemicals or liquids which would be harder to devour. As it poured into the orifice deeper and deeper, it lapped up, scrapped the walls, sucked away all the elements of the fecal food source which it quickly expanded into itself making itself even more coherent in an attempt to stifle the lost of life energy it mysteriously continually lost. Another orifice existed, and from it, the shadowy nebula beast sensed a biological substance, though not as warm as the other, but equally rich, and filled with simple biological bits it could use. It poured in, and sucked away everything it came across, throbbing and lapping and sucking and pulsing, a banquet, a feast, a mystical place, and from the store house of power, it felt an energetic sensation that reached from somewhere and whimpered through the store houses entire core, touching the nebula beast itself, causing a spark of awareness that translated through out the particle cloud, creating new possibilities and introducing pleasure to something that once only understood the need to expand or to feed.

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(the previous post was filled with a lot of stuff, a lot of it is really nice to beheld. Really, Really nice. But if I'm going to get better at this bullshit, then it's best to do it again and again; specifically writing for a non ethereal force. I could write about a sentient cunny, but where's the fun in that, especially since I could write about a sentient ghost cloud that likes to eat the yeast paste out of cunny bleeds, instead. So here's the redo of the living acidic particle cloud nebula thingy. Don't bitch fuckers, I'm only redoing this part once.)


The endless shade poured into Destiny, seeking to devour all energy there in, but it found the ship, which was once rich with heat and energy, dead. Destiny, massive in size to it's visitors, gargantuan in appearance to those that stood on it's observation deck, is incredibly defeasible whence compared to the massive nebula that stretches across the expanse for several light years. The shade using all of it's subsets and coagulated particles, sensed in vain for the energy signature it had just sensed, but alas, All that was left was the biological bits of candy; the complex sophisticated mere bits that was incapable of satisfying it's hunger, but aided in it's evolution. For eons it's fallen upon all forms of movement, sometimes adding to itself but mostly losing complex structures that constituted it's existence. Like in times past, it's infancy, or as far back as it was able to constitute an awareness of self, it was infinitely sized, and was capable of devouring small stars, and even though it gained great power, mass, and heat, it would lose parts of itself; due to the phase transition which resulted from great solar masses being consumed; various parts of it fell into attrition; and others would simply break away, exist for a time, then evaporate. It tried to control it's natural instinct, to stop it's overpowering hunger since, what ever pitfalls suffered, would be detrimental for the entire body, but as long as it was as large as it was, instinct would take over and it would act. There were times some of it's parts self cannibalized; feeding on it's own body, attacking other elements of self that had evolved beyond the former full body signature, thus, adding to the degradation of the whole.

edit: I'm not done of course, but I'm fucking tired and changing lines continually sucks ass. I'm going to watch porn.

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( So I'm not a fucking player, and no doubt the first bit of cunny awesome or humdrum cunny bleed i get my mouth on, I'll stay with and love forever---call me a fucking idiot or old fashioned, but I'll just call your mother a whore, so I win fuckers)

The mere bits are the sweetest means of evolution the celestial organism knew; their nuance complexities, methodological functions, and bemuse hierarchical individualism, enabled the nebula cloud beast, to gradually and succinctly enhance susceptible portions of it's expansive self. The mere bits also allowed it to identify potential trouble makers within it's nexus. Unbeknown to the Nebula beast though, the mere bits were not interested in being a part of a singular organic collective for all eternity, even if, it was a guaranteed form of immortality. In many ways, it has as much conversation with it's mere bits, as humans would have with their white blood cells. As the nebula beast came across the first mere bits in Destiny, it quickly grabbed them into itself to be dismantled, and naturally, in terror, they all cried out, but could do nothing about their plight, as the nebula beast particles ripped into their bodies like trillions of microscopic piranha. Only a few felt pain, as their organs were ripped to shreds and almost immediately stored within a subspace variable which existed within the nebula beast. So that even if the nebula beast lost most of it's mass and existed in the smallest area possible, it would still possess the many functional capabilities, granted to it, by the mere bits. So many of Destiny"s crew members retained not only the full function of their minds, but felt the burden of the various processes within their new home, of which they had to calculate and delegate. They hadn't the eyes to see, or nerves to feel them, but by fully exploring the receptacle that held their essence through accessing information on it and being told height and breath of each container, they were able to understand what had happened to them. As the Nebula beast many portions filled every space possible, it became aware of dissension within it's older parts that hadn't as of yet evolved. And that a little bit of it, smaller than the mere bits themselves, was preparing to cannibalize the unfamiliar new pathways developing around it, thus, as the mere beast made it's way through the Observation door, it intentionally left enough blood and gore, so that the malfunction bit of itself would not resist, it being forced out, and would follow it's natural instinct to feed on what remained.

