Ladies - DP in same hole?

[thermos]

Dangle and I are curious.......doth you desirable damsels desire to be double-dicked in debaucherous delight?


sorry, I rocked the alliteration because the 'granny fucked a tranny' porn got me into a poetic mood.

What I'm trying to say is: 2 cocks shaft-pressed together - would you sit on it? Anal/Vaginal, doesn't matter.

[ms. cellany]

I honestly can't imagine why, if you have 2 perfectly good cocks at your disposal, you'd decide to try to shove them into the same hole. Plus shaft-on-shaft action? Yeah, kinda gay.

[thermos]

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I've never done it...nor am I desirous to press my meat with bigmac and ravage your orifices...

but I think that s'long as your junk is inside a woman, it doesn't matter what it's touching. another cock, a toy, an octopus tentacle, whatevs.

[ms. cellany]

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Well now see, you didn't mention dp with an octopus tentacle. That's my favorite.

[SirLongFoot]

I was pretty sure we established shaft on shaft was not gay so long as it happens within the confines of a vag (cunny), granny or not. But, one must be courteous and cup one's balls to keep them from accidentally swinging and touching another ballsack, which would be very, very gay.

But that brings up another question. What is the etiquette on creampies in a dp situation? I would imagine it would be gay if you were the poor bastard still inside when the other guy unloads...

[satan666]

fixed. If you need me to edit the poll in any way, lemme know.

[Carlos Spicy Wiener]

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Well the whole going in a hole some dude just nutted in is a whole different subject..............Personally not a fucking chance. Never Dp'ed a girl in teh same hole so I not sure if I would be cool with it, did his dick rubbing your dick making to cum or her vag...those are the questions......lol

[serafina]

Thermos, as always you bring the giggles.

I picked the last option, but I'm not a prude. What about a penis in a hole and a finger or vibrator in the other? Or is that old news for you granny fetish kids?

[thermos]

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lol, thanks man, it's golden.... I assume there was no way for me to edit it myself? I didn't see anyway to do it.

[SirLongFoot]

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Sorry, but #4 = Prude. I suppose a step in the right direction would not be finger/vibe in the other hole, but a finger/vibe + cock in the same one. :cool:


Report back on how that works out for ya. ;)

[thermos]

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hahaha...oh god, I didn't even ponder my own thread. ewwwww....can you even imagine the god awful sensation of another dude nutting on your shaft? hahahaha....oh man.


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lol @ the ridge of another helmet working against yours to bring you to frictional ejaculation. ugh.


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Nice....that's actually what the real person behind the Thermos persona prefers. I think what you proposed is similar to option #3 - DP's the way god intended them to be. It's a commandment somewhere....hidden in the dead sea scrolls, 'thou shall not have 2 penises in thine own hole'.


BUT AGAIN - if I had a pussy....I'd stuff that fucking hot box full. That's why I'm asking y'all lovely ladies.

[serafina]

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I don't want stretch out my holes. Can any girls in real life actually take two i the ass? I think you guys have watched a bit too much belladonna. Real girls struggle with one dick in the ass, I don't expect many to be down for two.

[thermos]

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precisely....hopefully the poll shall enlighten us.


I can say, that after the natural delivery of a few 9# babies...it's feasible to sneak another cock into the birth canal of your typical milf. whether they do or not is the question.

[SirLongFoot]

^^^you beat me to it. :D

[mr.brownfella]

The two of you kill me! I want to say unless your really, really, really sure in your manlyhoodness. The two in the stink or pink at the same time is not a good idea. An if your going to do it don't think about it. Just do it get it over and never speak about unless your drunk and in a strange town.

Threesome is about the experience and the possibilities, so do not think to much it could ruin it!

[thermos]

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hahaha.....so sayeth the man that's obviously plugged a hole with another man. Nice work, Mr. Brown, nice work. Where/when did you splooge and which hole did you fancy? And was there operational difficulties with your massive blacksnake? Or did you join up with N2?

[wildebeast71]

Shaft on shaft action, whether in the confines of the vag. or ass is gay in my book...

Now that said I had a ex who used to take me and a dildo at the same time.

