She says pull out and.....

[suarezchico01]

So you're with a new girl, your same girl, or whoever, and she says she wants you to pull out. What happens? For some reason, my most common luck is shooting her in the eye. What about you guys?

[Dishboy09]

Most of the time the stomach fer me...

[nachos1345]

Don't pull out, and then kick her down the stairs a few months later.

[Moose_Thompson]

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^^^^

Truth FTW!

[Trips]

Bitches love to swallow :D

[tlock]

stomach or back depending on position

[Mr Handlebars]

I say, "Time to just pack up and send her home."

[Goat Gosselin]

pull out and plant the seed in her asshole

[serafina]

I don't say pull out.

[The Godfather]

No matter what I say, I'm not doing it.

[Boon]

Sera doesn't let me pull out.

[lewdown]

What about tits? Is stomach supposed to encompass the entire torso? If you're good, you end up aiming for tits, and get some from stomach all the way up to face/hair/pillow.

Truthfully though, I think there's a big difference between long-time S/O, versus one-night stand, versus early on with someone you think you may get future opportunities with. If one-night stand, I'd say face every time.

[Boon]

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Most ballistic reports state that shooting with 2" or shorter, is in fact less accurate.

On a related note, I have shot once in the ear and once up the nose.

[Mr Handlebars]

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Are you talking snub-nose revolvers or stubby-nosed dicks?

http://www.impactguns.com/store/media/charter/charter_38053.jpg

[Boon]

Depends, what's the difference between a metaphor and a simile?

[Mr Handlebars]

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One comes before monkeyshit and the other comes after. Otherwise, they are basically the same, except one shoots hot lead and the other shoots hot goo.

[Boon]

Well, if I have to explain the idear that his small pecker lends to his poor luck of shooting his chick with "hot goo" in her eye, then the joke don't work much, you reckon?

[mr.brownfella]

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no hammer, so you can't slam her! So the trigger is pulled and the shot is blanks!

[tokerjoe]

i'm a bitch and blow on the belly, that way i know i can come back for more without listening to an earful

[Mr Handlebars]

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That about describes Boon. Pobs, on the other hand, was shooting FTW!

[d_b_99]

I don't get why some guys don't want to pull out. Busting it on girls is awesome.

[cbret22]

aim for the belly button

[Moe Howard]

Had a girl who prefered being cum on, rather than cum in. She was the first (and only, at least intentionally) facial recipient of my career.