(I'm going to sleep now, rest easy friends, and enjoy your bit of cunny bleed, even if she's sleeping assure her she doesn't have to do anything as you once more tap that ass)

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( In the wikiLeaks it was revealed that many State Department types felt weary about the Bahamas being friendly with China, and would this have compromised Bahamas U.S. relations. Interesting. I'm not for or against anything definitive, at least not yet. I'm just saying my Government is filled with a bunch of scaredy cats; we're talking about wussless kittens(wussy types not moving forward or back, just doing what the last mutha-fucka did). If it was me, and seeing as how we don't have shit for salad, I'd try and buy a nuke from Russia, maybe ten. So we at least look threatening enough to garner respect. Though I should mind my own business since I'm a sinner and God properly hates me; not saying HE does or not, but HE should, I'm pretentious---hopefully I'll do what's right before an end)

Depleted, the ejected portion of the nexus nearly loses coherence several times. Unable to sense anything other than it's individual particles falling away, popping into nothingness, the cloud instinctively grasp every where, pulling what it could into it's core self. If it wasn't among the oldest of the ejected portions of the nebula beast, by this time, it would have evaporated.

(This time out is brought to you today by Stargate Universe, sure season 1 sucked ass, but season 2 is infinitely better, or it will be, but if you're a glee fag, well, you can just go fuck yourself!)

An elliptical shape the cloud takes as it re-organizes it's various properties until, enough of it has been reconstituted to re-ignite it's drive properties, enabling a prescribed instinctive action; the action to feed so as to add to coherence, and to continue with it's purpose. It felt the burden of purpose, but, was at a lost as to what it's purpose entailed. Instinctively, once repaired enough, the needs of self preservation through evolution and feeding became clear enough. But the exact path to take taxed it's simplistic decision making node, which previously was nothing more than a switch changing the aspect of it's immediate environment to aid in progression, stopping, or to delegate feeding and the sharing of sustenance. But as it is now; no longer a node, or a switch, but now a free entity free of the constraints of purpose, yet torn between it's need to feed to maintain or to take direction from an even more complicated node, it expanded it's searches for any deserving complexities that matched it's sophistication. Ironically, once cut off from the body of the nebula beast, it finally sought to take direction from complex systems via strong interactive forces and their electromagnetic pulses, it no longer desired to eradicate seemingly foreign nodes that had complex new chains of organization, but desired to attach to them to fulfill it's need to evolve, but alas, it was all alone, and it's instincts would decide it's fate. It's shifting form reconstitutes just enough, to reignite the means of it sensing it's environment, and almost immediately, it senses heat and sustenance in the form of biological components. In it's present form, it was incapable of hoping, but it sought out whatever it could, to add to itself, to evolve and remain constant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-DQcE9NOh4

(That's from Stargate Universe's first episode Air, my problem is that it's out of place for stargate, and if it was introduced then it should have continued. They did something ballsy and then hoped you all forgot what they did, bravo. If I were the powers that be (if that isn't loser speak then tell me what is) I'd have Scott and this airwoman with the boobs, fucking every other episode, but then that's just me. More to come fuckers.)