[satan666]

I'll just leave this here...


http://www.fapstash.com/out.php/i3632_1.jpg

[Trips]

haha

2 cocks should never touch. Period! I don't care if theres a woman involved. Faggotry is born from such endeavors! Now, dildo in ass while cock in vag? Or vice versa? Jesus can only smile when such blessings are made. :p

[DAS]

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[SirLongFoot]

"Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing. Like the first monkey shot into space. Space monkey! Ready to sacrifice himself for the greater good."

:D

[thermos]

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thanks for bumping this......sera, are you reading this? BJ's won't cut it....to squelch the 'all talk' accusation, you must be filled somethin' propa. The 2 cocked gauntlet has been thrown down.


lol....and damn me for not making the poll results public, I'm dying to know the 2 affirmative ones. Probably Nachos and N2.

[SirLongFoot]

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Shit thermos, I thought you would have had those details planned out. I was curious myself, only to be disappointed, by the lack of votes, and the whole private thing. :D

[serafina]

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I'm stretching my asshole in preparation right now.

[thermos]

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I don't know if you can conceivably say anything sexier than that. It's at the very apex of awesomeness. I'm going to go read it again. Yes, yes.

Just like I recommended the neti pot before.....I'm now going to recommend a vitamin E based lotion to help with the stretching. I'm chock full of natural potions. Rub some tea tree oil on your sore tooth too.

[Choppie]

Not into the shaft touching thing. Though I've seen no problem with the DP separate holes theory.

As for the flinging of baby batter, man, why the FUCK aren't you wearing a condom in this situation?!?! Sorry, but I like my penis a whole lot more than I like my tongue. As such, if I wouldn't stick my tongue there, my toga isn't going either. It's served well thus far.

[thermos]

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hahaha...nice choppie....but you're being waaaay too practical/pragmatic about this. if serafina (insert e-girl here) wants her ass filled and filled NOW....I'm not gonna be rational about it.

and doth your title betray you? egads - have you NOT been raw doggin' it since the Reagan adminstration?

[jo_dile]

One in each...shaft on shaft=gay

[Choppie]

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No offense to the lovely Serafina, but I do not know her. So I would most certainly be pragmatic about it. Though the sensation would be great, catching something terminal for a few hours of fun is not.

*Addendum*
Actually if I had been barebacking since '80 I'd have been getting some before I even knew what "some" was. More like barebacking since I got snipped. LOL!

[SirLongFoot]

Choppie, you are seriously bringing down the raging boner this thread gives me with all your talk about being practical, despite sera and her preperations, and Jo picking option 3.
:D

[Choppie]

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My bad. Let the ass-duggery commence.

[mr.brownfella]

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I am sorry that I missed this. I had not problems. I knocked and made deliveries on/at both doors of the will female. She Enjoyed it so much we id it several more times. The key is to communicate with her and remember, the less you think about the more you focus on the job at hand. As for the fancing of hole I let her say/tell who gets to go in which door.

and this was years ago. I have tones down the partying.

[garciahunter]

Well for me two cocks in the same hole is to much cock in the same hole. I by no means want mine rubbing another guys, PERIOD!! That is pretty much bi-sexual, which i'm not so no deal. Cock in vag and vibrator in ass is great and everybody wins. Oh, if a guy nutted on my dick i would instantly go limp and start drinking to forget about he horrible events that just occurred. My dick would never forgive me :(

[thermos]

double cocked bump for the twitter girl to vote.

[dogstain]

You guys are over-thinking this way too much. So what if you got a little man batter on your schlong. Any girl who's willing to take two cocks in her hole is certainly willing to lick you clean after the act. Would that be so bad?

[fuzzy_warbles]

I can't believe there are no pics yet.

[Mr Handlebars]

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That's because nobody was stupid enough to think that we need pics to degrade this thread. Good job, you friggin nOOb. Now I'm going to wash my eyes out with bleach. :(

[jcaf41]

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Someone speaking from experience it sounds.

[Frothy Afterbirth]

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Too bad you have weak stomach to see a chick take on double trouble in the dumper. That shit is hot.

[fuzzy_warbles]

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Degraded?? That's funny.
I'm no more of a n00b than you are, you just spew more shit.
Use battery acid instead of bleach if you can't handle real porn.
Or you could just watch your Dora the Explorer shows you've downloaded.
Remember not to look at your dick when you come, that would be gay!
Pussy...